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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

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The Cast


The Show
WWE Tough Enough is a reality show where they try and find "the next WWE superstar". They never do.

As of June 2015, The Miz, Ryback, and Cameron are the only participants from Tough Enough currently competing in WWE.

The Miz, John Morrison, Tough Enough I winner Maven, Tough Enough I runner up Christopher Nowinski, Nick Mitchell and Ryback are the only six Tough Enough participants to have won championships in WWE.

The most recent Tough Enough winner, Andy Leavine, burnt out immediately and was never seen again. He is probably back living in his crack den of a shack.

Let's all watch this terrible show together.

triplexpac fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Jul 12, 2015

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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

flashy_mcflash posted:

I somehow missed this in the casting special, but are they hiring one dude and one lady or just one person for this?

I wasn't sure either, but since the last one was just one winner I assume this is the same.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Oh good I'm not the only one who thought he looked like a jacked up Sami Zayn

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

WadeBartender posted:

I think all the press releases have said two winners, one dude and one woman although im not 100 percent on that because I haven't been paying that much attention

Wikipedia says 1 man and 1 woman as well, so it appears that is the case

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Luigi Thirty posted:

The good thing about ZZ is that he probably doesn't have a Twitter account for us to go all Jessicka Havok on.

WWE made them all sign up for Twitter.

Sadly Double Z ain't he great hasn't tweeted yet :smith:

https://twitter.com/ToughZamariah

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Keg posted:

Post the video of Cameron saying what her favorite match of all time was, and also post the match she said was the best ever, please. There must be a copy of the match she's talking about floating around on YouTube somewhere right?

She's not even the worst now that Tough Enough had a guy make it to auditions who didn't even know what pro wrestling was.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
"The WWE always honors it's word" is the funniest thing I've heard all month

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Tough Enough is on tonight!!!

And weirdly enough you can watch it on YouTube?

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
The fact that this thread got zero hype does not bode well for the ratings of this show I think

I know I completely forgot it was on until just now

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
The rules are quite simple

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
BRIE MOOOODE

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
"Tanner may have won everything so far but that doesn't mean anything!!!"

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

DudeDeuce posted:

They need more time for Q&A time and less drama bullshit.

I'm surprised there hasn't been a lot more drama bullshit really

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
God drat that drum roll is so bush league

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
So they did this show with 1/5 the budget of the last season right

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
This show is really thrown together at the last minute, it's great

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

SamuraiFoochs posted:

EveryThrownTogetherWWEThingEver.txt

Yeah but usually WWE feels really staged and scripted. And the production is slick. This is none of that for the most part.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
It's almost as if when they don't script wrestlers so intensely they can be really entertaining

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Aww it's over already? I wanted more.

I hope it doesn't get scripted all to hell next week.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

bradzilla posted:

I thought Tough Enough was really boring and the production values were pretty bad. Guess I'll just DVR the rest and watch the post-show.

It seemed like something TNA would put out, the production didn't have that usual WWE slickness to it.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

sportsgenius86 posted:

It looked to me like they let Tanner go longer than they would've let other people go, specifically because of his challenge.


Eltoasto posted:

Yeah he was stumbling around and slowing far more than other people got tapped out for.

Sounds like the kind of whining we heard from the other dude cast members last night

Tanner rules :colbert:

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Dead Snoopy posted:

- speaking of Hogan...how horrible was it that we were forced to endure approx 48% of his 1980s entrance video footage? It felt like either a massive technical error or a contractual obligation to Hogan

The only thing I could figure about this is that USA was thinking it would snare people flipping by who aren't really wrestling fans but know Hogan.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Is there any good reason for the live parts of Tough Enough? I don't really get it at all, I prefer it just being a standard reality show format.

Is it so people can vote live with the show, I guess? For that brief 90 seconds they took votes lol

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Got caught up with Tough Enough over the weekend. This show is really terrible, I can't imagine who they thought this would appeal to.

Tough Talk continues to be the best, though.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I can't wait to see what Sara Lee is hiding inside. You know that dark side is in there, what, with the nose ring and all

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I'm getting caught up on Total Divas, the Eva training footage is 100000x better than this season of Tough Enough

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Who's ready for Tough Enough wooooooo!!!!??

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I think they're going to somehow make it through this show without ever learning how to wrestle

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Improv? Must be Ziggler time

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
One thing that's very important in the super scripted WWE environment is knowing how to improv

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Jericho ripping Sara apart is the best

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I love the theme on loop when you watch on YouTube. Don't get sick of it at all

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Lol half of a body slam, great

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I wish Matt Cross was on this season instead of the last one

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Endless Mike posted:

I kinda want Sara Lee to win out of spite at this point.]

I want to see her corpse her way through promos on Raw

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
HOW DARE YOU NOT BE IMMEDIATELY GREAT!!!

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I knew Hogan would have a problem with Patrick burying him haha

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Bury him. BURY DANIEL BRYAN!!!

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I really want Sara to cut a huge promo

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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

nooneofconsequence posted:

Still should have called her a bitch

Gotta save something for the main roster debut

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