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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I have killed so many fish. I drove a betta to suicide. rip Boris bettanov

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Oh yeah. This doesn't really count as me killing the pet, but...

When I was five I had a grey hamster named buttercup. She got wet tail. So my parents took her to the vet, and at the end of the day came back from the vet with the hamster, but now it had golden fur. They told me that the vet gave it some medicine for the wet tail that changed her fur color.

I didn't figure it out for years :(

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

black pete posted:

Anyone ever tortured their pet?

Yeah I force them to spend time with me

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I also had their balls cut off

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Parahexavoctal posted:

My mother insisted that we didn't have to give hamsters water -- that they would get their water from their food, and that if we gave them water, they would stink more. We were kids, so we couldn't argue.

Three hamsters in a cage.

Within a week, two hamsters in a cage.

Within another week, one hamster in a cage, eating the other one.

I don't remember precisely how long it was between when we found the cannibalism and when we finally gave the survivor a water bottle, but he nearly died too.

Spent a long time drinking. Lived another two or three years after that.

No offense but how did your mom manage to not kill her babies. I mean her human ones. How did you survive to adulthood. Are you a feral child?

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Bicyclops posted:

On reconsideration, I'm actually wondering if this isn't referring to the hamster at all, and if Parahexavoctal died of misery a couple of years after mom invented Operation Desert Hamsters.

Lmfao

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