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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
I know it was released in 2011 but does Green Lantern count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLI2dywfEw

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Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.



EvilGenius posted:

Jesus Christ, I avoided Star Wars cos I hadn't realised the remakes were pre 2000. Jabba is even worse than I remember. He looks like something out of Doom 3.

Edit: I'm blown away by how terrible this is. There was a live actor there, so why does it still look like Han it's starring into space? Why is Han always standing so close to Jabba? Why is Han gesturing outside Jabba's field of vision. And treading on his tail? Jeeeesus.

Because it's from a cut scene when Jabba the Hutt was just a human crime lord and trafficker. Harrison Ford was talking to a much shorter actor and for some reason Lucas decided to reintroduce this in the film despite the fact that Jabba became a huge-rear end alien.

Here's the original cut draft of that scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sf4eb9l__4

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Ludacris - Ho's music video. All I can think of is Second Life :gonk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxsfEio0L8Y

(The song still owns though)

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Spawn the movie in 1997.



I wish I could find a gif of Malebolgia. The CGI was so bad they didn't even have his mouth move. Sound just came out of his flapping muzzle.

Corley
Feb 2, 2010

Lost Eden (1995)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiIotjTQzD8

ijii
Mar 17, 2007
I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.
Jedi Knight: Dark Forces 2 was released in 1997. The cutscenes had a mixture of human actors and CGI added into the mix. Some scenes did have 8t88, which I believe was partially animated. For 1997, it was kind of crappy, but I really liked the game itself.

Some mentions of Transformers: Beast Wars, the first season's 3d animation was kind of rough. Season 2 had considerable improvement. Season 3 a bit more fine tuned. I really like the show back then and bought the series just recently. I checked the internet to see what Mainframe has been up to and it's sad to see them fall so far from what they've done in the past. They got bought by another company, then they made a bunch of barbie games :mad: Beast Wars to Barbies...

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQyKtSGrihI

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

Vanderdeath posted:

Because it's from a cut scene when Jabba the Hutt was just a human crime lord and trafficker. Harrison Ford was talking to a much shorter actor and for some reason Lucas decided to reintroduce this in the film despite the fact that Jabba became a huge-rear end alien.

Here's the original cut draft of that scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sf4eb9l__4

Oh yeah, I've seen the original clip. I was just astounded that the animators completely failed to use the original actor as a cue for where Han was looking, or generally interacting with Jabba.

Actually I'm more astounded that a relatively pointless scene was put back in, just for something for ILM to do.

Nostrum posted:

The 2004 version looks just as lovely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR0b57coZFk


Didn't realise they'd re-done it either. It would be fun to hold some sort of animator competition to see if anyone can actually make the scene look half decent.

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cubicle gangster
Jun 26, 2005

magda, make the tea

You Are A Elf posted:

The Stained Glass Knight from Young Sherlock Holmes. Thirty years later, and it still looks baller as gently caress. Took four months to render from ILM and John Lasseter from later-known Pixar, and is the first instance of a completely CGI character in a movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOsxXi-tu_U&hd=1

This holds up incredibly well for 1985. took a decade for anyone to match it and even the 2004 version of that star wars clip looks crap.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
This used to be the coolest poo poo. The game didn't work on my computer but I watched the intro dozens of times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jAzarFOl5I

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

You Are A Elf posted:

The Stained Glass Knight from Young Sherlock Holmes. Thirty years later, and it still looks baller as gently caress. Took four months to render from ILM and John Lasseter from later-known Pixar, and is the first instance of a completely CGI character in a movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOsxXi-tu_U&hd=1

That is some pioneering stuff right there. First I've heard of it as well!

Yeet
Nov 18, 2005

- WE.IGE -
Animality from Mortal Kombat Annihilation : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY4HtOcJzSo

The whole movie is full of poo poo like this. Being a huge MK fan I remember seeing this in theatres and even back then thinking "this sucks"

Syntax Erin
Jan 1, 2012


Evidently this model was good enough to re-use a few years later https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgrJJrPXQt4.

So maybe he didn't die of a stroke at the piano?

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

cubicle gangster posted:

This holds up incredibly well for 1985. took a decade for anyone to match it and even the 2004 version of that star wars clip looks crap.

I think this works because the concept was so well matched to the graphical capability of the time. If you have no control over the material's behaviour to light, and every surface looks like it's made of opaque glass, then an opaque glass character is going to look reasonably convincing.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

EvilGenius posted:

I think this works because the concept was so well matched to the graphical capability of the time. If you have no control over the material's behaviour to light, and every surface looks like it's made of opaque glass, then an opaque glass character is going to look reasonably convincing.

It's another example of art direction always, always trumping visual fidelity.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

EvilGenius posted:

I think this works because the concept was so well matched to the graphical capability of the time. If you have no control over the material's behaviour to light, and every surface looks like it's made of opaque glass, then an opaque glass character is going to look reasonably convincing.

It's also supposed to look surreal and unsettling, so being less than perfectly convincing is not really a problem.

Content: in 1996 Avalon Hill released this obscure PC game, using all of the 3D rendering abilities you would expect from a leading name in niche strategy board gaming. Sadly, I can't find any video of the opening cinematic, but the pre-rendered animations on the race selection screen at 22 seconds in are still pretty impressive for a game released several months after Quake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbs1SpxMWLg

Owl at Home
Dec 25, 2014

Well hoot, I don't know if I can say no to that
This theme song was my jam in 3rd grade. You always knew you were in for a good time when the teacher rolled out the big CRT screen with the velcro straps holding it to the roller cart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwarhzl76D8


I bought this game at a thrift store a while ago, and on the disk were some bonus features including a brief documentary about the making of, featuring some developers marveling at the fact that budgets for big games were reaching "nearly a million dollars in some cases". Different times:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beqetsHcqWc


Pacific Data Images demo reel from a time when CGI was predominantly used to create title sequences and logos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0cHnFxxLC4

Sailor Viy
Aug 4, 2013

And when I can swim no longer, if I have not reached Aslan's country, or shot over the edge of the world into some vast cataract, I shall sink with my nose to the sunrise.

Yeet posted:

Animality from Mortal Kombat Annihilation : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY4HtOcJzSo

The whole movie is full of poo poo like this. Being a huge MK fan I remember seeing this in theatres and even back then thinking "this sucks"

Neither of those things are animals.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
Although it was done in 2001, no lovely CGI thread is complete without mentioning the Scorpion King.

Just look at it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYHaarxQTFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nX0100wUB0

Its utter ineptitude is absolutely hypnotic.

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Kennel posted:

This used to be the coolest poo poo. The game didn't work on my computer but I watched the intro dozens of times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jAzarFOl5I

I'm Carlos Sanchez

Ganguro King
Jul 26, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Although it was done in 2001, no lovely CGI thread is complete without mentioning the Scorpion King.

Just look at it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYHaarxQTFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nX0100wUB0

Its utter ineptitude is absolutely hypnotic.

My favorite part of the Mummy Returns is Imhotep running in from offscreen and dropping on one knee dramatically screaming "NOOOOOOOO!!!" in the hammiest, most over-the-top performance imaginable when the Scorpion King is stabbed. You can actually see the still of it in the preview pic of the second clip.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

You Are A Elf posted:

My favorite part of the Mummy Returns is Imhotep running in from offscreen and dropping on one knee dramatically screaming "NOOOOOOOO!!!" in the hammiest, most over-the-top performance imaginable when the Scorpion King is stabbed. You can actually see the still of it in the preview pic of the second clip.



That always makes me laugh. I have seen it a dozen times and every time I bust out laughing.

John Liver
May 4, 2009

It's modern, but the music video for Django Django's Hail Bop uses the primitive CGI visuals as a part of its style. Really nails the half-assed psychedelia vibe that pre-2000 CGI resorted to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQGTORbJgB4

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlu_KK1YIuA

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
"Jedi Rocks" is in my opinion the most offensive CGI atrocity in the 1997 Star Wars re-release.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jzZOgLH4KU

Everything about it is utterly jarring and at odds with the mood and visual aesthetic of the original film, especially the bizarre in-your-face close-ups of the cartoon character's mouths - it's like something out of The Mask.



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EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

I love how some early CGI uses the pretence of being shot at night because they hadn't nailed global illumination yet. This scene takes place inside a huge concrete block, impenetrable by the sun, and lit internally only by invisible handheld torches.

EvilGenius has a new favorite as of 22:34 on Jun 13, 2015

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

"We need them dancing outside a temple of some sort."
"Here's a model I found. It's from Russia, it's called St Basil's Cathedral, but no one will recognise it."
"Can you make it look like it's made of sand?"
"Yup."

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
That monkey thing from Lost In Space (1998)

I couldn't find an isolated clip of it, but watch it here (skip to 5:47)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blZGns7QGCo

Just...wow.

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
Behold, the music video for "Let's Get Rocked", in which Def Leppard desperately tries to cling onto their former popularity after the 80s ended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO1Nae_EBvQ

I'm sure they meant well at the time.

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax
pro fuckin click

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L__9X_GHq1U

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Anyone have that video of the dancing bear that was made for some sort of final project in school, and at the end it rips on the class being garbage?

EDIT Found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc

It's from 2007 but it certainly looks from pre-2000.

KakerMix has a new favorite as of 15:38 on Jun 16, 2015

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

KakerMix posted:

Anyone have that video of the dancing bear that was made for some sort of final project in school, and at the end it rips on the class being garbage?

EDIT Found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc

It's from 2007 but it certainly looks from pre-2000.

That video is always hilarious to me.

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
i feel that terrible childrens animations are also fit for this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXRCAI7q8QY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdE39rxwcDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGMd6ixunZE

Kikka has a new favorite as of 19:52 on Jun 16, 2015

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEUNNob-FEc

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax
You want souvlaki?

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5x5OXfe9KY

Ally McBeal, anyone?

DrSnakeLaser
Sep 6, 2011


You Are A Elf posted:

My favorite part of the Mummy Returns is Imhotep running in from offscreen and dropping on one knee dramatically screaming "NOOOOOOOO!!!" in the hammiest, most over-the-top performance imaginable when the Scorpion King is stabbed. You can actually see the still of it in the preview pic of the second clip.



The more I see the film, the longer it seems to take for him running on-screen.

Blade's final fight with Frost. I thought I remembered something about the original script having Frost turn into a demon but they dismissed the design as being crappy, which is hard to imagine seeing as they went with this instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taqnAzd1fyg

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

DrSnakeLaser posted:

Blade's final fight with Frost. I thought I remembered something about the original script having Frost turn into a demon but they dismissed the design as being crappy, which is hard to imagine seeing as they went with this instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taqnAzd1fyg

Here's a featurette about the original ending. Skip to about 8 minutes in for the actual clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnzen9QCmrs

The reason they give for changing it is that test audiences kind of lost attention at seeing Blade fight Stephen Dorff as a cartoon blood tornado.

mrkillboy has a new favorite as of 14:24 on Jun 17, 2015

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Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Bonk posted:

Behold, the music video for "Let's Get Rocked", in which Def Leppard desperately tries to cling onto their former popularity after the 80s ended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO1Nae_EBvQ

I'm sure they meant well at the time.

I don't know which is worse, this or the Dire Straits one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0

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