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You know the game. Some schmuck gives a choice between two roughly equal options and you, in your infinite wisdom pick probably the wrong one. Give us an idiotic blurb why you think your dumb opinion and then ask another question.  If you don't both answer and ask a (football relevant) question in this thread when you post I will, personally, probate you for the maximum duration I am capable of.  Example: Pop Dog posted:Chad Pennington, because I'll gladly IR a player Thursday for a QB today. forbiddenforum posted:Modern day Jim Brown because at least he'll sell jerseys. First official question: Lev Bell and De Williams or Jeremy Hill and Gio Bernard?
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Eifert Posting posted:Lev Bell and De Williams or Jeremy Hill and Gio Bernard? Jeremy Hill and Gio Bernard. Complement each other really well, also gently caress the Steelers Who gets hurt first, RG3 or Sean Lee
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Jun 17, 2015 03:24
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Febreeze posted:Jeremy Hill and Gio Bernard. Complement each other really well, also gently caress the Steelers Sean Lee because RG3 might not see snaps even if he's healthy. more receiving yards: Nuk Hopkins or AJ3000
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Jun 17, 2015 03:47
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b0ng posted:Sean Lee because RG3 might not see snaps even if he's healthy. AJ3000. Who is the Texan's QB again? Who got traded to a top 5 QB team Bills or Jets place higher in the division
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Jun 17, 2015 05:29
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THIS broke up with my gf THAT now I'm out in the woods and it's scary but gently caress it, it was time
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Jun 17, 2015 06:59
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Its Miller Time posted:AJ3000. Who is the Texan's QB again? Who got traded to a top 5 QB team Jets. Kurt Warner or Curt Warner?
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Jun 17, 2015 07:53
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Alouicious posted:Jets. Easily Kurt Warner. Curt was a star from the beginning, and didn't suffer through some grocery bagging days to become the star that he was. Which would you rather have: The 49ers front office or the Buccaneers front office?
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Jun 17, 2015 16:39
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seiferguy posted:Easily Kurt Warner. Curt was a star from the beginning, and didn't suffer through some grocery bagging days to become the star that he was. The Buccaneers. I think indifferent and cheap owners are probably the lesser evil than a clueless and meddling owner. Wins a playoff game first: Andy Dalton or Ryan Tannehill?
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Jun 17, 2015 16:48
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NC-17 posted:The Buccaneers. I think indifferent and cheap owners are probably the lesser evil than a clueless and meddling owner. Tannehill because prime time Andy Dalton Steelers Receiving Corps or Lions Receiving Corps?
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Jun 17, 2015 16:51
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NC-17 posted:The Buccaneers. I think indifferent and cheap owners are probably the lesser evil than a clueless and meddling owner. Tannehill because they don't have non-nationally televised playoff games Who would you rather have as your team party coordinator Gronk or Flacco
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Jun 17, 2015 16:51
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Knyteguy posted:Tannehill because prime time Andy Dalton Lions in a heartbeat. Calvin Johnson? Check. Golden Tate? Check. Plus Heath Miller is a cool dude for being black/gold and he's pretty much done and it makes me sad. I've got a fever and the only prescription is more A.) DPI calls or B.) Pick routes.
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Jun 17, 2015 17:36
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turbomoose posted:Tannehill because they don't have non-nationally televised playoff games Obviously Flacco. Why have your players risk venereal disease and incarceration when they could be unwinding with nice cerebral game of Magic: The Gathering? Chilichimp posted:I've got a fever and the only prescription is more A.) DPI calls or B.) Pick routes.
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Jun 17, 2015 18:53
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Eat a pie made out of hair or have sex with a first cousin
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Jun 17, 2015 19:25
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Pron on VHS posted:Eat a pie made out of hair or have sex with a first cousin I am assuming eat a pie made out of hair is a euphemism for having Alex Smith as your QB and have sex with a first cousin is have Tony Romo as your QB. I would take Alex Smith as at least there is a 1 in a million chance of making and winning it all. Would you rather Tom Brady be suspended for 4 games, or have your team win its first 4 games this season. If you are a Patiorts fan 1. Die, and 2. your option is both of these or no suspension and they only win 3 games.
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Jun 17, 2015 20:50
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Tom Brady being suspended for four games because the Raiders will lose those "free wins" even if they were giftwrapped to them. Who was better at killing people: Aaron Hernandez or Robert Rozier Ostentatious fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Jun 17, 2015 |
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Jun 17, 2015 21:16
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Ostentatious posted:Tom Brady being suspended for four games because the Raiders will lose those "free wins" even if they were giftwrapped to them. Robert Rozier because look at this poo poo Wikipedia posted:In 1985, he decided to join "The Brotherhood", Yahweh's secret group, that required murdering a "white devil" and returning with a body part to join it. Rozier would admit to killing seven white people to please Yahweh. Aaron Hernandez's Sopranos-wannabe poo poo has nothing on that. Who has the better rookie year: Jameis Winston or Marcus Mariota?
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Jun 17, 2015 21:39
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Benne posted:Robert Rozier because look at this poo poo Mariota because lol at lovie smith qb doing well who would you rather have for a game winning drive: Flacco or Eli?
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Jun 17, 2015 21:45
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Metapod posted:Mariota because lol at lovie smith qb doing well In a vacuum, Flacco. But if you bother factoring in their supporting cast I will take Eli. ODB is a loving homerun hitter and the Ravens just lost Torrey. Your wife is in labor but the whole thing is taking forever. I mean hours. With no end in sight. Your team is in the *FCCG, battling it out for an opportunity to go to the Super Bowl. Do you stay by your wife's side at all times, or do you sneak out and try to catch as much of the game as possible? Oh, and before you say, "Why Chiche, what a terrible thing! Who would ever consider not being there for the birth of a child, one of the most spectacular occurrences in a person's life?" This is like at least your fourth kid, so there isn't much magic left.
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Jun 18, 2015 00:42
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My wife went into labor while the Patriots were playing the Ravens in the 2011 AFC Conference game. She went to the hospital after that kick sailed wide.
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Jun 18, 2015 00:52
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Chichevache posted:In a vacuum, Flacco. But if you bother factoring in their supporting cast I will take Eli. ODB is a loving homerun hitter and the Ravens just lost Torrey. Bengals fan, so I'd probably duck out for the second kid. Ben Roethlisberger's dick or Brett Favre's?
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Jun 18, 2015 01:02
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Eifert Posting posted:Bengals fan, so I'd probably duck out for the second kid. Better the devil you know. Favre. All your team's season-ending injuries in training camp when they can be planned around, or the same number throughout the season distributed normally.
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Jun 18, 2015 18:01
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Odovaucer posted:Better the devil you know. Favre. Training camp, easily. More time to practice and prepare. Tebow at HB, or Tebow at TE?
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Silly Burrito posted:Training camp, easily. More time to practice and prepare. Tebow at HB because http://www.nfl.com/videos/miami-dolphins/0ap1000000065045/Tebow-takes-one-off-the-helmet Better sophomore season, Carr or Teddy?
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Dubious posted:Tebow at HB because http://www.nfl.com/videos/miami-dolphins/0ap1000000065045/Tebow-takes-one-off-the-helmet Carr is going to helm an offense in the upper half of the league this year (or he should be replaced). More Successful NFL career: Johnny Manziel or Trent Richardson
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Jun 18, 2015 21:39
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Raku posted:Carr is going to helm an offense in the upper half of the league this year (or he should be replaced). Richardson, because HBs seem to get more chances than QBs due to how much pressure there is on the position, but it won't be by much. Gets a franchise first: London or Los Angeles?
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Jun 18, 2015 23:08
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Probably Magic posted:Richardson, because HBs seem to get more chances than QBs due to how much pressure there is on the position, but it won't be by much. Los Angeles because http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-nfl-should-expand-to-london-but-first-canada-mexico-and-la/ Professional and college football in 100 years: largely the same as today, or something unrecognizably different?
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Pakled posted:Los Angeles because http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-nfl-should-expand-to-london-but-first-canada-mexico-and-la/ Not even close to today's game. Culter: below 4k yards passing or above 4k?
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Jun 19, 2015 00:10
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MrLogan posted:Not even close to today's game. Gonna say just above. He lost Marshall but got Kevin White, so he's still got killer weapons. If he doesn't make it to 4k it's cuz Jon Fox is too conservative. Who has the better rookie season: Todd Gurley or Melvin Gordon
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Febreeze posted:Gonna say just above. He lost Marshall but got Kevin White, so he's still got killer weapons. If he doesn't make it to 4k it's cuz Jon Fox is too conservative. Gordon, better situation on offense and smaller expectations, no injury to recover from Who gets more games as starter: Kirk Cousins or Colt McCoy?
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Jun 19, 2015 00:28
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Raku posted:Gordon, better situation on offense and smaller expectations, no injury to recover from Kirk Cousins, though McCoy might somehow look better before getting his billionth concussion. Who has the better statistical year: Peyton Manning or Andrew Luck?
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fartknocker posted:Kirk Cousins, though McCoy might somehow look better before getting his billionth concussion.
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Jun 20, 2015 18:06
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You didn't post a question so I assume you were asking about how many rushing yards Trent Richardson gets this season. More new teams in the playoffs, AFC or NFC?
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Jun 20, 2015 19:33
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Eifert Posting posted:You didn't post a question so I assume you were asking about how many rushing yards Trent Richardson gets this season. AFC just become my totally unscientific guess is that the NFC is more consistent. More rushing yards this season? Kaepernick or Cam Newton
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Jun 20, 2015 21:15
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The NFC is more consistent? Have you seen the AFC quarterbacks who've played in the Super Bowl in the last decade and a half?
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Jun 20, 2015 21:49
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Cam Newton, because I'm fairly certain the Tomsula regime's playcalling and offensive schemes will be hot garbage. On that note: Who will be the more successful first year coach: Jack Del Rio or Jim Tomsula?
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Jun 20, 2015 22:38
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Ostentatious posted:Cam Newton, because I'm fairly certain the Tomsula regime's playcalling and offensive schemes will be hot garbage. Jim Tomsula, but only because our expectations are already so low to begin with. Who will win Defensive Rookie of the Year this year?
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Jun 20, 2015 23:05
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Chilichimp posted:Jim Tomsula, but only because our expectations are already so low to begin with. Jordan Phillips might have a real good year if he gets playing time. Who is more likely to make the Playoffs in NY, Jets or Giants?
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Jun 21, 2015 00:19
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Goetta posted:Jordan Phillips might have a real good year if he gets playing time. Haha. That's a trick question, the Bills are the only team in New York. Will Jameis Winston do something dumb during the season that results in a justified outcry. If yes, please elaborate. When I say a justified scandal I mean that he did something you would expect any player to be excoriated for. Because of his past stupidity you know some talking head like Bayless will call him out for only tipping 12% on a bill or whatever, that's not what I am looking for.
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Jun 21, 2015 01:23
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Chichevache posted:Haha. That's a trick question, the Bills are the only team in New York. During his tenure in the NFL (especially if he stays in Florida), he will do something stupid and get rightfully called out. However, I don't think it will be this year. Which has a greater chance of occurring, Eagles going 16-0 under Chip Kelly or 0-16 under Chip Kelly.
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Natalya Fartz posted:Which has a greater chance of occurring, Eagles going 16-0 under Chip Kelly or 0-16 under Chip Kelly. 16-0 is more probable, but neither is going to happen. What are the odds that Russel Wilson walks away from the Seahawks at the end of the season?
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