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Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

Tolth posted:

Can someone explain to me, as a relative newbie, why Fracture is a thing?

Because Cure can't crit.

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Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
They also extended maintenance already on everything but the game, so there's a decent chance that hour will stretch.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

Thumbtacks posted:

In that case I will wait for someone to point out the important parts of these full notes.

The Astrologian and Dark Knight quests are currently bugged and don't give exp.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
Excalibur status: On fire.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
Maybe Yoship should have phased the lobby servers.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

Cutedge posted:

In the future all companies should run 3 times as much capacity as they normally need to handle people who are pooping in their socks this very instant

Isn't this what that Shinra thing from E3 is for?

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
More like Final Fantasy 1014, am I right?

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

More lies from internet liar Yoshi P.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
Fluid Aura is for trying to save the Gil Turtle from dumbass tanks.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

hobbesmaster posted:

Its a dunce cap and you fell into the trap.

I think Minfilia has the stupidest outfit in the game.

The butt window is the source of her power.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
They let someone left over from the 1.0 team do Machinist.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
I hope this patch doesn't fix the flying bear in CWH. :smith:

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

cadenza posted:

I have been trying to solve this exact problem today. I put in a ticket this morning but didn't receive any confirmation, so I joined the queue for live chat. When I got to the front after a couple of hours, it just said "Unable to connect you at this time" and that was that.

I got an email back late in the afternoon saying I needed to contact EU Support (I used to live in Europe so I guess my account must be registered there) but it's going to be very difficult for me to do live communication with EU time zones (I live in California). I just submitted another ticket on the EU support page but I'm not banking on getting this resolved quickly...

Agreed that its super weird that you don't get any email confirmation or anything about tickets.

I live in Korea and had to do US chat support when the phone with the squeenix token app broke, the whole process took about 10 minutes. Use time zones to your advantage and get in line when they open.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
What if we're the Warrior of Ice?

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

Thank god you're not a game designer.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

Thumbtacks posted:

yes and each quest is randomly given out by hidden moogles in every zone and the moogles are only visible for 15 minutes after you kill a flagged mob which has a fixed spawn rate and isn't taggable by multiple people and also the moogles move

The HW relic is a Moogle Masterpiece. Good luck finding it!

(but seriously can we put a blingee about using the back ramp in the OP or something?)

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

Mexicat posted:

I bought Heavensward on the Steam store like 3 days ago (Before the preorder bonuses were gone I'm sure.) and didn't get anything in the mog mail. This happen to anyone else?

You bought it 3 days after release and are wondering why you don't get preorder bonuses?

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
She wants a recipe she can follow to register, because she is a woman.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

quote:

・An issue wherein the warrior action "Raw Intuition" would cause the user to receive critical heals as well.
・An issue wherein the black mage action "Ley Lines" and machinist action "Rapid Fire" would affect the cast times for actions such as "Teleport" and "Return".

They shouldn't have fixed these two.

Ojjeorago fucked around with this message at 11:06 on Jun 30, 2015

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

Eimi posted:

Granted this world will never be Vana'diel and I love Vana'diel to death while I'm still meh on Eorzea.

What was so great about Vana'diel?

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

Can you feel it Eorzea? This is true power!

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
Canonically, the Echo works like the Monado visions from Xenoblade, and any wipes are actually just the Echo giving you visions of bad futures.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

Sarrisan posted:

What in the actual gently caress. That was a thing? I thought only roguelikes and such pulled that poo poo.

The game design doc for FFXI was a napkin Tanaka drunkenly scribbled "gently caress you!" on.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

Obligatum VII posted:

If there was a dancer class, it would have to have that Mamool Ja dance as one of its moves. The only animation I can imagine doing it justice is a giant censor bar, though.

Mamool Ja dance is their LB3 and you can't see it through all the bright lights.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

vOv posted:

We are so not having a discussion about ethics in games journalism in this thread.

Actually, it's about ethics in Ishgardian clergy.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

Blockhouse posted:

yeah things escalate kind of quickly

It really got out of hand fast! There were horses, and a man on fire, and I stabbed a guy in the heart with a trident.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
Those quests are truly a moogle masterpiece.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

nuru posted:

So basically absolutely nothing has changed and it's still going to be best to have 8 crafters and bleed forever as you get Lucis2 for all of them.

Great.

They can't program around the autism that leads to you thinking like this. If you're already an omnicrafter and sperging the gently caress out, the specialist system isn't for you.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

petcarcharodon posted:

Every Alexander group I know that knows what they're doing

There aren't any Alexander groups that know what they're doing, it doesn't exist yet.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

LordSaturn posted:

This bit right here was just absolutely not working. We had a tank who couldn't seem to LB on cue, and our healer wasn't keeping us up high enough to soak the blast, even with a pillar for help Ugh, what a frustrating fight.

There's like three places in the game where you use tank LB and that's not one of them. Quit destroying your pillars.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

ApplesandOranges posted:

I'll also take Garuda over Titan any day because Landslide is unforgiving on lag.

I play from Korea and never have a problem with landslides and lags. Plumes, on the other hand, are bullshit. I have to be out while Titan is still doing the move before them.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
New Admiral Fhqwhgads is way worse but everyone else is much better.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

Espilae posted:

The only thing more awesome about this reference is that I'm now imagining that you probably had to look up the correct spelling of 'fhqwhgads'.

Of course not, it's spelled just like it sounds.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

Holyshoot posted:

Browsing reddit so you don't have to. FFXIV players_macros.txt



Gonna go macro boost.jpg to my Battle Litany with sound effects now. Eorzea, can you feel it?

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

Failboattootoot posted:

Shadewalker is great for putting on the tank as you pull a boss to give them an insurmountable threat lead. It is also good to use on not-bosses in case your tank is bad.

No, Shadewalker goes on the dragoon just as the tank pulls.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
Fill the FC chest and FC leaderships' mailboxes with Coke.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
If a tank marks in non-raid content, mark the tank as 1 and start attacking 2.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
Vit jewelry (and Shield Oath) are for bads.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

Reason posted:

cant believe theres still not a blitz ball player job.

In the FFX-2 sequel novel, Tidus gets sent back in time and kicks a blitzball but the blitzball is actually a bomb and blows his head off and kills him. Then Yuna makes him better but accidentally makes Sin better too.

Blitzball: Not even once.

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Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

Wish for Rain posted:

As much as I like the people I play with, it’d be nice to be in an FC that has more than ~13 active members and some alts. As someone who is mildly interested in doing new content without resorting to pugs in Dungeon Finder but also likes the more casual aspects of the game, which goon FC do you guys recommend I apply to, or does it not matter?

Anyone but cuties. Death to cuties.

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