Spoilers don't ruin movies. People do.

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Do spoilers ruin your life?
	Yes! They make me die the small death.
	No. Posting on an Internet forum is more important to me.

thehomemaster: Jul 16, 2014; by Ralp

When the 6th Harry Potter came out I made my MSN name 'Snape Kills Dumbledore'

That was fun.

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thehomemaster: Jul 16, 2014; by Ralp

I always feel like an idiot for not guessing the ending of a movie within the first 15 minutes.

Game of Thrones can be ruined by 'spoilers' the same way a porno can be spoiled by being told about the cum shot.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 06:13

thehomemaster: Jul 16, 2014; by Ralp

InfiniteZero posted:

Totally dude, within the first fifteen minutes of Mulholland Dr, I was like "oh man I got this" and successfully predicted the ending, meaning, and all the relevant symbolism the film would use.

NOTE: bonus David Lynch joke contained within this post

Wow, way to make me feel inferior, I don't even get the joke.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2015 00:29

thehomemaster: Jul 16, 2014; by Ralp

InfiniteZero posted:

But I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not so now we've got multi-layered inferiority going on because this makes me feel inferior so maybe we should call it a day and get a drink or something?

I concur.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2015 04:37

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