who here's a big eater

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Commie NedFlanders

dogcrash truther posted:

when i wasa kid, if i didnt get enough to eat i'd get weak, and after a couple of weeks i'd almost die. that's when i knew i was destined to be a big eater

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# ? Jun 10, 2015 03:54

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# ? May 7, 2024 03:51

Scaly Haylie

surprising no one, i am a big eater.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 04:49

GEExCEE

Bump.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 13:10

GEExCEE

I could go for a Big-rear end Breakfast

# ? Jun 15, 2015 13:13

pig slut lisa: irl is good

GEExCEE posted:

I could go for a Big-rear end Breakfast

it's nearly 7:30...you haven't already had two??

# ? Jun 15, 2015 13:26

GEExCEE

I wish!!

# ? Jun 15, 2015 13:26

pig slut lisa: irl is good

i always get a little upset when my big eaters aren't able to get the food they deserve. come on, everyone else, big eating's a big job! we can't do all ourselves, how about you be a pal and halp us big eaters out!?

# ? Jun 15, 2015 13:34

alnilam

I have my own farm, a big one too. July thru September is the only time I'm really satisfied

# ? Jun 15, 2015 13:45

dogcrash truther

For most people the Food Court is the place they go to get a meal. For me, it's where I sue people who deny me the Big Eats I crave, and also a place that I go to get many meals.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 14:13

dogcrash truther

alnilam posted:

I have my own farm, a big one too. July thru September is the only time I'm really satisfied

I have two farms: one in each of the hemispheres.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 14:14

Highly Unnecessary

people who starve to death are stupid. what kind of dumbass doesnt eat

# ? Jun 15, 2015 14:14

GEExCEE

dogcrash truther posted:

For most people the Food Court is the place they go to get a meal. For me, it's where I sue people who deny me the Big Eats I crave, and also a place that I go to get many meals.

do you know people down at the courthouse? is the Hamburglar ever going to be prosecuted by Mayor McCheese's laughably inept administration?

# ? Jun 15, 2015 14:18

railroad terror: choo choo

Big Eater checking in! What's for lunch??

# ? Jun 15, 2015 14:59

treasure bear

# ? Jun 15, 2015 15:18

fuck. marry. t-rex

I'm going to eat a big bowl of raisin bran cereal and add some banana and cranberry to it... hell I might even have 2

And I'm gonna drink a cafe au laite with it as well

# ? Jun 15, 2015 15:20

fuck. marry. t-rex

*pouring a teaspoon of hazelnut syrup in the bottom of my espresso cup*

It's good to treat yourself with food trex

# ? Jun 15, 2015 15:22

alnilam

Cumt posted:

At first i thought it was a loop, but then noticed the subtle changes and realised its a really long video of real events, or possibly a live feed?? it's still going...

# ? Jun 15, 2015 15:24

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

i'm enrolled in the 'big binger/big eater' program

very rewarding

# ? Jun 15, 2015 16:22

shabbat goy

I have a gold star from the clean plate club for being such a good eater. I also have a purple heart from the clean plate club from the time when I ate too many country-fried steaks at Old Country Buffet and needed my stomach pumped.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 16:32

les fleurs du mall: by LadyAmbien

check out dark chocolate bounties holy poo poo

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# ? Jun 15, 2015 16:49

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Oh I'm a big eater. I'm going to take on a reality show and become a star just for my appetite. My mom thinks they are exploiting me, but I must pay for my eats. I think the fact that the learning channel has approached me settles who here is the biggest eater.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 21:12

Wertjoe

Grasshoppers, ants, roaches, scorpions. Yeah, I'm a bug eater.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 23:45

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

i cant even imagine a hot dog thats too big for me to eat

# ? Jun 16, 2015 01:22

Mapparu

im eating pasta out of a bathtub

# ? Jun 16, 2015 01:29

Al Borland: by XyloJW

dogcrash truther posted:

who likes eating and doesnt give a gently caress

I like food.

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# ? Jun 16, 2015 01:33

Bwee

I'm hungry

# ? Jun 16, 2015 01:41

deep dish peat moss

I eat at Matt's Big Breakfast at least twice a week

# ? Jun 16, 2015 01:42

Bwee

Matt's Big Breakfast isn't big enoug h for me

# ? Jun 16, 2015 01:44

dogcrash truther

I eat at Matt's Enormous Lunch...for breakfast.

# ? Jun 16, 2015 02:51

dogcrash truther

Always stay one step ahead of meals

# ? Jun 16, 2015 02:52

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

i was born under the blood red sign of fourth meal

# ? Jun 16, 2015 02:52

dogcrash truther

[Front of shirt] I'M A BIG
[Back of shirt] EATER

# ? Jun 16, 2015 02:54

pig slut lisa: irl is good

dogcrash truther posted:

I eat at Matt's Enormous Lunch...for breakfast.

# ? Jun 16, 2015 03:06

dogdisaster: by Lowtax

i'm a ahungry man. not a tv dinner, i'm just a man whom is hungry. eat & live big

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# ? Jun 16, 2015 03:17

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

dogdisaster posted:

i'm a ahungry man. not a tv dinner, i'm just a man whom is hungry. eat & live big

you would have to be a big eater to step up to a hungry man though. It's over a pound and a half of food.

# ? Jun 16, 2015 03:18

Bwee

dogcrash truther posted:

Always stay one step ahead of meals

# ? Jun 16, 2015 03:27

Robert Plant

Here's what I would do:

- one (1) Wawa meatball hoagie, 12" with provolone
- one full-size bag of Herr's Mesquite BBQ Kettle Cooked Chips
- one half gallon Wawa Lemonade Tea

drat near every day, but then I quit smoking weed

# ? Jun 16, 2015 04:02