WWDC 2015 Popup Megathread (Keynote June 8, 10 AM Pacific)

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Can't wait till Siri pops up with the pathetic depressed tweet when I pick up my phone at 2:30 AM.

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Team logo wear is nice but why I can't I use Applepay to pay for my $30 hamburger combo??

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:44

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

African AIDS cum posted:

My dad is a college professor and "multiple" students this year turned in term papers as printed out screencaps written in iOS notes app.

I definitely wrote a couple tiny papers in notes but copy and pasted it into word later and changed the font at least.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:51

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Logikv9 posted:

I love how Apple Maps looks but drat the functionality and accuracy is lacking.

I used navigation to go somewhere I've been before because why not and I "arrived" at my destination 3 blocks away.

It really largely depends on where you live and where you're going, because they pull from different sources one app might be better getting you to one place instead of the other.

And both still can't handle Anaheim, CA.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:58

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

LupercanaliusAB posted:

It's a goofy bastard cross of Google News and StumbleUpon.

It's the Yahoo News app with more than Yahoo.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:59

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Trackpad on keyboard is actually pretty cool.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:03

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Oh good, I like the video thing.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:08

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

gently caress you I want to beg someone on the forum to let me beta test due to the hole in my soul, Apple, how dare you take that experience from me.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:18

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Want a Detroit Decay->Gentrification timelapse face.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:32

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Finally a way to quickly keep track of my Coke Reward points.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:35

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I wonder if they're gonna stick to the April release cycle for the watch because it seems weird to put out a new product with a 6 month old OS.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:44

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

iTunes radio has gotten better to the point I use it more than Pandora so I'm interested in them putting more behind it.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:50

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Beats . . . ONE ONE ONe One one_{one one one}

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:53

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Lil B shows up and curses your favorite basketball team if he finds you haven't bought his latest album.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:54

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

smackfu posted:

"No genres, just great music." How exactly do they think that is going to work? People like genres!

I don't )=

I often listen to the local university station even though I'm gradamuated because they just play music, no genre lines.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 19:58

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Drake? That guy that hates Caitlyn Jenner? Boooooo

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 20:02

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The only thing I ever used Spotify for was to listen to people's Summer Jam playlists and listen to bad 90s alternative while playing Bloodborne, so may it RIP.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 20:08

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Apple loves Florence and the Machine.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 20:12

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The girl is crying because she's an introvert and the dancing subway people wouldn't respect her personal space.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 20:20

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

It's my own fault, I believed in Apple TV news despite history telling me not to do that.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 20:22

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Whirlwind Jones posted:

What? Everyone came out a week ago saying the AppleTV stuff wasn't ready and wouldn't be shown at all.

Oh, did they? My bad, I haven't' been keeping up on what was supposed to happen during this WWDC.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 20:25

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

ShoogaSlim posted:

I'm genuinely surprised that so many people care about music subscription services this much.

I have no idea what the differences are between Apple Music, Beats One(1?), Beats Connect, and whatever the gently caress else they just announced.

I just want to put songs from my computer onto my phone and listen to them when I press play.

If it's the same update that's in the public beta, you can still play do this (now, didn't work that great during the first beta of it).

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 20:26

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Supgaiz posted:

By default, notifications are now displayed in chronological order and grouped by day, rather than grouped by app.

An upgrade is worth it just for this.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 22:45

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Maybe it'll be like Apple's hold music. Sometimes pretty great, sometimes really repetitive, sometimes TryHard . . . and always Florence and the Machine.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 04:23

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