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TunaSpleen
Jan 27, 2007

How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?
Grimey Drawer
Let's see... I learned at the age of 6 that I was in fact larger than Thumbelina and could not ride a cockatiel.

At age 8 I learned that goldfish will eat neon tetras whole. It would be years before I learned to distinguish tropical from temperate species, and goldfish from everything else.

At age 12 I learned not to put steaming hot water in the aquarium.

At age 23, I learned my boss at an aquarium was an idiot who would argue with me about whether the stingray tank had too little dissolved oxygen, and his unwillingness to let me do a water change led to the deaths of 6 bat rays before the next morning.

I think I became a biologist primarily out of guilt over the stupidity of humans.

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