echinopsis posted:

it's the third tee. so far you are playing very pooly indeed.

you're tired too. you've just had like half a dozen beers. you stop to consider "just many beers have I had?"
two at the golf clubrooms
and then you skulled an abandoned 3/4 full glass you saw on the way to the toilet
and then you remember, poo poo, we did a couple of shots too
and you remember taking a huge poo poo on the toilet. god it smelt bad. i should have flushed it. at the time it seemed funny not too, but it's gross. you remember that you think you should grow up

but no time for thinking now. its your shot. you line up your clob...... you go to hit the ball and WHAT????

shia labeouf