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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


DIVISION 1: YES! I AM! HELL TO YOU!

Dean Ambrose
Mil Muertes
Samoa Joe
MOOOOOSE
Finn Balor I call him Prince Devitt
Angelico rip
Toru Yano
Tomasdo Ciampa
Barbario Cavernario
Tyson Kidd FACT CAT FTW
Damien Sandow
Johnny Mundo
Son of Havoc I call MDogg 20
BxB Hulk
Uhaa Nation
Sasha Banks

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


DIVISION 2: RERO RERO RERO RERO

Kidd/Jackson Decision - TRIPLE THREAT

Seth Rollins vs. Último Guerrero
Hirooki Goto vs. CIMA
Jay Lethal vs. Xavier Woods
Big E. vs. Zack Sabre Jr.
Kazuchika Okada vs. Big Daddy Yum Yum
Jay Briscoe vs. Ivelisse
The Miz vs. Johnny Gargano
WELLLLLLLL, IT'S Cesaro vs. Big Show
Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Negro Casas
Nick Jackson if only he gets to be in the triple threat vs. Ethan Carter III
Neville vs. Chris Gyro
ACH vs. Not ACH
Tomohiro Ishii vs. Sin Cara
Randy Orton vs. Trevor Lee
Adam Cole vs. Tetsuya Naito
Charlotte vs. Austin Aries

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


He was the first and therefore the best.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


DIVISION 3: OH MY GOD (aka Hulkamatt is a sonofabitch for pairing Suzuki against Beer City Bruiser, you goddamn heartless shitheel you...)

Lee/Orton Decision: TRIPLE THREAT

Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Michael Bennett
Drew Galloway vs. KENNNNNEEEEEEE Omega
King Barrett vs. Cedric Alexander
Karl Anderson vs. Doc Gallows
Minoru Suzuki vs. Beer City Bruiser
Sheamus vs. Togi Makabe
Tomoaki Honma vs. Drago
Kane vs. Abyss
John Cena vs. Rush
Jeff Hardy vs. Kurt Angle
Rusev vs. Hanson
KUSHIDA vs. Bobby Roode
Brock Lesnar vs. Mascara Dorada
Tyler Breeze vs. Katsuyori Shibata
Bray Wyatt vs. T-Hawk
Bayley vs. Low Ki

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


DIVISION 4: *FART*

Breeze/Shibata Decision: I dont give a poo poo. all these ties should be put in one battle royal imo

Kevin Owens
Brian Cage
Roderick Strong
Candice LeRae
Dalton Castle all day everyday
Ryback
Chuck Taylor
Kyle O'Reilly
Prince Puma (Ricochet)
Daisuke Sekimoto
Hideo Itami
Bobby Fish
Kota Ibushi
Pentagon Jr.
Mark Briscoe
Myzteziz

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Everybody vote Dalton Castle because Roman Reigns losing to an ROH midcarder would be really funny

he's a midcarder on the roster but he'll always be champion in my heart

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


DIVISION 1: YES! I AM! HELL TO YOU!

Dean Ambrose vs. Mil Muertes: Mil is dead guy who is a wrestler, whereas Dean is a wrestler with a dead career.
Samoa Joe vs. Christopher Daniels: Fat guys who work stiff and injure other wrestlers are awesome.
Finn Balor vs. Angelico: He's sooooo handsome.
Toru Yano vs. Dolph Ziggler: Owns a bar, which is every wrestlers dream.
AJ Styles vs. Matt Jackson vs. Tyson Kidd: In-shape guys who injure other wrestlers are NOT awesome. Tyson Kidd has better hair than the Indytaker.
Kalisto vs. Johnny Mundo (Morrison): Abstain on lack of interest in both.
Sami Zayn vs. BxB Hulk: Peligro abejas.
Uhaa Nation vs. Sasha Banks: I don't watch NXT, but Uhaa is the black Bryan Cage, so he gets my vote.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Seth Rollins vs. Hirooki Goto
Jay Lethal vs. Zack Sabre Jr.
Kazuchika Okada vs. Jay Briscoe
Johnny Gargano vs. Cesaro
Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Nick Jackson
Chris Hero vs. ACH
Tomohiro Ishii vs. Randy Orton vs. Trevor Lee
Adam Cole BAYBAY vs. Charlotte

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Ziggler is only denim vest over.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


if you dont vote for Kane, you're probably some gay rear end liberal.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Shinsuke Nakamura
Cedric Alexander
Minoru Suzuki
Kane
Kurt Angle (just so Big Match John doesn't get the complete sweep)
KUSHIDA
Brock Lesnar
Bray Wyatt

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Nakamura is the only guy I've seen win a match by doing a Sweet Knee Music, so that was pretty cool and I hope he wins the whole thing.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Its gotta be Kane :colbert:

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Kevin Steen
Roderick Strong
Dalton Castle
Kyle O'Reilly
Prince Puma (Ricochet)
Bobby Fish
Pentagon Jr.
Becky Lynch

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Go with your heart.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Dean Ambrose
Finn Balor
AJ Styles
Sami Zayn

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Sami Zayn is such a good wrestler that his own arm separated itself from his shoulder through sheer force of will.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Jay Lethal: Greatest first generation wrestler of all times
Cesaro: I don't like Okada. There, I said it :colbert:
Chris Gyro: Fat as gently caress yet still hits like a truck
Adam Cole: Baby

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Shinsuke Nakamura
Minoru Suzuki
KUSHIDA
Brock Lesnar

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Roderick Strong: He's my bro, bro.
Dalton Castle: Rocks a sweet 'stache
Bobby Fish: Even sweeter 'stache
Kota Ibushi: Probably can't grow a 'stache, but he's still my bro.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Dean Ambrose
Sasha Banks

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


AJ is a good wrestleman but has all the personality of wet mud. VOTE BANKS 2015

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Seth Rollins
Adam Cole BABY

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


SUZUKI
LESNAR

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Kevin Owens' belly
Kota Ibushi's mongoloid head

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


abstain
abstain

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


AJ is dull as dishwater and is not a handsome man like Devitt.

Devitt isnt going to be the next big thing, as much as psp'ers hope he will be.

Okada's whole gimmick is that he has autism but dropkicks really good.

Tanahashi is called the Japanese John Cena, but whereas John gets better with age, Tanahashi doesn't.

Therefore, abstain.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


BORK LAZER
KEVIN OWENS

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


KILL STEEN KILL

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Go with your heart. Your fat, fat, goon heart.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


"Mr. Wrestling" Kevin Stowens

The False 125th Matt
JB Jeremy Borash
John Cena's Losing Streak
fuckboy
HulkaMemes
Honk-A-Matt
Brutus "The HulkaMatt" Beefcake
Hulky Tonk Matt vs. IWA:MS is done
More like Hulkajerk
HulkaMatt in disguise pretending to be someone else
Rusev, but it's HulkaMatt
stebe jorbes
HuikaMatt
HulkaMatt 4G LTE
John RoMatto
Salvator Sincere

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Owens. Bryan is an injured fuckboy midcarder.

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