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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

THE BOMBINATRIX posted:

Holy poo poo, the bumper sticker is bad enough but they're taking up 5 parking spaces. It's like they're daring someone to key their truck.

I'd try something like this to teach them a lesson but they'd probably just end up shooting me.

http://gawker.com/parking-jerk-taught-a-valuable-lesson-about-not-taking-977196808

I've executed this flavor of justice myself, and it feels great:


The best part was the guy got back to his car just before I did later that day. I saw him getting ready to wind up and kick my car. He must have assumed I was a girl from the car, because when he saw my 6'4" self approaching he ran to the passenger side of his car and jumped in and just waited for me to leave.

The MUMPSorceress fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Jun 23, 2015

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

I was quite literally arrested once in high school for stealing a chicken sandwich from the lunch line because I had no money for food that week. I had to do 80 hours of community service in lieu of the $1000 fine I would never be able to pay for a $0.19 sandwich.

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