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what the... this guy doesn't like anybody!

also, these salary #s seem really inflated.

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If you had to choose between 3 tacos or 1 burrito, which would you choose? they're soft corn tortilla tacos w/ 2 tortillas on them so you can wrap up the overflow from any given taco into a 'new' taco.

these items are routinely priced similarly so this isn't some really out there hypothetical. this could happen to you soon. maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon. and for the rest of your life. i'll be damned if you guys don't approach this issue prepared.

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The measure of a man isn't how many guns he can purchase online... but how many burritos. Now Chipotle's Online with ChipotleNet.

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I actually also pretty much prefer tacos. Seems like you get more overall meat.

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Bwee posted:

Just bought a burrito

Give us the play by play. What's in it?

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Just bought a burrito.

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Earlier today actually. I hope that's still valid.

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nonazis posted:

Today I bought witcher 3, and talked to the gamestop employee, catching him up on what he had missed at E3 while he was working. He told me to rate his performance online, but I have yet to do so. He preformed admirably, but I have fallen victim to apathy, and even sitting up and reaching for the receipt with the website's address on it is a daunting task. However, I am going to do so promptly after posting this, and give him a nice review. Wish me luck.

e: update: I gave him a honest review, which averaged around a 4.5 out of 5. I hope that he is commended for this.

he will probably be beaten for failing to make that last .5 of a good impression

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Just bought a golubtsy, which is a sort of a Russian burrito with meatballs / meat loaf wrapped in cabbage. It's good.

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Jerry Cotton go buy a mango. They're crazy good. Maybe watch a video on how topics our s properly ripe one first. You are missing out.

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