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Jun 2, 2015 03:51
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Mario 3D world is really cute.
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Jun 2, 2015 03:58
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peach is cute
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Jun 2, 2015 03:58
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Memento posted:
What DID you do?!
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Jun 2, 2015 04:21
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Excels posted:peach is cute Cat toad Also beat mario land 3d world 8 and discovered that I've finished only half the game. A Good Feeling
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Jun 2, 2015 04:28
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Lady Naga posted:Hatred isn't good. Like, on the most basic mechanical level. Literally the first message in the game you see is wrong, mixing up the left analog and the right analog stick. There's a fairly rote tutorial except for some inexplicable reason they don't explain a few functions, such as how to switch weapons, or that left bumper is this strange, wimpy kick (the animation is wimpy, somehow Hatredman can kick through solid brick as long as a window's attached). Switching weapons is the same button as executions, and it's not always immediately obvious when you c an perform an execution (which are also the only ways to regenerate health), so you will at several points just mash right up against someone, shoot them a couple times, then cycle through your weapons once or twice before you can begin one of the two or three canned animations that let you get more health. There's also no direction, you're just kind of shoved into the level and your only option is to shoot at things for a few minutes until suddenly you're allowed to go to the police station to kill people. The game's needless black-and-white visuals do it no favours for coherency either, to the point where they deliberately had to include a button to highlight things in the world that are interactable to distinguish them from the rest of the visual noise. Congrats on blowing $20 on a lovely troll game that everybody could already tell was going to be garbage that sold entirely on manufactured controversy and irony. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzFbC4LbkH4
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Jun 2, 2015 04:33
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Sleeveless posted:Congrats on blowing $20 on a lovely troll game that everybody could already tell was going to be garbage that sold entirely on manufactured controversy and irony. Hatred is a mass Effect game????
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Jun 2, 2015 04:57
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Sleeveless posted:Congrats on blowing $20 on a lovely troll game that everybody could already tell was going to be garbage that sold entirely on manufactured controversy and irony. I didn't put down any money on the game. Family sharing bruh 
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Jun 2, 2015 05:05
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I love Hatred because of all these SA posters who have gleefully murdered thousands of fake people in video games for years without batting an eye yet have suddenly turned into fainting puritans because a game came out that doesn't attempt to disguise murder as heroism.
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Jun 2, 2015 05:28
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Adam Bowen posted:I love Hatred because of all these SA posters who have gleefully murdered thousands of fake people in video games for years without batting an eye yet have suddenly turned into fainting puritans because a game came out that doesn't attempt to disguise murder as heroism. We...we are brothers.
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Jun 2, 2015 05:34
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It's just funny to see all the neckbeards troll themselves by buying a lovely game just to stick it to a nebulous boogeyman. The new DLC for Postal 2 was fun aside from the really lovely final boss.
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Jun 2, 2015 05:35
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i am having fun tonight playing splatoon on my nintendo wii u
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Jun 2, 2015 05:39
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Adam Bowen posted:I love Hatred because of all these SA posters who have gleefully murdered thousands of fake people in video games for years without batting an eye yet have suddenly turned into fainting puritans because a game came out that doesn't attempt to disguise murder as heroism. i love hatred because it's turned dozens of morons into advocates for a terrible remake of postal in 2015 in hopes that they'll bait a meltdown out of a politically correct goon or something Awesome! posted:i am having fun tonight playing splatoon on my nintendo wii u i wanna play this but i feel weird spending 60 bucks on it and because it's nintendo first party it will be 60 bucks forever
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Jun 2, 2015 05:45
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hey y'all can someone explain the appeal of jeff gerstmann to me? is it just watching a fat retarded manchild be a fat retarded manchild? that's all i'm getting out of it
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Jun 2, 2015 05:48
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icantfindaname posted:hey y'all can someone explain the appeal of jeff gerstmann to me? is it just watching a fat retarded manchild be a fat retarded manchild? that's all i'm getting out of it he stood up to the man once and is friends with a cool corpse
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Jun 2, 2015 05:52
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I wasn't joking about that total conversion of Hatred
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Jun 2, 2015 06:07
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icantfindaname posted:hey y'all can someone explain the appeal of jeff gerstmann to me? is it just watching a fat retarded manchild be a fat retarded manchild? that's all i'm getting out of it Yes. It's like top gear, you need a buffoon to relate to.
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Jun 2, 2015 06:13
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icantfindaname posted:hey y'all can someone explain the appeal of jeff gerstmann to me? is it just watching a fat retarded manchild be a fat retarded manchild? that's all i'm getting out of it
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Jun 2, 2015 06:23
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RoanHorse posted:I wasn't joking about that total conversion of Hatred If play the poo poo out of what you described but I doubt anyone could give that concept justice.
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Jun 2, 2015 06:41
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mein kampf is a pretty decent book and i really don't understand all the negativity about it but whatever
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Jun 2, 2015 07:19
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zen death robot posted:hatred is a pretty decent game and I really don't understand the AO rating but whatever There's some executions that are 'too much.' The main thing is that the devs didn't challenge the AO rating, because they kind of wanted it to be as stigmatized as possible.
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Jun 2, 2015 07:31
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Are there any non-poo poo MMOs still around? I tried FF XIV and gave up after 3 hours, I'm trying Tera right now and it kinda looks like poo. I think I'll die if I go back to World of Warcraft.
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Jun 2, 2015 07:35
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Chomp8645 posted:Obsidian is making a not fallout? this is why I lose interest in their idiot tank game oh also because it's a tank game
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Jun 2, 2015 07:59
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dont play mmos
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Jun 2, 2015 08:00
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i really really like video games. i am glad they exist.
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Jun 2, 2015 09:39
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also last night my luigi themed wiimote and bayonetta double pack arrived for my wiiu and i had a lot of fun jumping and slashing bad guys.
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Jun 2, 2015 09:40
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The dialogue in Hatred is cringy as hell, every word that the main character speaks, sounds like it was written by an emo 12 year old.
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Jun 2, 2015 12:35
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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Worldshatter posted:The dialogue in Hatred is cringy as hell, every word that main character speaks sounds like it was written by an emo 12 year old. it was
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Jun 2, 2015 12:40
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Worldshatter posted:The dialogue in Hatred is cringy as hell, every word that main character speaks sounds like it was written by an emo 12 year old. I'll never know, because the developers shrugged their shoulders and gave up about releasing the game in Australia. I wasn't planning on playing it, but my friend who takes his gaming more seriously than I has been moaning about it today. Then again, Hotline Miami 2 got banned here, so I understand about the developers not even trying.
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Jun 2, 2015 12:53
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Zombies' Downfall posted:i love hatred because it's turned dozens of morons into advocates for a terrible remake of postal in 2015 in hopes that they'll bait a meltdown out of a politically correct goon or something i refuse to believe there is a single poster on here who sincerely thinks Hatred is anything worse than "a stupid/bad game" the Hatred thread is like a circle jerk where everyone is saying "haha i'm totally not gay, i'll show you how not gay i am by grabbing as many dicks as i can"
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Jun 2, 2015 13:04
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precision posted:i refuse to believe there is a single poster on here who sincerely thinks Hatred is anything worse than "a stupid/bad game" i think its worse because it is made by literal neo-nazis
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Jun 2, 2015 13:05
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i game there i *splits pants*
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Jun 2, 2015 13:15
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Stux posted:i think its worse because it is made by literal neo-nazis for reals?
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Jun 2, 2015 13:36
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precision posted:for reals?
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Jun 2, 2015 13:37
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quote:GameSpot 
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Jun 2, 2015 13:46
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To crazy for boys town, to much of a boy for crazy town.
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Jun 2, 2015 13:49
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Sic Semper Goon posted:I'll never know, because the developers shrugged their shoulders and gave up about releasing the game in Australia. You talk like torrents don't exist, unless your friend really really care about having his steam achievements or something.
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Jun 2, 2015 13:50
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i am excited for yoshis wooly world!
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Jun 2, 2015 13:56
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I hope it's good
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Jun 2, 2015 14:01
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there is a 0% chance that Yoshi's New Yarn will be bad
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Jun 2, 2015 14:03
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