Copa America 2015: Eddie Got Fingered

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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 21:44

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 10:23

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gently caress brazil

# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 03:53

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trem_two posted:

Neymar's ban has been extended to 4 games.

that's Brazil's hopes of winning the cup over then, their attack is toothless. good

# ¿ Jun 20, 2015 01:11

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PerpetualSelf posted:

Because a team is 11 players not 9 or 8?

Only 3 of Colombia's current team start for their club. 4 today because Arias played instead of Zuniga.

You guys really don't know loving football. You can't analyze matches tactically at all. Colombia was all over Peru until Valencia got injured because we had a functional midfielder who can actually pass the Ball.

--------------------Ospina----------------
Arias---Zapata--Murillo--Armero
----------Sanchez--Valencia--------
Cuadrado-------------------James
----------------Falcao--Teo-----------

How the gently caress does the ball get to the wingers, much less the loving forwards if the two midfielders can't pass a ball forward? Mejia certainly loving can't. Pekerman knew he had problems with this position for over a loving YEAR and FLAT OUT REFUSED to try and find another player. Abel Aguilar injured right before the tournament and we have NO MIDFIELDERS meaning NO ONE TO PASS THE BALL FORWARD FROM THE DEFENSE. Which naturally means HOOFBALL AND PRAY.

And it was poo poo.

Learn loving a thing or two about loving tactics you manchild instead of posting in a forum like you think you understand the god drat sport. Having 11 good players (And they're not 11 good players because Falcao, Cuadrado, Valencia, Sanchez, Armero, Zapata and Murillo have all started a total of 3-4 matches each in the past 3 months. ) means jack loving all poo poo. Tactics is what win you a game. Knowing WHERE to play a player WHEN.

Pekerman hosed up. He played too many players only because they were good in the world cup and didn't give chances to new young talent who are actually starting for their teams like Jose Izquierdo, Felipe Pardo, Freddy Montero, Daniel Torres, Carlos Carbonero, Freddy Hinestroza, or Sebastian Perez.

Still this wasn't THAT BAD because last tournament we LOST during this match. Our defense looked good. Murillo is only 22 and getting good experience against some of the best strikers in the world. Unfortunately just like the World Cup our team is not in the best form right now for this tournament.

BRAVO. I've been thinking this for years but never been able to put it into words, but sir, you just hit the NAIL on the loving HEAD. Great post, and I pretty much agree with all of it 100%. Don't let the rest of these failtards, who wouldn't know a football if it HIT them on their loving fat FACES, bring you down to their level. I'd love to hear your thoughts on Brazil's tactics, can they win the cup without Neymar, that's what I want to loving know.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 01:19

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all the players in the thread's title have been pretty bad, time for jackson martinez to shine

# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 17:14

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PerpetualSelf posted:

Colombia is playing very interesting tactics...

Let's hear them, mate.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 00:47

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hell of a save (both of them)

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 01:09

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Colombia suck rear end, only thing they're good for is to make hot women for me to f*ck well not me cause im an adult virgin but some other tall white frat bro

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 03:22

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The Colombia players just don't give a gently caress, they always just do the bare minimum to get thru the group stages and then bottle it when that's over...lazy rear end bitches

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 03:23

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The Colombians got raped by the Argentinians big time...they looked like candy rear end bitches. Shameful

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 03:25

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Hope they don't invite Colombia to the next Copa America. This was an embarrassment. Thank God I'm not Colombian

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 03:27

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I think Colombians don't "get" tactics tbh they were just running around like headless chickens. Looked like womens football, hell, maybe their women would have played better. Pretty sure the average Colombian doesn't even know what a formation is. Would love to be proven wrong tbh just get someone from there to post and show me they know anything about football tactics but it's probably impossible, I think computers aren't a thing there yet.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 03:43

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PerpetualSelf posted:

Isnt it funny that out of 4 matches: two against the best south american sides out there, Colombia only had one goal scored against them.

That's because South American teams suck rear end, as proven by this boring crap Copa America

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 17:29

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PerpetualSelf posted:

Yeah they suck rear end so much that they did major things in the last World Cup.

Yes clearly Colombia can never do anything well. It was a complete poo poo team despite not being scored upon for 300 minutes against teams like Brazil and Argentina and Peru that scored against every other team they played.

Do they get a trophy for this? For doing "major things" in a World Cup? lol

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 18:40

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advanced statsman posted:

the colombian team that went to the Copa only did it to move more product

of course they played like crap, they had their butts filled with cocaine balloons

lol

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 18:54

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Mr. Mambold posted:

You're going about this the wrong way, forums poster PerpetualSelf. One word: Portugal.

you old bastard....

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 20:08

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gently caress off Brazil

# ¿ Jun 28, 2015 00:36

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Ewar Woowar posted:

How can Argentina and Brazil be so loving bad.

domestic managers imo

# ¿ Jun 28, 2015 01:48

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I hope Chile wins the Copa

# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 00:38

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chile ftw

# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 03:33

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chile is gonna win the copa ftw

# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 21:00

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El Hefe posted:

Today Messi will be crowned the best player in history lads

nobody cares about the copa america actually

# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 20:59

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CHILE FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 21:36

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CHILE FTW!!!!!

# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 23:52

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El Hefe posted:

Today Messi will be crowned the best player in history lads

lol

# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 00:03

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Ape Gone Insane posted:

imagine being the best player in the world and being surrounded by 'world class club' players and being marked by 3 guys and being brutally cut down everytime you get the ball and having to drop down deeper because of a lack of service and dribbling/making killer passes and then watching as your world class teammates do everything to trip over themselves, run into walls and gently caress up everything you do and then the inept manager comes in with some retarded tactics to sub on two more gently caress-ups to play off you. imagine that in two of the biggest tournaments of your life.

didnt read any of this

# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 00:14

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dkj posted:

Finally getting to watch the game and lmao this poo poo is so fixed.

it wasn't, Chile owns

# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 18:03

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 10:23

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

shocked, just shocked to hear that chileans were a bunch of uncivilized thugs.

they're south americans, it's in their nature thus they're not responsible for such acts. also negrito is a term of endearment

# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 19:29

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