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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Thread title does NOT deliver.

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kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes
woah it actually happened

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
loving amazing. Never in doubt.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
DO YOU BELIEVE IN HORSES?!? YES!!!

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Zero One posted:

Thread title does NOT deliver.
I wanted Frosted to win

Pikestaff
Feb 17, 2013

Came here to bark at you




holy poo poo

HOLY poo poo

HOLY poo poo

:vince:

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



An Event Has Occurred.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
:laffo:

Victor Espenoza sums up the day perfectly

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



haha "holy poo poo" on hot mic

What a run, never let up

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

HOLY poo poo

also frosted mightve won if he didn't get stuck on the rail for the whole turn

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
NBC mics picking up one of the jockeys going "I wanna die. Holy poo poo"

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
"Holy poo poo!" - Victor Espinoza

FarmerHank
Jan 6, 2011

farming techniques vary
haha someone just said "holy poo poo" really enthusiastically

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
That was cool to watch. The whole bar shut down for those few minutes then exploded.

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
Victor speaking in half Spanish and half "holy poo poo"s

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Benne posted:

Never in doubt.

lol

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Welcome late bandwagons, we're nevertheless glad to have you aboard

Ground floor tho

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Suck it, spelling.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
lol this makes that old cook from last year look even more stupid. Didn't he say that there will never be another triple crown winner because? And lol it happens the very next year

Tr33
May 26, 2007

Love is a tiny lion holding a donut!
USA USA USA USA!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Chokes McGee posted:

I lived in Louisville my entire life and the only thing the Derby meant was obnoxious out of towners. Then I met my wife who was a horse racing enthusiast and I've been to like four Derbies!

Including that one a few years ago that was like a frozen hurricane which is the one that made me inform her I was done going to Derby.

Don't think Mine That Bird's year quite fits that description, but I was in the infield for that one. Screwed up a silly bet for my roommate, he wanted "the biggest longshot" and when I got to the windows it was between him and Summer Bird, and welp.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Errant Gin Monks posted:

That was cool to watch. The whole bar shut down for those few minutes then exploded.

Same here

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
lol that plug for Monster Energy Drinks.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

Chokes McGee posted:

Welcome late bandwagons, we're nevertheless glad to have you aboard

Ground floor tho

Meh it wasn't worth watching until the actual race.

But hey dude how has your race watching experience been so far today?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

cool

abagofcheetos
Oct 29, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Are we really at the point where horse jockeys plug monster energy drink???

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

the accompanying rider has a go pro on

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

abagofcheetos posted:

Are we really at the point where horse jockeys plug monster energy drink???

What, you expect the horse to plug it?

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

abagofcheetos posted:

Are we really at the point where horse jockeys plug monster energy drink???

The can is bigger than they are.m

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Moktaro posted:

Don't think Mine That Bird's year quite fits that description, but I was in the infield for that one. Screwed up a silly bet for my roommate, he wanted "the biggest longshot" and when I got to the windows it was between him and Summer Bird, and welp.

Motherfucking MTB.

We have a live pick 4 going into the Derby and he came from literally nowhere and beat our pick in the stretch so bad I can't even remember who it was.

Never bet against Cal in the Derby :negative:

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I spent five solid minutes just making noises at my screen. Holy gently caress. It happened. I can hardly believe it. I really can't believe it if I'm honest about it.

Fluffy Bunnies fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Jun 7, 2015

Chicken Doodle
May 16, 2007

That was the best thing ever.

gently caress YES.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Tetrix posted:

HOLY poo poo

also frosted mightve won if he didn't get stuck on the rail for the whole turn

Nah, those early fractions were too easy, I think he almost ran the 2nd half of the race as fast as the 1st.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Errant Gin Monks posted:

Meh it wasn't worth watching until the actual race.

But hey dude how has your race watching experience been so far today?

Household status: One long shot win bet and a graveyard of vertical tickets

Can you guess who got the win? it wasn't me

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
Wow, that was great. Lead the whole way despite a less than perfect start.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

lol that plug for Monster Energy Drinks.

I caught that too, ha ha. Awesome.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
This guy has a really punchable face.

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
Dudebro is pretty excited. Can't blame him

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
What does a "racing manager" a month out from NYU graduation do?

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

marioinblack posted:

This guy has a really punchable face.

All jockeys are punchable as gently caress. Especially when you realize they are the size of a 5th grader and are assholes.

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misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
I bet American Pharoah gets a lot of "tail" tonight haha right guys

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