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I'm usually one of those guys tempering people's expectations and shouting "it's a developer's conference!" and "why would you expect new hardware?!?" but even I must admit that with a new TV service likely off the table, this WWDC looks to be one of the most underwhelming in terms of reveals in quite a while. I'm already a Spotify Premium user and can't really imagine anything that Apple Music would offer that would make me switch, and rumors are that OSX SAN DIEGO and iOS9 are largely under the hood improvements that, while necessary, don't leave much for exciting demonstrations. Oh well I'll still watch it to see the beautiful photos of their 8 new retail locations in China along with a creepily cultish video of both employees and customers celebrating Apple's glorious hardware.
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Kevyn posted:Haha they photoshopped out the guy who asked for a giant barrel of lube.
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Jun 8, 2015 18:11
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Malloreon posted:MLB players make an average of $4M/year. They can buy their own apple stuff.
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Jun 8, 2015 18:14
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I'm sick of this comedy hour poo poo.
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Jun 8, 2015 18:15
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This is gonna be the quickest keynote ever. I'm guessing they'll have like a half hour concert or something.
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Jun 8, 2015 18:22
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NERDS!!!!
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Jun 8, 2015 18:25
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Wake me up when this is over. I seriously can't handle this.
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Jun 8, 2015 18:28
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*yawning emoji*
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Jun 8, 2015 18:38
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Logikv9 posted:WWDC 2015 - Look how we are making things worse
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Jun 8, 2015 18:41
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Hey it's that lady they promoted simply because people were on their rear end about every single keynote being old white guys.
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Jun 8, 2015 18:43
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*renames app* *crowd goes wild*
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Jun 8, 2015 18:48
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literally no one uses notes don't loving lie craig
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Jun 8, 2015 18:48
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This is the worst thing i've ever seen in my entire life. 
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Jun 8, 2015 18:51
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Can't wait to see how boring the music service is and how much they try to hype up what other people have been doing for years.
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Jun 8, 2015 18:54
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:Not terribly interested in installing Developer Previews of either of these OSes this year. What a disappointment.
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Jun 8, 2015 18:54
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Literally no one is going to develop articles formatted for this dumb thing.
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Jun 8, 2015 18:57
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Sue posted:I like Susan Prescott's style.
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Jun 8, 2015 18:59
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Don Lapre posted:Now onto the ipad *demos everything twice*
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Jun 8, 2015 19:02
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SIR FAT JONY IVES posted:Wait what. Is this a joke specifically at my expense? I'm known for being an android sperglord and buying/returning devices, not racism....
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Jun 8, 2015 19:05
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End it now, please.
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Jun 8, 2015 19:11
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:Yes end the developer conference keynote at the start of the developer features.
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Jun 8, 2015 19:13
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Thwomp posted:Now Featuring: a ton of features and kits that don't have any support currently and which the first products that do support it won't be out for another year and will cost 75% more.
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Jun 8, 2015 19:14
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Astro7x posted:I really don't see anything so far worth upgrading from iOS 8. I don't see a need to start slowing down my perfectly stable iPhone with a new OS.
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Jun 8, 2015 19:14
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Logikv9 posted:I almost forgot what real applause sounded like
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Jun 8, 2015 19:16
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:So I'm guessing it's Watch SDK time, who wants to get lunch? I wouldn't be surprised if they left the watch stuff for the actual classroom stuff.
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Jun 8, 2015 19:18
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Feenix posted:This was one of the first presentations by Apple I've missed in a LONG time. Is there going to be a video posted... or a summary bulletpoint list somewhere?
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Jun 8, 2015 19:20
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:Supposedly that is happening today. I guess we'll see.
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Jun 8, 2015 19:24
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Rabble posted:This video is so bad it's kind of insulting.
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Jun 8, 2015 19:25
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Multiple colors for the dumb finger sketch thing that no one ever uses. Killer app.
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Jun 8, 2015 19:34
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Three Olives posted:Does anyone on earth actually use Facetime Audio?
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Jun 8, 2015 19:37
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I thought OMT was reserved for actual cool/innovative/exciting things? Not Apple branded Spotify.
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Jun 8, 2015 19:46
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:He said the thing~!
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Jun 8, 2015 19:47
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Don't even attempt to make a subscription based music streaming service new and innovative. Please just don't, Apple. I can't handle that.
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Jun 8, 2015 19:50
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HES TLAKING ABOUT SEX
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Jun 8, 2015 19:54
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If "personally curated playlists" and "stay in touch with social media like updates from your favorite artists" is their main selling point then lmao. I'm buying Spotify stock.
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Jun 8, 2015 19:55
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Logikv9 posted:we took soundcloud, band camp, itunes, youtube, and spotify and made it much worse
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Jun 8, 2015 19:57
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thrawn527 posted:So what does this have that Spotify doesn't? Other than I'm guessing content like The Beatles (and probably Taylor Swift).
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Jun 8, 2015 19:57
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Vinlaen posted:Did I miss it, or are they literally including every song to be available for streaming?
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Jun 8, 2015 20:00
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DRIZZY!!!!
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KEYNOTE SAVED IM NOT EVEN JOKING
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