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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Kewpuh posted:

gently caress you

Tonight we are brothers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Rocketlex posted:

I can't wait to play a whole game as the characters I saw get owned and murdered in Metroid Prime 2.

Let me tell you about Hamlet Spinoffs.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Just looked at the trailer, first person shooters on portable devices have never been a good idea.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Now the 3ds can deliver some great looking games like bravely default or Monster Hunter 4.


But this poo poo seriously looks like OG DS graphics. It's somehow even blurrier than Xenoblade.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Rocketlex posted:

Could we get Metroid Pinball 2, instead?

No you're getting Metroid BLASTBALL and you're going to like it.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
In our darkest hour remember one thing.....we still have Guccamelee

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Now you all know how it felt when Rare released Banjo Kazooie Nuts and bolts.

We must pummel nintendo into submission so that they may rise like a pheonix and make good titles again.

Cast out all amiibos, excommunicate all DLC. Don't let them slip into the cycle of ease, for we may wind up with Mario Boom Fire and Ice.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Cyron posted:

don't you support incents?

No why would I want to smell like a goddamn hippie van?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

gyro aiming which is fine.

Gyro aiming on a portable, in a genre where you will inadvertently move the device in the heat of the action.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Cyron posted:

Do you play Video Games like kids in a sitcom waving the controller around? do you own that 2 player version of final fantasy 8 that the kids where playing in the Charlie's Angels movie?

No I just know bad design choices when i see them.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Cyron posted:

But you are looking forward to Xenoblade X?

It's literally the one Wii-U first party game coming this year that hasn't had the chance to bomb like all the others.

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Cyron posted:

But the reviews from import are not sounding to hot.

Then Nintendo has released a string of poo poo for an entire year on it's very own console.

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