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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

finally a new cs thread for me to post in. i love to play

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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

last night i played a game with a guy who spoke in a really fake bad italian accent all game without stopping. cs ftw

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

im good at the game, but hell, im good at so many games so it isnt that special

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Dec 31, 2007

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

Nice. What's your favorite gun

duelies

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Dec 31, 2007

Wormskull posted:

OP, I don't mind this game. But really. The best FPS in existence is Quake, not this.

ive told this story in the fyad game thread before but i got banned from commentating in quake because i got drunk while casting a game on stream and started abusing people

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

thats my favourite quake memory thank you for reading it

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Dec 31, 2007

NickRoweFillea posted:

if they were being scrubs and losing then you did nothign wrong

i dont think you understand the story. there is always 1 winner and 1 loser in a game of quake

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007


im sorry but you had to see it live... they didn't upload the game because they were worried the sponsors would see it

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Dongicus posted:

idk why but the p2k seems like the best CT pistol despite the usp being accurate 1st shot when running

it jus seems really weak

its better because it has more bullets dongicus

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

a friend i play with bought a $230 knife skin because he wanted a better knife than the 16 year old we sometimes group up with

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Dongslayer. posted:

you consider this person your friend.

you dont want to be friends with the epic knife guy

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Dongicus posted:

who is akumos and why wont the games thread stfu about him

he was a guy that bragged about getting to lem with only the p90 then proceeded to have 5 accounts vac banned lol

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

he also melted down insanely in a cool way

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

melt down post is quoted here http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3635620&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=71#post444998388

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

its impressive how games manages to make a guy typing 10000 words about how he isnt mad unfunny

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Black Baby Goku posted:

Akumos is cool

i hope this is ironic because if not... :staredog: you might not believe this but hacking is actually not cool, i'd love to hear your reasons why its actually good :allears:

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Dec 31, 2007

Buttmeister posted:

i dunno you guys i like insurgency better it just works

the guns aren't balanced which means some classes are jsut straight worse than others

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

in a game where everything one shot kills and is 90% medium to long range gunfights im going to use the halo shotgun

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Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

I like fighting games more

a gun could easily kill anyone in street fighter

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

This is the most ignorant thing I've ever seen posted on this board

guess waht, im in charge of developing the new cross over game street fighter vs counter strike and its been a balancing nightmare, even the most powerful fighters are destroyed by a single headshot

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Buttmeister posted:

ya its called a good one disagree with me IF you are gay

dont sign your posts

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

played some counter strike last night

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Wormskull posted:

I seen someone cross A main and for some reason I thought it was connected to Squeakey so I slowly approached the squeaky door and then leapt through it and blasted a dude's head off with a 57 instantly and took his AK.

Pwned

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

i lost an mm game then proceeded to gently caress a heap of mens asses in esea

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Dec 31, 2007

Wormskull posted:

When I first started playing the game in 2012 or whatever I was ranking up pretty fast and folks were telling me I was epic so I decided to try ESEA for a month and got my cornhole torn to smithereens by multiple men.

good

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

you have a slower movespeed with the kreig and you have to scope to get the reduced spread

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Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

I play Gun Game.

i played about 20 hours of gungame and demolition before i even looked at matchmaking

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

demolition is a great time imo

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

Action Half Life was win as well. Sorry for the derail

it was, also loved the specialists until they listned to the idiots on their forums who complained they died top quickly and they made all the guns really innacurate for version 3.0

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Larry Parrish posted:

That's me playing.

activate your windows

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Fargield posted:

The rank 3 bullcrap before playing matchmaking is the worst thing theyve ever done to CS.

it would be fine if there was unranked mm

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

i got my smurf to rank in about 3-4 hours of playtime but i was playing dm super serious getting over 1000 points per game

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

i also played a casual game and got something like 50 frags including a round i lost where i got 8 kills

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

RiperSnifler posted:

Hey you should all play custom maps! Specifically mine: http://steamcommunity.com/id/nipper/myworkshopfiles/?appid=730

Also func_vehicle forever.

when i had a server all your maps were on the warmup rotation, gone home is surprisingly fun with all the closets and secret passages

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Dongicus posted:

i'm weird and twisted

get this: sometimes i prefer to use the silenced m4 as a terrorist

i always try to use the m4a1 on t side because it makes tapping through smokes and entry fragging less punishing and lurking insanely easy.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

poolday ftw

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Dec 31, 2007

ArfJason posted:

i believe its on purpose that each team has the best weapon for the other.

m4a1-s makes entry fragging easier and has way more accurate first shot + accuracy when moving, faster accuracy gain when you stop. great for a t trying to enter a site.

ak47 has a great first shot with 1 hit kill, perfect for holding an angle as a ct.

if it truly is on purpose its one of the best design decisions in the entire game imo

its not because the original cs game mode is hostage rescue

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Robot Randy posted:

im glad that i remembered that im sitting on literally tens of dollars of loot to be lost betting on pro matches. as long as they dont get ddos'ed to the point were the match is cancelled, that is

ddosing pretty much doesnt happen now that touranaments now just force teams to either forfeit or play with 4 if it happens

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

i have lots of epic plays but i think the game where i won a 1v3 to tie the game with a second left on the clock was the most epic

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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

tfw when you 1 tap someone through a smoke

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