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My favorite thing is that she catches him by showing he knew the rope was a belt, but it's got a belt buckle on it. When I played this, I honestly thought calling it a rope was a typo until I got to that point and realized it somehow wasn't.
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We can still vote? In that case my vote goes for the totally not Pokemon game. I remember seeing that before somewhere and it's truly terrible.
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Darth TNT posted:We can still vote? In that case my vote goes for the totally not Pokemon game. I remember seeing that before somewhere and it's truly terrible. Some more potent votables: A Crazy Grandma Run Gangster Injustice Quest 3  All of Jay Xu's work on the App Store could really qualify -- I'm pretty sure most of his games are just clones of one another. Looking through his work, I'm pretty sure the Easter Bunny wants me dead now, plants have incurred the wrath of the undead and pixel art muscle dudes can shoot sperm cells at zombies -- but Crazy Grandma Run Gangster Injustice Quest 3 stood out to me as the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Just read the reviews: B-digs is awesome posted:I was truly blown away from this game the life like graphics played a key role. Gamesfreak13563 fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Jun 3, 2015 |
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Jun 3, 2015 07:38
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Gamesfreak13563 posted:Some more potent votables: quote:It's the good!! I feel bad for papa.
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Gamesfreak13563 posted:That reminds me. There's two images we didn't get to see: Look at what I found  
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Jun 3, 2015 09:24
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CremePudding posted:Look at what I found I don't remember those close-ups at all. I guess it was lost in the port.
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Jun 3, 2015 15:51
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Please tell me that's a walk through in GIF form. 
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Jun 3, 2015 15:52
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Of all the terrible art in Beauty Lawyer Victoria, I think the leaning courthouse of Pisa disturbs me the most. I know it's low-hanging fruit, but c'mon. If you're going to do three-point perspective, at least go all-out. 
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Looking through the Pokémon ripoff now. I thought I would be making fun of the blatant copyright infringement, but really it's the overbearing ads that are getting me right now. Things have gotten much worse since the Super Monster Bros. days, friends. I'm open to co-commentary on this episode, shoot me a PM if you're interested. Gamesfreak13563 fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Jun 4, 2015 |
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Jun 4, 2015 16:38
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It's like there's no end to the abyss of bad games. I thought you couldn't get worse than Victoria, the sequel is worse. I thought you couldn't get worse than Super Monster Bros, and yet, here we are. It's hilarious but at the same time terrifying.
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Jun 4, 2015 17:42
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Nah, apparently it is a Korean game review wiki. Glowing reviews, by the way.Google Translation posted:If you reject the gun ordination game over. In addition, even though the game you need to proceed in the defendant attorney position has exploded view to recommending the embroidery. Kim checks to tax collectors and the defendants 'If you surrender I'll reduce the sentence by leniency' and invites. Jeongjak confession when the client receives the death penalty (...). The second game: Google Translation posted:Beauty standards in January 2009 came from two lawyers Seri Kim. I've also come with a free iPhone app, but why did shut down the payments and whether the service can be downloaded won in 1500 Android is a paid app. (...) In The Game Description please dont try to play all the way evaluation has asked the author.
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CremePudding posted:2 ballistic course is crap game. Despite Google's apparent complete inability to translate from Korean, it would seem that the main message still gets across very easily. 
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Jun 4, 2015 18:13
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Some people just don't learn when their app gets pulled down from the App Store. The result? GOTTA GO OOK     And unbelievably this one somehow also rips off the icon of another app:    
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Jun 4, 2015 19:28
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It kills me how four of the monkeys are identical and then one has a loving flamingo for some reason. Also none of them is nearly as terrifying as the Super Saiyan from the last game so it is clearly a worse bad game.
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I think I might have found the most search grabby title of all time: New Yoshie Brothers Island Country Super Galaxy Party Games. All it needed was a 64 and an Advance and it would have grabbed most Mario titles from the past twenty years (and incidentally, most Donkey Kong games too). Can you come up with something better? The irony is that I was searching for Zelda when I found it. Gamesfreak13563 fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Jun 4, 2015 |
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Jun 4, 2015 20:47
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"Funny and cute - my kids love it!!" I'm going to guess this was written by the game's developer, who has no children of their own. Certainly none of the reviews share his feelings about it. In fact, going by them it doesn't even work at all. Name-wise it lacks DS, Sunshine, Returns (which would be super easy to add at the end), Land, World and Tropical Freeze. Probably something else I'm lacking. So the title would have to be something like New Yoshie Brothers Tropical Freeze Land Island Country World Super Sunshine Galaxy Party Games Returns 64 Advance DS.
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New Episode: Omega Man Pixel Battle Station X Run  Alternate title: This seems familiar... Gamesfreak13563 fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Jun 5, 2015 |
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Jun 4, 2015 23:08
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 Hmmmm.... Anyone in the market for 1.2 million balls? Gamesfreak13563 fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jun 6, 2015 |
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Jun 6, 2015 18:55
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I'm pretty sure that's more than 1600 balls for every single Pokemon that ever ever existed. That's PROBABLY overkill. Maybe.
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I would like to peruse your stock of "pok?? balls"
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Even the cheapest option sounds like overkill.
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I've set up a super cool Twitter account where you can get all of your bad iOS related knowledge. I'll post things on it, I promise.
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Out of curiosity, how much space have all of these games taken up in your device? And how much space do you have left (assuming you haven't deleted any of them)?
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Mraagvpeine posted:Out of curiosity, how much space have all of these games taken up in your device? And how much space do you have left (assuming you haven't deleted any of them)? That's quite the assumption.
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MrAptronym posted:That's quite the assumption. True that. I'm almost sure half of these games are spyware anyway. But the biggest game I've downloaded so far is probably the Mega Man X game. Xover, MLP, ATB, and ShaqDown 2 all come close too.
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Gamesfreak13563 posted:
The maker can make mad bank if anyone is insane enough to pick the bottom option...I must say that I'm somewhat disappointed that he didn't double the size of that button and/or put it closer to th cancel button. Is that Weed Goku I see in the background?
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Gamesfreak13563 posted:
It actually says "GET 1,200,000 BALLS" with the number 12,000,000 beside it. Which is it? 1.2 or 12 million? Nobody will ever know unless they hate their money.
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Alabaster White posted:It actually says "GET 1,200,000 BALLS" with the number 12,000,000 beside it. Which is it? 1.2 or 12 million? Nobody will ever know unless they hate their money. Its like one of those spot the difference images, but its just one image that manages to be inconsistent with itself. I just noticed that they clone stamped the background poorly... I think? Whats going on under the pok?? ball there at the bottom?
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Oh god, oh my god
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Why do people think that looks good?
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Cheez posted:Why do people think that looks good? Because it's R̶̋͊̔̿̒ͫ͌ͮ̈̾ͫͮ̄̑ͪ͒̈̒ͨ́͡҉͈̜̝̲͙̫Ȩ̴̨̗̺̜̹͙̩̭̦͔͕̭͚̹̙̜̞̋͑̓̆͗ͮͫ͐̀ͩA͊̀͊̑͛̉̿̄̍̍̈ͪ̃͏̶̜̱͇͚͍̩̟̻̘̀͜͞L̝͔͙̘̝̱͍͎̘̪̤̥̤͉͓̘̙̜̮̊ͯ̇͌͑̃͌ͩ̀̆ͣͥ̾͞͡I̜͓̩͙̝̱̰̣͔̝̗̊ͩͫ̏̂̿̃̓̊͋̃̽̂́́̀S̷̟͖̦̜̻̬̻͖̔̍̊ͦ̉͗͊ͪ͒ͩͮ̌ͯͣ̂̌̾̾ͤ͞Ţ̶̡̱̗̜͈͉͕̯̯̺͍̠̠̰͖̫̟̈́̂ͭ͆̆͂̄ͦ̐ͭͪ̎Î̸̷̠͓̺̺̘͇͈̙̘̟̪͓̖̜̦̼̙̓̾̌̋̉̐ͨͮ̃ͥ̈́̇̔̎ͫͤ̑͒̕ͅC̷͕͚̭̬̼̣͚̙̹̠ͣ̀̓ͮ̈͂́͘͞ͅ
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quote:Very crisp graphics, love the wizard of oz theme. Ads are annoying & pop up in the middle of a random spin though. Other than that great slots! This was a five star review. How are people ok with how bad this is? How is this guy so happy with his generic fake slots game that he's willing to overlook ads popping up in the middle of the game?
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Have you ever been inside a real casino? It seems like as long as you can get the licensing for some media, there's literally zero quality control on machines. People just care about playing them, not whose face is on the reel.
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New Episode: Cutie Monsters Pokémon 3D Run: Cute Pocket Game for Kids & Family  I release some inner demons.
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I'm not that person because I picked and loved my Bulbasaur and it's disgusting that you didn't. 
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Echophonic posted:I'm not that person because I picked and loved my Bulbasaur and it's disgusting that you didn't.  If you didn't pick Bulbasaur, you are a failure as a trainer. Its a dinosaur with tentacles that grows up to shoots lasers, objectively the correct option.
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This game successfully displays that endless runners are too simple to mess up in any way other than putting insane adds anywhere.
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Darth TNT posted:This game successfully displays that endless runners are too simple to mess up in any way other than putting insane adds anywhere. It also looks like poo poo, but, well. New Votables: BeyondDead  Why should I vote for this? It's like Metroid, done poorly. It also crashes constantly. Soda Shaq Basketball  Why should I vote for this?  Gamesfreak13563 fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Jun 11, 2015 |
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