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Ask your date if theyre an inanimate object, if they say no, you know theyre telling the truth, because inanimate objects cant talk, if they say yes, you know theyre lying, and a liar.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 04:21 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:11 |
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ask your date which seasons theyre on on the shows you watch, that way if theyre behind on them you can pretend not to llike them later to get out of watching reruns
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 04:23 |
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date: yeah im on season 2 still haha, gotta get caught up, me: im boycotting the show because of the sansa rape scene date: ---------------- |
# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 04:24 |
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only date people who speak languages you dont speak, by the time you're 30 you could be octo-lingual
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 04:24 |