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black pete
Mar 24, 2015

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I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
CD-ROM tray, and or air vents in the back if you swing that way

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Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

:flaccid: drive

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
none of them. you have to purchase special hardware

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



my d drive

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

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Silver Alicorn posted:

none of them. you have to purchase special hardware

What kind of hardware do you mean? There are plenty of ways to have sex with a computer without the need for peripherals.

Raere
Dec 13, 2007

usb dongles

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
I don't know, OP. Which part of a computer is optimal for sexual intercourse?

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

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Jonny 290 posted:

I don't know, OP. Which part of a computer is optimal for sexual intercourse?

If you would pay very close attention to this thread right here, you'll have noticed that I already I posted it in the OP

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I have a wife to have sex with, blank Pete

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

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You dont say

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
The butt hole

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
bitch

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

I can get a 6' usb mouse cable almost all of the way up my pee hole so thats pretty optimal

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

yes the mouse end goes in first

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
:wow:

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

certainly not your os, im not into coprophilia

Killmaster
Jun 18, 2002
oldie but a goodie http://www.easylife.org/fufme/faq.html

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfrMalBiXuY

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
That would be ur mom OP

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

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Bump

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

emoji posted:

The butt hole

thats where the crash dumps come from

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
trick question because youre not supposed to have sex with a computer

kissing and whispering sweet nothings in its mic hole are fine, hell, recommended even

stinch
Nov 21, 2013

newreply.php posted:

trick question because youre not supposed to have sex with a computer

what does whether or not you are supposed to do anything have to do with the most optimal way to do it?

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

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Just thought of something else; USB port.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
whatever this part is



suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
probably the i/o system

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The noble Indian uses every part of the computer.

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

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Citizen Tayne posted:

The noble Indian uses every part of the computer.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

kwinkles posted:

whatever this part is





Keldoclock
Jan 5, 2014

by zen death robot
Thanks for improving my reading about internet sex toys on YOSPOS experience, Bloody.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
very carefully!!!

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

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Bump

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

suffix posted:

probably the i/o system

some of the ol' i/o i/o

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
i only have sex with macs like jobs did

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

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gargle chome posted:

i only have sex with macs like jobs did

Steve Jobs never had sex with a Mac, unless by Mac you meant underage Taiwanese sex slaves.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

gargle chome posted:

i only have sex with macs like jobs did

what did he do during the NeXT years

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

macs always existed he just needed to discover them

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

kwinkles posted:

whatever this part is





lol

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
i don't really think the computer is intended for physical copulation, but here's a toilet paper roll filled with thermal paste for your troubles, op

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black pete
Mar 24, 2015

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Izumi Konata posted:

i don't really think the computer is intended for physical copulation, but here's a toilet paper roll filled with thermal paste for your troubles, op

since when did you write the rulebook for computer sexual exploits

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