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PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
You mean Falcao right op?

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PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
I don't know which team looks worse jesus christ.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
And the wheels fall off of Ecuador's bus.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
Lol all the Ecuadorians are dissing Valencia lol

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
lol Paraguay's DT is probably gonna get fired after this match.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
Maybe Argentina isn't as good as I thought they were? I thought they were better than the world cup this year...

PerpetualSelf fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Jun 14, 2015

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
If they play like this Colombia will tear them apart.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
This Argentina side is only missing 3 key players...Iniesta, Neymar, and Suarez.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
This game has really tight spaces and theres no room for anyone to move...

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
Venezuela playing like the dirty cunts they are.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
Venezuela always is hard for Colombia. Don't take them doing well against Colombia as doing well as minnows. They'll play like poo poo next match and lose. This is a rivalry match and both teams play completely different. I understand that's not how it works in Europe but South American Football is like that.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
Colombia hasn't beaten Venezuela in 10 years.

And they won't.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
10 years without beating Venezuela

The eternal curse.

gently caress your lovely country I hope the US Nukes it.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
gently caress off James show some class.

What a Pathetic team of losers.

THat's all we are that is all we ever will be.

Can't beat Brazil. Can't beat Venezuela. Can't play any meaningful teams in a friendly.

We're just poo poo we were never good. It was all the heat of Barranquilla.

gently caress this gay earth I'm gonna go shoot myself now

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
lovely Match by Colombia

lovely choices by Pekerman

Venezuela is still a third world shithole where the players can't even buy toilet paper to wipe their own asses after they poo poo.

Colombia will be three and out I give zero fucks gently caress this stupid loving tournament

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
Colombians are lovely people nothing good exists in colombia all we are are coke mules and prostitutes there is nothing of any value nuke it america and get it over with gently caress this gayfucking earth FUWCKWMWGWGWIGGAFARGGGG

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
Maybe there is hope for Colombia after al?

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp

Goetta posted:

This is fun

My dick would be fun too if I shoved it in your shithole

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
loving retarded gently caress this gay rear end sport

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp

El Hefe posted:

Neymar is really good for Barca but when he plays for Brazil he turns super saiyan

I have no doubts if Brazil could sort their bullshit he'd make them win a world cup

That's why I want to kill that little oval office.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
No one is playing well in this loving world cup wtf is up is it the water they are drinking or what?

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
wtf is going on in this tournament

i think we can all forget about judging any team based off this shitt

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp

Seltzer posted:

Chile's backline is 5'10 5'10 5'9 and 5'7....

But they'll more than make up for it by kicking you in the balls so

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
Literally started laughing out loud at that

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
Yeah if this match stays like this Colombia could easily be eliminated if they don't at least tie Brazil.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
Funny how Colombias defense played way better than chiles

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
This is copa america at its finest remember many a game like this

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
I think Colombia seriously got hosed by the size of that pitch

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
LOL WAIT
THEY REALLY LET A PERUVIAN REF A CHILE MATCH?
Holy poo poo...that's telling

Well Venezuela would absolutely wreck this Chile team with Rondon they also had the best looking defense so far in the tournament.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
gently caress OFF NEYMAR

AND CHOKE ON MY DICK

YES
YES
COLOMBIA
COLOMBIA

SUCK IT YOU loving LOSERS

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp

Akbar posted:

nice meltdown

This isn't a meltdown this is a revenge parade.

Neymar maricon venga y vea si conmigo te va tan facil puto

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp

El Hefe posted:

Colombia has to hope they don't draw Uruguay or Paraguay in the next round, they can't deal with an organized defense but against a bunch of headless chickens like Brazil they do this.

They can deal with organized defense if they don't use two defensive midfielders. Peckerman doesn't often use two defensive midfielders but he often repeats the same formations against the same team no matter what the result.

Against Venezuela during WCQ we played the same as in Copa America. We lost both times.

Against Uruguay or Paraguay Colombia will use 1 mixed midfielder and 1 DM.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
If Peru beats Venezuela everyone in the group has 3 points.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
http://canalplus.es/play/video.html?xref=20150619plucanftb_1.Ves

Expert tactics from Pekerman giving Brazil it's just deserts. Lol Neymar what a pussy bitch.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp

Seltzer posted:

I don't understand how people don't understand prioritizing winning your own tournament over another one you get invited to on a whim. It's pretty loving simple.

Well one is a poo poo tournament with no competitive teams involved and the other is the oldest international football competition on the planet sooooo

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp

Seltzer posted:

Mexico isn't guaranteed a permanent Copa America spot so there's literally no point in trying anyways

Except they pretty much are. There's a reason they are almost always invited back. And they'd certainly be invited back if they won the drat thing.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
Neymar grabbed the refs throat and tried to choke him while screaming at him and calling him a son of a bitch and David Luiz had to remove him by force.

He should be getting a ten match ban if this is true jesus christ.

http://futbol.as.com/futbol/2015/06/20/internacional/1434815624_099473.html

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
Maybe the ref is lying because he's Chilean and hates Brazil for the World Cup Elimination?

Would be pretty good revenge imo.

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PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
loving so close from Falcao.

Colombia wants revenge for the last copa America.

PerpetualSelf fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Jun 21, 2015

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