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Jealous Cow posted:What the gently caress is this poo poo. I don't know but apparently this is what you do when you have billions.
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oh hai abed
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Abed. 
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Jun 8, 2015 18:05
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ok it paid off
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Jun 8, 2015 18:06
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What the gently caress am I watching
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Jun 8, 2015 18:06
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Finger touch incoming
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Jun 8, 2015 18:06
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Okay that part was pretty funny
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Jun 8, 2015 18:06
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they played that joke as long as they possibly could
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Jun 8, 2015 18:07
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Yeah the payoff was decent.
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Jun 8, 2015 18:07
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#1 U2 Fan, Tim Cook.
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Okay I take that back, that was very self-aware
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The whole drat executive team seems to be wearing black stainless Apple Watches.
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:The whole drat executive team seems to be wearing black stainless Apple Watches. Thanks for this important information.
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I'm surprised they have that many first-time attendees. I would think it would be packed with return fans.
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oh god they're showing the ransom note
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Jun 8, 2015 18:09
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EXCUSE ME TIM WHERE IS THE 50 GALLON DRUM OF LUBE
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vyst posted:EXCUSE ME TIM WHERE IS THE 50 GALLON DRUM OF LUBE
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No, this is what you do when you have billions.
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Jun 8, 2015 18:09
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They can loving afford their own ipads and iphones, no?
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Jun 8, 2015 18:10
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lol they edited the lube out of the ransom note
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vyst posted:EXCUSE ME TIM WHERE IS THE 50 GALLON DRUM OF LUBE at his house
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that was dumb as hell
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Jun 8, 2015 18:10
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Haha they photoshopped out the guy who asked for a giant barrel of lube.
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Apple catering to baseball terrorists!
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Kevyn posted:Haha they photoshopped out the guy who asked for a giant barrel of lube. iLube
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Kevyn posted:Haha they photoshopped out the guy who asked for a giant barrel of lube.
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Jun 8, 2015 18:11
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MLB players make an average of $4M/year. They can buy their own apple stuff.
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Jun 8, 2015 18:11
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It's the Craig Federighi Show!!!! 
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Jun 8, 2015 18:11
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Wow no business updates.
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Jun 8, 2015 18:12
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Don't want to mention the watch sales, huh?
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Jun 8, 2015 18:12
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craigs hair still perfect oh wait strand 1024 is out of place
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Malloreon posted:MLB players make an average of $4M/year. They can buy their own apple stuff. Yeah I'm hoping we're the ones being trolled here.
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Yosemite aint too fast though
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Jun 8, 2015 18:12
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I saw Craig in person while visiting a friend at Apple HQ last month. He was wearing gross shoes. My immersion!!!
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Craig is actually funny and i love him.
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Binary Badger posted:craigs hair still perfect He's sending the Apple gestapo to take you away for that comment.
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Logikv9 posted:I'm surprised they have that many first-time attendees. I would think it would be packed with return fans. It's what happens when they distribute the tickets via lottery and via partner/devrel invites rather than first come first served.
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Jun 8, 2015 18:13
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ugh. I will never stop hating referring to it as El Capitan.
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it's like falling off el capitan
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