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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Sounds like your mom mistook hamsters for camels or something.

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
What about stories where your pet (almost) killed its owner?

When I was 10 I had a cat for about a week until I had to be dragged one night to the er after an allergic reaction (I remember they helped me breathe with a respirator tube machine thingie).

That was my first pet too (I may have had a fish but I don't remember).

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Jul 6, 2015

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Hamsters make such cute noise too :(

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