There Are No Poles In Heaven: Rest in Peace wheez the roux

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Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

All you guys who raised that much money in your fantasy football thing are cool and good.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 10:18

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# ? May 2, 2024 12:09

elKlepitan: Jul 13, 2015; Sis the Roux

Repping the coolest cat in TFF

the wheez the roux cookbook is up now- just submitted it for the print addition as well. ebook here:

http://www.blurb.com/ebooks/p7a19d30edd187ee8e706

# ? Jan 26, 2016 07:06

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

That is awesome

# ? Jan 26, 2016 07:08

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

recipes and verbal abuse

Yeah that about sums it up

# ? Jan 26, 2016 17:07

Sataere: Jul 20, 2005; Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me

v2vian man posted:

are you about to show the forums to your employer

"no it's right here in the memorial thread for the Ironyman who referred to michael crabtree as a fuckboi and repeatedly cursed out randos for having dry dicks"

Lol, I forgot about this. My employer doesn't match, so it ended up being a moot point. But I would've absolutely printed forums logs.

"Sir, you can see quite clearly after that picture of dickbutt that I earned that money!"

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Let me know what you need from me to help verify that. I suspect this year I might have to look at setting up a nonprofit or something.

It don't matter on my end anyway

# ? Feb 4, 2016 04:06

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

I got my cookbook today!

thanks, sis the roux

# ? Feb 11, 2016 23:57

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

How do I get a print copy of that

# ? Feb 12, 2016 02:07

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

SaltLick posted:

How do I get a print copy of that

# ? Feb 12, 2016 03:04

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

email sis the roux through the website

# ? Feb 12, 2016 04:28

Thermos H Christ: Sep 6, 2007; WINNINGEST BEVO

I don't really have anything new to contribute here, but sis the roux, I feel like you can't hear it enough times: your bro was cool as hell and everyone liked him. Which puts him ahead of a whole lot of people who live a lot of years. Most people, even. Assuming we are each allotted one life, he had a good one and did a good job with the one he had.

Thermos H Christ fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Feb 15, 2016

# ? Feb 12, 2016 04:45

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Petey posted:

I got my cookbook today!

thanks, sis the roux

Me too.

Going to cook so many delicious things, legit excitite.

Placed lovingly next to Jamie Oliver's "Jamie at home" and rose levy beranbaum's pie and pastry bible.

Qwijib0 fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Feb 12, 2016

# ? Feb 12, 2016 06:53

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

Found it.

http://www.wheeztheroux.com/store/p1/The_Wheez_the_Roux_Cookbook.html

V cool

# ? Feb 12, 2016 14:49

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Eating sushi and drinking sake and toasting Wheez

Can't believe it's been a year

# ? May 23, 2016 19:55

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Bad Moon posted:

Eating sushi and drinking sake and toasting Wheez

Can't believe it's been a year

Those brownies are wild. God bless wheez

# ? May 23, 2016 20:15

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Rip human highlight reel and after school special wheez

# ? May 23, 2016 20:21

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

NickRoweFillea posted:

Those brownies are wild. God bless wheez

oh poo poo, I have a batch of those chillin' in the freezer.

i should eat one

# ? May 23, 2016 20:29

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Why stop at one?

# ? May 23, 2016 20:45

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Rip human highlight reel and after school special wheez

lol

# ? May 24, 2016 03:49

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=60335 rip userid 60335. let's post old wheez posts

# ? May 24, 2016 03:56

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

lmao

quote:

in 5 years, brady's son: "daddy?? why are you not listed in any of the records books?? you said you had the records and all the awards in the trophy room, why do you only show up in one of the records with a bunch of squiggles next to your name whenever it appears?? did you do something wrong daddy?? is my daddy a big stinky loving rear end in a top hat dipshit cheating liar?? are you?? are you a gigantic bitchfucker crybaby fuckboi??"

# ? May 24, 2016 04:02

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I hear that's on his tombstone

# ? May 24, 2016 04:03

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

It's already been a year? Wtf?

# ? May 24, 2016 04:15

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

lol wheez was so good

quote:

Nail Rat posted:
You're 25 and the Pats have been in the Super Bowl 7 times in your life, you've gotta go through 10 years of not being in the playoffs before you know if you are or aren't.

while recent hawks success has been absolutely incredible, i've been rooting for them, the cougs, and the mariners for my entire life (aka since the late 80s). i've seen some poo poo, man. i've seen poo poo you wouldn't believe. i've seen a 734 passing yard 6td 0int game setting the all-time NCAA record for a qb lose a game because of a shanked fg closer than an xp, and also a shanked xp in the same game. and i saw it sitting in the front loving row

so im going to enjoy this while it lasts because like everything good in the world it can disappear in an instant because life is pain and suffering and the universe is a cruel and hostile beast

# ? May 24, 2016 04:37

Tweak: Jul 28, 2003; or dont whatever

at the end there

# ? May 24, 2016 04:39

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

He's not wrong though :smith:

wheez the roux posted:

god sucked my gay dick and made me smoke weed now im demisexual and a satanist. long live satan and his devil weed, jah bless. Smoke Weed. Hail Sagan

# ? May 24, 2016 04:52

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

sweet thursday posted:

It's already been a year? Wtf?

Seriously it felt like 2 loving months ago or something.

I'm actually upset at this poo poo. I'm going to be dead before the end of the month at this rate.

# ? May 24, 2016 05:20

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Chromatic posted:

Seriously it felt like 2 loving months ago or something.

I'm actually upset at this poo poo. I'm going to be dead before the end of the month at this rate.

We will make a thread full of dog gifs in your honor

# ? May 24, 2016 05:21

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

^ Everyone should be bestowed such an honor

:3:

# ? May 24, 2016 05:49

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

when I die tragically my dying wish is for this forum to make a thread of nothing but Eli Manning MS Paints

In serious news every once in a while something from his page pops up on my facebook and it makes me sad

# ? May 24, 2016 07:04

A Man and his dog: Oct 24, 2013; by R. Guyovich

I posted my condolences today on Facebook.

That guy was so cool. And I never even met him.

RIP Wheez.

# ? May 24, 2016 07:16

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

rip wheez

# ? May 24, 2016 08:51

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

v2vian man posted:

lmao

god that's perfect :unsmith:

# ? May 24, 2016 14:05

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

wheez was the rarest of all things: A Good Poster

# ? May 24, 2016 14:55

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Petey posted:

wheez was the rarest of all things: A Good Poster

Glass houses bro

# ? May 24, 2016 15:18

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Febreeze posted:

when I die tragically my dying wish is for this forum to make a thread of nothing but Eli Manning MS Paints

Let's get a head start on that just in case...

# ? May 26, 2016 02:11

uh oh pancho!: Sep 3, 2004; THE MARATHON WAS COMPLETED SUCCESSFULLY CLEAR TIME SGDQ18

i just noticed this really poorly timed email from earlier this week

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# ? May 27, 2016 23:09

B.F. Hoodrich: May 16, 2006; welp

wheez the roux posted:

god sucked my gay dick and made me smoke weed now im demisexual and a satanist. long live satan and his devil weed, jah bless. Smoke Weed. Hail Sagan

lmao. miss ya wheez.

# ? May 28, 2016 15:39

elKlepitan: Jul 13, 2015; Sis the Roux

Repping the coolest cat in TFF

some additional info from the tox screening for those who might be interested:
(central blood specimen)
BAC: 0.09 % (g/100ml)
barbituates/ benzodiapenes/cocaine metabolites/ opiates/ amphetamines = non-detect
positive for: antihistamine metabolites in concentrations below 0.1 mg/L
sertraline (zoloft) at 0.3 mg/L

# ? Jun 18, 2016 21:52

Thermos H Christ: Sep 6, 2007; WINNINGEST BEVO

He died as he lived, with a nice buzz going

RIP

# ? Jun 18, 2016 22:08

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# ? May 2, 2024 12:09

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

god bless you wheez

# ? Jun 19, 2016 01:06

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