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HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


I want new fallout soo bad, unless they do something loving retarded with it

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

i want a bad game soo bad unless it sucks but what are the odds of that!!

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Fungah! posted:

i want a bad game soo bad unless it sucks but what are the odds of that!!
100%.

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

HORMELCHILI posted:

I want new fallout soo bad, unless they do something loving retarded with it

there were some references in the sourcecode for the page referencing the institute in the north east, although that could be a red herring

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

if they say the new fallout is being deved and written by bethesda folk and not obsidian you can abandon ship without a second thought tbh

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Bobnumerotres posted:

if they say the new fallout is being deved and written by bethesda folk and not obsidian you can abandon ship without a second thought tbh

it's a Bethesda game and it's going putrid rear end like every other Bethesda game

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

it's a Bethesda game and it's going putrid rear end like every other Bethesda game

Indeed

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

i can't wait for E3

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

HORMELCHILI posted:

I want new fallout soo bad, unless they do something loving retarded with it

its gonna be on 360 and there will only be enough ram to hold 4 characters in the entire world

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Bethesdas gonna have your balls in an power gauntlet the second they show off some footage.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

elf help book posted:

its gonna be on 360 and there will only be enough ram to hold 4 characters in the entire world

Worst of all.... THE RAM IS THE WRONG KIND!

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Black Baby Goku posted:

Worst of all.... THE RAM IS THE WRONG KIND!

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Black Baby Goku posted:

Worst of all.... THE RAM IS THE WRONG KIND!

this is a different joke

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

net cafe scandal posted:

Bethesdas gonna have your balls in an power gauntlet the second they show off some footage.

wow, gamebryo sures looks great on the next-gen syst- *screen goes black as the game crashes when the player attempts to open a cabinet*

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
i resisted a ram joke expecting this exact backlash, but every new vegas dlc deleting people from the game is funny

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

elf help book posted:

this is a different joke

I see fallout 4 on Xbox 360 and turn 360 degrees and walk away

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Black Baby Goku posted:

I see fallout 4 on Xbox 360 and turn 360 degrees and walk away

thank you

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hell yeah! You my black son. Proud to say that!

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Bobnumerotres posted:

wow, gamebryo sures looks great on the next-gen syst- *screen goes black as the game crashes when the player attempts to open a cabinet*

This has never happened to me.

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
gamebryo is like the chanel dress that marge kept altering. simpsons fans will get this joke.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Bethesda sucks balls.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
I don't think they're going to announce Dark Souls 3 this early. Well, cya.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
Rumor: theyre going to announce another oddworld game after the success of the hd remake of #1

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
DOOM 4 will probably be better than anything else that Bethesda is showing off.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
persona 5 release date maybe

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Bobnumerotres posted:

wasnt watchdogs1 actually fairly good, it just wasnt the gaming jesus ubisoft made it out to be?

Watch_Dogs is probably one of the most unremarkable games I've ever played. The driving isn't as good as most other open world games, the shooting feels like Spec Ops or some other unfun third person shooter, and the hacking gets old fast. Plus it's exactly like every other open world Ubisoft game (most missions are tutorials for features you'll only use in one other mission, climbing towers reveals more map, all the 'hidden' collectibles are shown on the map for you etc) I guess it's kinda nice to see a Midwestern city in a game, though. It's not good or bad enough to be notable at all...

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Also a bunch of weapons and vehicles you need to unlock in single player to get 100% can only be unlocked by playing the tedious multiplayer modes everyone stopped playing a week after launch. I loving hate that poo poo so much!!

CrookedB
Jun 27, 2011

Stupid newbee

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Bethesda sucks balls.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
there are no good western devs

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Retro Studios

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

nintendo keeps their westerners in line

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
this will be the first bethesda game i'm tempted to buy on a console. i'm going to have to be pickier since there will be no mods to fix it.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

THE PENETRATOR posted:

I don't think they're going to announce Dark Souls 3 this early. Well, cya.

they announced dark souls II less than a year after dark souls was out, and I bet they already started working on 3 already

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

i like bethesda games, such as elders scrolls and fallout.

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros

NickRoweFillea posted:

dark souls 3 with miyazaki back at the helm

Awesome

Cabbagepots
Apr 7, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
BATTLETOADS, BANJO, STAR FOX

EVERYTHING ELSE IS GAY

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
This years E3 will be LOADED with hot SEX stories.

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros
I can't wait for Bethesda to take E3 by storm with the terrible reboot of a beloved series and the second terrible sequel to a great franchise.

Falsum fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Jun 3, 2015

1upclock
Sep 25, 2009

Taken completely out of context
If Nintendo hires the Robot Chicken people again I will choke a baby.

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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

1upclock posted:

If Nintendo hires the Robot Chicken people again I will choke a baby.

that owned youre a retard

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