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Zurreco posted:You guys are bad at this. I know, right? Mods all you have to do is let me probate people and this will all be over. Zurreco posted:Who is going to get injured and miss half of the season, Clowney or AP? Both. If I have to pick one I'll go rouge and say AP. You can magically make one of these people un-retire and come back at their prime: Favre (free agent) or Jaxon Deville? Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Jun 26, 2015 |
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axeil posted:DeMarco Murray. This far in and you still don't understand the concept?
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Eifert Posting posted:I know, right? Mods all you have to do is let me probate people and this will all be over. Favre, though there's a common theme of dick-holding. Long bombs own. First QB to get benched for the season: Josh McCown or EJ Manuel?
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Probably Magic posted:Favre, though there's a common theme of dick-holding. Long bombs own. Manuel because Tyrod Taylor and Matt Cassell offer far better alternatives than Manziel. Who improves more: Bears Defense or Raiders offense?
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Raku posted:Manuel because Tyrod Taylor and Matt Cassell offer far better alternatives than Manziel. Raiders offense. Carr is looking like he may be pretty solid. Better season: Ninja Bortles or Money Manziel
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Bortles since he's, you know, actually a starter and I'd bet that Manziel isn't gonna start a single game this year. Eddie Lacy or LeSean McCoy to have a better season?
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A COMPUTER GUY posted:Bortles since he's, you know, actually a starter and I'd bet that Manziel isn't gonna start a single game this year. Numbers wise I wouldn't be surprised if they are similar. However, Shady has to work for his yards, and I refuse to credit Tub'o'Lacy for any of the yards he gets before the defense realizes Rodgers doesn't have the ball anymore. McCoy's season is better by default. Which is more likely this season: a current player dies (not necessarily on the field), or a current player kills someone else?
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A player kills someone else this season. We might see a crippling injury this season, but that's it. Over/Under of tantrums EDP throws this season: 5
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This is not an over/under game so I'm ignoring that question Who leads the Jets in passing yards: Geno Smith or Ryan Fitzpatrick
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Benne posted:This is not an over/under game so I'm ignoring that question Fitzmagick, and all of those yards are against the Bills purely out of spite. What will there be more of, return TDs or 50+ yard FGs?
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Zurreco posted:Fitzmagick, and all of those yards are against the Bills purely out of spite. Return TDs because FGs are boring as poo poo. Who is likely to come back better and have a better season after their ACL injuries, Brian Cushing or Sam Bradford?
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CyberPingu posted:Return TDs because FGs are boring as poo poo. Sam Bradford. He's in a position to do well (coach, weapons, oline), he's younger, and he's had considerably less wear and tear (no pun intended) on his body due to his injury history relative to Cushing who has a very physically demanding job. Which QB is more likely to look like an NFL starter by the end of this upcoming season, Derek Carr or Blake Bortles?
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GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:Sam Bradford. He's in a position to do well (coach, weapons, oline), he's younger, and he's had considerably less wear and tear (no pun intended) on his body due to his injury history relative to Cushing who has a very physically demanding job. I think Bortles has potential to be a great QB still, but Carr already looked like a starter last season. With Cooper and a better coach he's sure to improve dramatically. Will an NFL owner/spouse die this season? if yes, please tell us how Benson dies.
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Chichevache posted:Will an NFL owner/spouse die this season? if yes, please tell us how Benson dies. The question you ask should be in the form of an either/or. THIS OR THAT That being said, Jed York is going to be impaled by a gyro spit. Which will there be more of, ACL tears or instances of domestic violence? edit: VVV Play the loving game VVV Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Jul 1, 2015 |
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Chilichimp posted:The question you ask should be in the form of an either/or. This: an nfl owner dies. That: one doesn't. The question is binary, Jethro.
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Chilichimp posted:The question you ask should be in the form of an either/or. ACL tears during the season, domestic violence in the offseason Who starts more games, RG3 or Manziel
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BlindSite posted:ACL tears during the season, domestic violence in the offseason RG3. I don't think Manziel will get more than an opportunity or two to show that he still isn't an NFL caliber player. Better season - Jacksonville or Tampa Bay?
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Jacksonville. The problem in Tampa was coaching and that hasn't changed. Which coach is less likely to survive the next season: Lovie Smith or Jay Gruden?
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Eifert Posting posted:Jacksonville. The problem in Tampa was coaching and that hasn't changed. Jay Gruden. I'm not sold on Lovie in Tampa yet but they at least seem committed to the rebuild. Only a matter of time before the DC Drama Machine swallows up Gruden. Who will have more rushing yards: Melvin Gordon or Todd Gurley?
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Benne posted:Jay Gruden. I'm not sold on Lovie in Tampa yet but they at least seem committed to the rebuild. Only a matter of time before the DC Drama Machine swallows up Gruden. Gordon. He'll have more running lanes due to much better QB play. Buffalo Bills: +/- 50 sacks for the season.
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MrLogan posted:Gordon. He'll have more running lanes due to much better QB play. A real tough one... I'm gonna say under, but not by much. The Bills have passed that mark the last two years, but Rex Ryan's defenses with the Jets never had more than 45, and that coming last year. When his Jets defenses were really good, they never had more than 40, but they didn't have the talent up front the Bills have. Of course, scheme change... Keeping with that subject: Buffalo Bills: +/- 2.5 different starters at Quarterback
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Buffalo Bills are not starting more than two Quarterbacks this year. The defense will be good enough that they will probably want stability at offense to give them a better overall shot at the playoffs. That and if Rex Ryan didn't pull Mark Sanchez from the starting position for so long there is no reason to assume he won't give Manuel a good shot. Looking back at both of their undeniably successful careers, which Quarterback will be deemed more handsome: Peyton Manning or Eli Manning?
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Ostentatious posted:Buffalo Bills are not starting more than two Quarterbacks this year. The defense will be good enough that they will probably want stability at offense to give them a better overall shot at the playoffs. That and if Rex Ryan didn't pull Mark Sanchez from the starting position for so long there is no reason to assume he won't give Manuel a good shot. Eli, because he doesn't get that weird purple dick shaped indentation on his head like Peyton does. Who will last longer in SF, Kaepernick or Tomsula?
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Kaep, not even close. Would you rather get a surprise five thousand dollar bonus or have your team win the Superbowl.
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Eifert Posting posted:Kaep, not even close. $5,000 bonus assuming it doesn't put me over the next tax bracket because me over sports every time. Would you rather surf or play in the nfl
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Metapod posted:$5,000 bonus assuming it doesn't put me over the next tax bracket because me over sports every time. loving Casual  Play in the NFL, because I'd be a millionaire and the specter of CTE's is way less terrifying than the physical presence of sharks. Rams, Chargers, and Raiders all move to Oakland, or 3 teams pop up in Europe and LA gets an expansion? Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Jul 3, 2015 |
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Chilichimp posted:loving Casual Rams, Chargers, and Raiders all move to Oakland is more likely but neither one is realistically going to happen. Which is more likely to be seen this year, Passing Yds for a season broken or sacks in a season.
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CyberPingu posted:Rams, Chargers, and Raiders all move to Oakland is more likely but neither one is realistically going to happen. Passing yards. It's just too easy for a quarterback to rack up yards, vs one particular defensive player staying healthy and dominant enough all season to break the sack record. Most likely to be one and done: Jim Tomsula or Gary Kubiak?
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Jimmay. Would you rather your starting QB spontaneously take up skateboarding as a hobby or participate in the running of the bulls once?
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Eifert Posting posted:Jimmay. Pretty sure Kelly is going to use running of the bulls to decide our QB for this season. So yeah lets go for that are we more likely to see a massive team scandal or an individual scandal this year (ongoing ones do not count)
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CyberPingu posted:Pretty sure Kelly is going to use running of the bulls to decide our QB for this season. So yeah lets go for that Massive team scandal. I'm sure we can get another Belichick Special this year. Most likely to be fired this season: Rex Ryan or Chip Kelly?
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Chip. Never underestimate an nerdy egoist's ability to poison a well. More receiving yards: Megatron or OBJ?
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Eifert Posting posted:Chip. Never underestimate an nerdy egoist's ability to poison a well. Megatron. You can't catch too many balls from the training room. Who'll be active for more games this season, Trent Richardson or JPP?
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Odovaucer posted:Megatron. You can't catch too many balls from the training room. JPP, even with that stupid hand injury he got over the weekend. Richardson shouldn't even be on a roster anymore. What is more probable, the Vikings making the playoffs or the Seahawks not making the playoffs?
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Zurreco posted:JPP, even with that stupid hand injury he got over the weekend. Richardson shouldn't even be on a roster anymore. Vikings. The 49ers' implosion has severely diluted the NFC West. Who will score a touchdown first: A Chiefs receiver or Dwayne Bowe?
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Benne posted:Vikings. The 49ers' implosion has severely diluted the NFC West. Chiefs receiver(Jeremy Maclin). Who will end up injured sooner, RG3 or Sam Bradford?
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deathsuxdontdie posted:Chiefs receiver(Jeremy Maclin). Bradford won't make it to Week 3, if he even makes it to the regular season. Who finishes the season with a better QBR, Andy Dalton or Ryan Tannehill?
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Burger Trench posted:Bradford won't make it to Week 3, if he even makes it to the regular season. Dalton has been consistently average, as far as QBR. Tannehill keeps improving, and was higher last year than Dalton has ever been (going year to year, of course) Tannehill has another year in the same system, and his weapons have just exploded in terms of talent. He's got legitimate receivers now. Even though the tight end might be legally mentally disable... More rushing yards this year - Demarco murray or Darren McFadden?
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Burger Trench posted:Bradford won't make it to Week 3, if he even makes it to the regular season. AAA DOLFAN posted:
Murray. McFadden is too busy stealing underwear to get rushing yardage, and Philly's run blocking is slightly better than HRRRNNGG gently caress DALLAS. Who throws an interception first, Peyton Manning or Aaron Rodgers?
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deathsuxdontdie posted:Who throws an interception first, Peyton Manning or Aaron Rodgers? Peyton because he will overestimate how much zip he can put on the ball. What will happen first: Byron Bell losing his starting job or The Giants having 20 players injured?
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