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I routinely send a bunch of fake confessions when these threads come up. It's funny to see the reactions and it's a nice exercise for my writing muscle.

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I read a confession about Zoey Holloway and decided to send this in.

Real incest is disgusting but incest porn, specifically mom and son, is hot as hell and it's the only kind I watch or read. Zoey Holloway, Keri Lynn, Arriana Labarbara, etc. The best is when either the mother or son is reluctant but clearly wants it. I suspect that this is a much more common fasntasy than people act like though because any porn site will have hundreds or thousands of mother/son videos, amateur, professional, and semi-professional which is where the really hosed up videos are at. The dirtiest I've felt was when I watched a video where Arriana Labarbara knocked the bible out of her son's hands and told him to honor his mother by making her cum.

Like I said, I find real incest repulsive and have no sexual feelings toward my family members and have no desire to even do mom/son role play.

I think most goons are going to react to the mom/son thing fairly calmly and say something along the lines of "hosed up but whatever as long as you aren't actually doing it" but my second confession is that as a teenager, I used to watch rape/force videos. Many were professionally made while many were amateur but I liked them all until I saw a horrifying video. It was a regular "girl says no" video until the end when he wrapped plastic wrap around her face and she suffocated. Was it real? I don't know. The comments were filled with claims about reporting the video to the police. After that I couldn't watch any kind of force porn unless it was made by a professional company with professional actors.

loquacius posted:

fake confessions

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snuff watcher

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To the guy who watched rape porn and then saw a snuff porn, don't worry, all that poo poo is fake. It's also everywhere. There are so, so many videos of women getting "raped" and then "suffocated" and none of it is real.

I know this cause I watch that poo poo all the time. I actually hate when you can super obviously tell it's fake cause the girls put on this really dumb look on their face and stick their tongue out like that's supposed to make it look real. As a result I'll try to find porn actresses (or studios) that can actually act so that it looks authentic and I'll watch all their videos.

Chances are you just saw one of the better acted videos, or you were so shocked you didn't realize how fake it was. While legitimate snuff films do exist, there's no way you would just stumble on it.

As for why I watch this, it's a power thing for me. I'm a woman, but I really get off on misogyny and things that are about objectifying and hating women, and dudes pretending to kill a woman while being indifferent about her feelings is basically the ultimate display of power differences. I know it's all fake and have no desire to hurt myself or see others legitimately hurt, so I'm cool with it. I'm not really as hosed up as it might seem.

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I'm a straight male in my twenties. I have this one fetish that involved being forced by older men, it really turns me off. I really like watching the girl grope videos, and imagine myself as one of the girls being groped and forced.

A year ago I posted on craiglist looking to try out my fetish. Eventually one guy wrote back that had more than a couple of lines. We emailed back and forth talking about loads of scenarios. He also sent me his pics, he was quite tall, and a bit overweight. I didn't send any of mine because I really want it to be discreet. Eventually I felt comfortable enough to meet up.

Went to his house, and long story short, he kept me for 3 nights and two days. I live alone, so no one really noticed I was gone since it was the weekend. I don't really know what to feel, at times I think I enjoyed myself but to be honest, after my first orgasm I kind of wanted out, but I was kind of afraid because I've already asked him to let me out and he's refused. So I was playing along I guess...not really sure. There was also times it felt really good. He took heaps of photos and videos, and degraded me alot. Used alot of toys on me.

Hes threatened to post the videos and pics, so I've been going back everynow and again...and I do like it to an extent but seriously feel violated and blackmailed at times as well...

H.H posted:

being forced by older men, it really turns me off

loquacius posted:

I routinely send a bunch of fake confessions when these threads come up. It's funny to see the reactions and it's a nice exercise for my writing muscle.

loquacius posted:

Man that confession makes it even clearer the guy never gets laid than the "I'm a virgin at 32" ones

because he flat-out says he's a tollbooth operator lol

oh also he wears diapers so he can piss himself in bed, that's a p big indicator too

Retail Slave posted:

Diaper goon, just get one of those jugs you can get at the pharmacy that are for incontinent old men to pee in.

bradzilla posted:

But then he wouldn't have that insulating layer of pisscrust in his Depends

Solice Kirsk posted:

Should be easy to find the confessor too. Just look for the only person with a 2015 reg date.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Should be easy to find the confessor too. Just look for the only person with a 2015 reg date.

PureEvil6_13 posted:

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For the last year, I've been having an on-and-off affair with a moderately well known actress.

Not going to say who she is, except that most of you would have seen at least one of her movies.

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I was doing some X-mas shopping this weekend and a cute girl caught my attention. I bullshitted a reason to talk to her, we hit it off, and I ended up getting her name and number.

Here's the problem - when I added her on facebook later I saw her birthday - June 17th, 1999. I successfully hit on a 16 year old girl, and I'm 25.

The worst part is she really was cute and exactly my type, and we hit it off extremely well. I'm worried that I'm at best a stunted manchild, and at worst a pedo. I eventually blocked her number after at least a dozen texts wanting to hang out, and I blocked her on facebook to be extra safe.

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I'm a male stripper and was recently raped by a group of women that hired me. I thought I would share this story to show people that men can be raped and it's not a joke.

I showed up to the house promptly at 8:45 to set up before my big reveal. I was doing my superhero themed strip tease - Dick Man. Usually I have a 2nd guy in this act (Throbbin') but he was out with the flu so I was flying solo. I get to the back door as agreed upon, meet the woman that hired me for the bachelorette party, and get my music and fog machine gear hooked up in the kitchen, planning to move into the living room for the show.

The woman who hired me was heavier, probably about 200 lbs or so, and around 5 foot tall. She seemed extremely nice and happy to see me. My music kicks in and I make my dramatic entrance into the living room.

"I'm.... DICK MAN!" I say in my best Christian Bale voice. And instantly I know something is wrong. There are no lights in the room. With my cowl on, I have no peripheral vision and suddenly feel like an small fuzzy animal that's wandered into the den of some mythical beast.

I feel a heavy weight around my ankles and look down. Blubbery arms are wrapped around me. I see a flash of movement, something heavy and smelling of sweat hits my chest, and suddenly I'm hitting the ground. I feel weight pressing down on my arms and realize that two very large women are sitting on my arms. I'm trapped.

They remove my cowl and turn on a light, and I see what's going on clearly for the first time. 9 girls, each ranging between 200 and 300 lbs by my estimates. All completely nude. If you've never seen a naked woman that large, be grateful. When you hit a certain point, nudity almost doesn't exist anymore. Most of those girls looked like fleshy bean bag chairs on elephant legs.

They descend on me and strip me nude. All the while my music keeps playing and the fog machine keeps rolling on. Hands are all over, I feel lips and tongues touching my most intimate spots. Fingers go into my mouth, ears, and rear end in a top hat. I try to struggle but it's too much weight to even budge an inch.

The bride to be stands at my legs. Her friends are all screaming out, laughing and cheering. She puts my member inside her. I feel nothing. She rides me, moaning and squealing and biting her lip. She gets off, and one by one every one of the girls does the same thing. I feel sick, and due to the weight on my chest, can barely breathe. One of the girls holds my nostrils shut and forces me to drink something. It tastes metallic, and suddenly my vision narrows to a pin point. I feel warm all over and then pass out.

I woke up in the passenger seat of my car at 4 am the next day, parked in a gas station miles away. There's an envelope stuffed with cash on the passenger seat. 5 times what the cost of my show actually would be. But nowhere near enough for what I went through.

I went to the police, and as expected, they kind of laughed if off. A man being raped? And a stripper at that? Sounds like part of the job he should have been prepared for! But after a blood test proved I was drugged, they started investigating.

I spent the rest of the day in the shower. Cleaning myself, then just sitting there and letting the water run over me. The hot water tank ran dry and the cold water left me shivering, but I didn't care. I crawled into bed, covered myself with every blanket in the house, and let my kittens crawl into bed with me. I still have yet to go back to work, and barely leave the house.

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Superheroes are real. Super powers are real. People with superpowers have been around since at least the early 1940s. It wasn't a bomb we dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, it was 2 nuclear powered superheroes who were willing to die to end the war.

I know all this because I am a superhero working for the United Nations' secret police force - Organization X. I have extremely powerful telekinesis - I can crush a tank with my mind from 500 yards away as long as I can keep focused on it. And I'm not even the most powerful person on Earth.

The real reason North Korea is such a threat isn't nuclear weapons - it's because they stole old Soviet genetic samples from the 80s and created their own superhuman. Nobody has any idea what this thing looks like but it has the potential to be more dangerous than the entire world's nuclear arsenal.

Most superhumans never interact with the general public. My parents and I lived on a military base while I was growing up, despite neither being military people. When I turned 16 I went to a special school in Hawaii to better understand my powers. I've been an official UN Peacekeeper since just before 9/11.

rejutka posted:

I can crush tanks with my mind but my vulnerability is shitposting.

Methanar posted:

Is the weakness witnessing someone shitposting or going a length of time without performing the ritual yourself.

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I made a really careless, stupid mistake at work. I transposed a number, and published a measurement of 46 mm when it should have been 64 mm. That number got sent out to production and my company ended up producing an extremely expensive drill with a piece that was 18 mm too small.

I didn't realize it until months later, when a report came in that the drill broke during the first day of use. It's a 10 million dollar piece of equipment with my name on it, and it broke because I had a dyslexic moment. I never admitted to any fault despite there being an official inquiry into what happened. But I dread coming in to work every day and finding a pink slip on my desk.

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Back in college I was friends with this really artsy girl who was cool and beautiful, and I figured I had no chance with, so I never even tried.

One night we were sitting around watching TV. She turned to me and said "Do you ever wonder what it would be like if we made love?" I freaked out and my social anxiety kicked in and I just blurted out "N-no I think I value our friendship too much" and that was that.

I was a virgin at that point and I'm still a virgin - 15 years after that night. We lost touch after college but I still get cold sweats realizing how I blew it.

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As a joke, a buddy and I simulated anal sex with each other. His roommate was coming home, and to prank him, we got under the sheets and pretended to be pounding away at each other. It was gonna be a "Lol you walked in on 2 guys having sex!" thing. To make it really hilarious and realistic we both got naked.

My confession is that while we were pretending I got erect and slipped it in my friend's rear end. He didn't protest so I just kept going, ultimately busting the most amazing nut I've ever busted in my life. His roommate had long since left the apartment at this point. After I finished my buddy says its his turn and did it to me. I didn't like this as much but he enjoyed it, and fair's fair.

I want to stress the fact that neither of us is gay, this just started as a prank and went too far. That said - can a straight guy enjoy having his penis in another man's rear end? I've always enjoyed anal - and I think an rear end is an rear end, whether male or female.

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My live-in girlfriend used to work a 9-5 job, like me. She recently got a new job and works 1-9. Which means I have around 4 hours of freedom every single night.

All I do with the 4 hours is jerk it. A lot of times she'll come home and I'm asleep on the couch due to exhaustion.

That's not really the confession part of this, though, since I'm pretty sure I'm not the only guy that does something like that. The reason for sending this is I started experimenting with eating my own cum. I've discovered if I eat a lot of canned pineapple it tastes really good, which is awesome because I love pineapple. My skin has also been amazing since I started eating my cum, really smooth and no little zits like I used to get.

I'm also way more relaxed and sociable than ever (except for my 4 hour jerk sessions), and people have commented that I seem to have way more confidence than ever before. I've also lost weight since on some nights, my cum replaces a meal.

H.H posted:

virgoon

Goon Confessor posted:

Back in college I was friends with this really artsy girl who was cool and beautiful, and I figured I had no chance with, so I never even tried.

One night we were sitting around watching TV. She turned to me and said "Do you ever wonder what it would be like if we made love?" I freaked out and my social anxiety kicked in and I just blurted out "N-no I think I value our friendship too much" and that was that.

I was a virgin at that point and I'm still a virgin - 15 years after that night. We lost touch after college but I still get cold sweats realizing how I blew it

bradzilla posted:

Man, everyone has regrets about blown opportunities. But lol you're still a virgin at 33 at best, pushing 40 at worst.

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Don't sweat it man, when I started college I asked this one girl out that was in some of my classes. We hung out a while then went back to my apartment where we started making out. I had her half naked, grinding away on top of me when I loving told her that I was waiting for marriage before sex. She kind of giggled and said that she was doing that too. We made out some more and that was about it. Nothing happened afterwards and I eventually found out that she was actually a huge sloppy whore and possibly psychotic.

"waiting for marriage". . .Jesus Christ what an IDIOT I still can't believe I really said that poo poo. I ended up loving a lot of girls anyway including the moms of lots of SA forums posters.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Speaking of, you still owe me a trip to the zoo rear end in a top hat.

No homo posted:

As a joke, a buddy and I simulated anal sex with each other. His roommate was coming home, and to prank him, we got under the sheets and pretended to be pounding away at each other. It was gonna be a "Lol you walked in on 2 guys having sex!" thing. To make it really hilarious and realistic we both got naked.

My confession is that while we were pretending I got erect and slipped it in my friend's rear end. He didn't protest so I just kept going, ultimately busting the most amazing nut I've ever busted in my life. His roommate had long since left the apartment at this point. After I finished my buddy says its his turn and did it to me. I didn't like this as much but he enjoyed it, and fair's fair.

I want to stress the fact that neither of us is gay, this just started as a prank and went too far. That said - can a straight guy enjoy having his penis in another man's rear end? I've always enjoyed anal - and I think an rear end is an rear end, whether male or female.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

The real confession is that you write gay fantasies about being hosed by your buddy. And that you are really bad at jokes.

School Nickname posted:

Seriously though what the gently caress is it with american porn and the amount of mom&son/father&daughter (Mostly "Stepfamily") poo poo? Is it the industry's proximity to Utah or what?

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Yeah buddy, I even posted a thread many years ago about all the times I blew sure things. One of them involved powerbombing a girl through a table, no lie.