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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

JoeRules posted:

Stan Darsh throws a party

I knew I picked the right guy to buddy up with

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JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Also, since I'm about to step out of the role of running the UFC, I'm setting up as many cards as possible before I do. CM Punk's stats are not good, and he'll likely get crushed no matter who he faces, but it can probably Co-Main an event - who do you guys want me to put him up against at 185?

saffi faildotter
Mar 2, 2007

Is it possible to set him up against the winner of this? Also, hell yeah Donny. Get you some.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Actually, yes - I was thinking I didn't want to move the winner up to 185 right away, but it looks like Punk will take a fight at Welterweight. The only real impact is that I have to wait for the TUF Winner to get healthy enough to book a fight before I can jump out of the owner's chair.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Latest UFC Info: Hendo, Nog, and now Tito have all been inducted to the Hall of Fame following their retirement. Anderson Silva beat Chris Weidman in a 3rd match via unanimous 48-47 decision. A bunch of boring cuts were made - and there are still 115 welterweights under contract.

THE ULTIMATE GOON FIGHTER FINALE
Coach Jose Aldo (-620) vs. Coach Conor Macgregor (+490)

FOR A GUARANTEED CONTRACT AND A FIGHT WITH PHIL BROOKS:
Donny Grumbles (+550) vs. Andore Gaint (-430)

ON THE MAIN CARD:
Chael Fail (-440) vs. Stan Darsh (+350)
Pepe Magnifique (+590) vs. Cal Ripken Jr (-750)
Red Roo (+470) vs. Marty McFly (-590)

ON THE PRELIMINARY CARD:
Rubin Carter (-380) vs. Liam Dunn (+300)
Eric Bischoff (-160) vs. Han Zi (+120)
GIORNO Toriyama (-510) vs. Jimmy Riley (+400)
Chris Jericho (-400) vs. Jub Jub (+310)

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Jub Jub vs. Chris Jericho

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) Next up is a match in which Chris 'Y2J' Jericho takes on Jub Jub.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Sonny Haigh will be the referee.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Our judges at cageside are: Lance Weeks, Aidan Marriott, and Ian Tunnell.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The fight begins!
(Rd 1 - 04:47) Y2J comes in looking to strike.
(Rd 1 - 04:47) Y2J lands a left hand and then hits Jubs with a straight right.
(Rd 1 - 04:27) Jubs shoots in, looking for a takedown.
(Rd 1 - 04:27) Y2J gets taken down by a single leg, and has to pull guard.
(Rd 1 - 04:15) Jubs attempts to pass guard and gain a better position.
(Rd 1 - 04:15) He passes the guard well, gaining side control.
(Rd 1 - 03:43) Jubs throws a few weak-looking punches as he decides on his next move.
(Rd 1 - 03:19) Jubs blocks Y2J as he tries a transition to guard.
(Rd 1 - 03:08) Jubs attempts to move to mount.
(Rd 1 - 03:08) Y2J keeps Jubs from mounting him.
(Rd 1 - 02:47) Jubs blocks Y2J as he tries a transition to guard.
(Rd 1 - 02:33) Y2J takes a knee strike to the ribs, but succeeded in unbalancing Jubs enough that there was little power.
(Rd 1 - 02:14) Jubs uses side control to hit a knee just above the hip.
(Rd 1 - 01:56) Jubs throws a few left hands as he takes a moment to plan ahead.
(Rd 1 - 01:33) Jubs blocks Y2J as he tries a transition to guard.
(Rd 1 - 01:15) The lengthy period of stalemate results in the referee standing them both back up.
(Rd 1 - 01:09) There's a takedown attempt from Jubs.
(Rd 1 - 01:09) The takedown is successful, Y2J pulls guard.
(Rd 1 - 01:09) Y2J grabbed a guillotine off the takedown though; Jubs is now the one in trouble!
(Rd 1 - 00:52) The end of the round is coming quick, there's under a minute left.
(Rd 1 - 00:52) Y2J gets a guillotine but cannot get Jubs to tap out!
(Rd 1 - 00:52) It looks like Jubs must have been able to stop the choke from being fully sunk in.
(Rd 1 - 00:52) Y2J eventually lets go, but may have gassed his arms by trying to squeeze out the submission.
(Rd 1 - 00:20) Jubs throws a few left hands as he takes a moment to plan ahead.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) The time is up, and that's the end of round one.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) I think Jubs took that round, 10-9 on my score card.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) There's the bell and round number two begins!
(Rd 2 - 04:45) Y2J hits a left jab and then catches Jubs with a right hook.
(Rd 2 - 04:19) Jubs chooses to shoot in on Y2J.
(Rd 2 - 04:19) He has the takedown! Y2J pulls guard.
(Rd 2 - 04:19) Jubs left his neck exposed though, and Y2J grabbed a guillotine on the way down!
(Rd 2 - 04:03) Jubs gets free of the guillotine, Y2J didn't have it locked in tight enough.
(Rd 2 - 03:28) Wary of the submission threat of his opponent, Jubs keeps very tight to Y2J, peppering him with short strikes.
(Rd 2 - 03:12) Y2J attempts to secure an arm.
(Rd 2 - 03:12) Jubs blocks it.
(Rd 2 - 02:52) Jubs attempts to pass guard.
(Rd 2 - 02:52) Y2J finds his opponent too skilled, and Jubs passes guard into side control.
(Rd 2 - 02:26) We are now at the halfway point of the round.
(Rd 2 - 02:26) Jubs punches down at Y2J, but they are easily taken on the gloves.
(Rd 2 - 01:56) Jubs blocks an attempt to pull guard.
(Rd 2 - 01:39) Jubs holds Y2J in position with side control and hits a knee into the ribs.
(Rd 2 - 01:22) Jubs throws a few strikes, but is clearly slowing things down so that he can catch his breath.
(Rd 2 - 00:53) Y2J tries to move to guard, but Jubs doesn't allow it.
(Rd 2 - 00:36) Jubs is trying to move from side control to mount.
(Rd 2 - 00:36) Jubs almost gets the mount, but Y2J bucks his hips and starts scrambling.
(Rd 2 - 00:24) Y2J ends up in guard.
(Rd 2 - 00:05) Y2J tries to loosen the guard, possibly thinking about a leglock.
(Rd 2 - 00:05) Jubs maintains a tight, secure guard.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Time expires and we come to the end of round two.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) I have to give that round to Jubs, but only a 10-9.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Even if he can take this final round, I can't see Y2J winning on the judges' scorecards. He needs a finish.

(Rd 3 - 05:00) There's the bell and the final round begins!
(Rd 3 - 04:47) Jubs shoots in for a takedown.
(Rd 3 - 04:47) The takedown is successful, Y2J pulls guard.
(Rd 3 - 04:40) In guard, Jubs begins working to pass to side control.
(Rd 3 - 04:40) Y2J finds his opponent too skilled, and Jubs passes guard into side control.
(Rd 3 - 04:05) Jubs fires off a few punches as he catches his breath.
(Rd 3 - 03:40) Y2J tries to move to guard, but Jubs doesn't allow it.
(Rd 3 - 03:20) Jubs looks to get a mount.
(Rd 3 - 03:20) Jubs almost gets the mount, but Y2J bucks his hips and starts scrambling.
(Rd 3 - 03:08) The scramble sees Jubs up first, only to be grabbed and wrestled up against the cage almost immediately.
(Rd 3 - 02:50) Jubs gets caught with a knee to the side of the stomach.
(Rd 3 - 02:37) Y2J catches Jubs with an elbow to the face from the clinch while he is pressed up against the cage.
(Rd 3 - 02:23) We are now at the halfway point of the round.
(Rd 3 - 02:23) Y2J smothers Jubs against the cage, then hits him with a knee strike to the ribs.
(Rd 3 - 02:09) Y2J tries to throw a knee to the thigh but Jubs uses wrestling to prevent it.
(Rd 3 - 01:50) Y2J goes for a knee to the thigh but Jubs pulls the clinch tighter to block it.
(Rd 3 - 01:32) Jubs lands a few quick punches to the side of the head.
(Rd 3 - 01:19) Having been stuck against the cage for a while without any progress, the referee brings them back to the center.
(Rd 3 - 01:04) Jubs shoots in for a takedown.
(Rd 3 - 01:04) He has the takedown! It's a single leg, and Y2J has to pull guard.
(Rd 3 - 00:55) There's under a minute left in this round.
(Rd 3 - 00:55) Jubs attempts a slicing elbow strike to the head, but isn't able to connect.
(Rd 3 - 00:49) Y2J reaches up and tries to lock up an arm.
(Rd 3 - 00:49) Jubs doesn't let his arm get taken.
(Rd 3 - 00:29) In guard, Jubs begins working to pass to side control.
(Rd 3 - 00:29) Jubs is too much for Y2J, passing guard and gaining side control.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) We reach the time limit and this fight is over.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) That round goes to Jubs, 10-9 on my card.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) The ring announcer is now giving the official scores.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Ian Tunnell: 29-28 Y2J.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Lance Weeks scores the contest as 29-28 to Jubs.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Aidan Marriott scores the contest as 30-27 to Jubs.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Jub Jub wins by split decision!
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Official Result: Jub Jub defeats Chris 'Y2J' Jericho (Split Decision in 5:00 of round 3). The match was rated as being Decent.

GIORNO Toriyama vs. Jimmy Riley

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) Moving on to the next match, in which GIORNO Toriyama battles Jimmy Riley.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Vincent Battles will be the referee.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The judges are: Edison Hackler, Lance Weeks, and Aidan Marriott.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The fight begins!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The two fighters touch gloves.
(Rd 1 - 04:54) They come together and trade leather, but neither fighter really does any damage.
(Rd 1 - 04:35) GIO-Tori!! hits a tentative right hand.
(Rd 1 - 04:35) Riley uses a right jab, but misses with a vicious left hand.
(Rd 1 - 04:19) Riley initiates an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 1 - 04:19) GIO-Tori!! manages a counter jab.
(Rd 1 - 04:19) Riley hits a right jab and then scores with a left cross.
(Rd 1 - 03:58) Riley forces an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 1 - 03:58) GIO-Tori!! lands a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 03:58) Riley lands a jab and then catches GIO-Tori!! with a left hook to the body.
(Rd 1 - 03:41) They stand and trade, but all the shots are either off target or are safely dealt with.
(Rd 1 - 03:13) A quick step-in from GIO-Tori!! means he closes the distance and clinches with Riley without any significant counter strikes landing.
(Rd 1 - 03:02) Using his wrestling skills, GIO-Tori!! is trying to push Riley up against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 03:02) GIO-Tori!! achieves it, pinning Riley to the cage.
(Rd 1 - 02:50) Riley uses his wrestling skills to prevent GIO-Tori!! from attacking with dirty boxing.
(Rd 1 - 02:30) We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.
(Rd 1 - 02:30) Riley gets caught with a knee to the inside of the thigh.
(Rd 1 - 02:21) GIO-Tori!! catches Riley with an elbow to the face from the clinch while he is pressed up against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 02:08) Riley takes a knee strike to the inside of his own knee.
(Rd 1 - 01:58) GIO-Tori!! tries to use dirty boxing against Riley, but his opponent's wrestling skills prevent any damage from happening.
(Rd 1 - 01:40) Riley lands a few quick punches to the side of the head.
(Rd 1 - 01:27) The referee decides that the grappling against the cage has been going on too long, and he brings them back to the center.
(Rd 1 - 01:12) Riley steps forward and a striking exchange begins.
(Rd 1 - 01:12) GIO-Tori!! misses with a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 01:12) Riley fails to land any of the strikes in a combo that ended with an attempted head kick.
(Rd 1 - 00:59) The end of the round is coming quick, there's under a minute left.
(Rd 1 - 00:44) Riley steps forward and strikes.
(Rd 1 - 00:44) GIO-Tori!! throws a counter left but doesn't connect.
(Rd 1 - 00:44) Riley lands a right jab, but GIO-Tori!! evades a big left punch.
(Rd 1 - 00:30) An exchange of strikes happens right in the center of the cage, but neither fighter lands anything good.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) Round one is brought to an end as time runs out.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) That was a quality round and the fans are really getting into this.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) That was a close round, but I'm giving it to GIO-Tori!!, 10-9.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) And here we go, round two!
(Rd 2 - 04:50) Riley comes forward with an attack.
(Rd 2 - 04:50) GIO-Tori!! hit a counter left hand.
(Rd 2 - 04:50) Riley throws some strikes and a left head kick, but GIO-Tori!! avoids them all.
(Rd 2 - 04:24) Riley comes forward on the attack.
(Rd 2 - 04:24) GIO-Tori!! hits a pair of jabs in the exchange.
(Rd 2 - 04:24) Riley uses a right jab, but the following leg kick misses.
(Rd 2 - 04:02) Riley comes forward on the attack.
(Rd 2 - 04:02) GIO-Tori!! throws a counter left but doesn't connect.
(Rd 2 - 04:02) Riley lands a jab and then hits a nice straight left.
(Rd 2 - 03:41) Riley initiates an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 2 - 03:41) GIO-Tori!! fires off a counter jab but doesn't connect.
(Rd 2 - 03:41) Riley lands two right hands and then scores with a left cross.
(Rd 2 - 03:12) Riley comes forward with an attack.
(Rd 2 - 03:12) GIO-Tori!! manages a counter jab.
(Rd 2 - 03:12) Riley lands two right hands, but GIO-Tori!! dodges a big left head kick follow-up.
(Rd 2 - 02:49) Riley throws a two-punch combo but GIO-Tori!! avoids both.
(Rd 2 - 02:29) We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.
(Rd 2 - 02:29) Riley forces an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 2 - 02:29) GIO-Tori!! fires off a counter jab but doesn't connect.
(Rd 2 - 02:29) Riley hits a right hand, but GIO-Tori!! avoids the kick to the body that it set up.
(Rd 2 - 02:04) Riley hits a right jab and then hits a body kick.
(Rd 2 - 01:41) Riley comes forward and the two fighters exchange strikes.
(Rd 2 - 01:41) GIO-Tori!! fires off a counter jab but doesn't connect.
(Rd 2 - 01:41) Riley lands a jab and then hits GIO-Tori!! with a straight left.
(Rd 2 - 01:19) They exchange strikes, but nothing really gets through.
(Rd 2 - 01:01) Riley comes forward and the two fighters start trading blows.
(Rd 2 - 01:01) GIO-Tori!! scores with two counter jabs.
(Rd 2 - 01:01) Riley fails to find a home for his jab, but then hits GIO-Tori!! with a body kick.
(Rd 2 - 00:39) An exchange of strikes happens right in the center of the cage, but neither fighter lands anything good.
(Rd 2 - 00:07) Riley uses a right jab, but a big left head kick is wide of the mark.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Round two is brought to an end as time runs out.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) I have to give that round to Riley, but only a 10-9.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) According to my scorecard, that leaves the fighters dead even with just one round remaining.

(Rd 3 - 05:00) It's the final round and we are back underway!
(Rd 3 - 04:51) Riley initiates an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 3 - 04:51) GIO-Tori!! fires off a counter jab.
(Rd 3 - 04:51) Riley throws a one-two, but GIO-Tori!! was equal to it.
(Rd 3 - 04:29) The fighters go toe-to-toe with strikes but neither lands anything significant in the exchange.
(Rd 3 - 04:13) An exchange of blows comes and goes without either fighter really landing anything significant.
(Rd 3 - 03:37) The two fighters come forward and engage.
(Rd 3 - 03:37) Riley lands a right jab and also hits a glancing blow with a high kick. GIO-Tori!! misses a couple of jabs and also doesn't find the mark with a right hook.
(Rd 3 - 03:16) GIO-Tori!! quickly steps in and grabs Riley.
(Rd 3 - 02:59) From the grapple, GIO-Tori!! tries to pick Riley up on his shoulder for a slam.
(Rd 3 - 02:59) There's the slam! Riley is planted onto his back, and pulls guard.
(Rd 3 - 02:39) Perhaps looking to create space for a leglock, GIO-Tori!! tries to break the guard apart.
(Rd 3 - 02:39) Riley defends himself well by keeping the guard tight.
(Rd 3 - 02:08) Riley tries to get an underhook on GIO-Tori!!, but isn't able to.
(Rd 3 - 02:02) Time slips away as GIO-Tori!! successfully keeps Riley stuck against the ground.
(Rd 3 - 01:39) GIO-Tori!! tries to break the guard of Riley, perhaps looking for a leglock opportunity.
(Rd 3 - 01:39) Riley defends himself well by keeping the guard tight.
(Rd 3 - 01:03) Riley bursts into life and tries to scramble into a better position.
(Rd 3 - 01:03) He may regret that choice, as it gives GIO-Tori!! the perfect opportunity to come over the top and get side control.
(Rd 3 - 00:38) Riley squirms around, preventing GIO-Tori!! from connecting fully with a knee strike attempt.
(Rd 3 - 00:23) GIO-Tori!! fires off a few punches as he catches his breath.
(Rd 3 - 00:05) GIO-Tori!! blocks an attempted sweep.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Time runs out and that's the end of the fight.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) I think GIO-Tori!! took that round, 10-9 on my score card.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) The judges have given their scores, which are about to be announced.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Edison Hackler: 29-28 Riley.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Lance Weeks has scored it 29-28 GIO-Tori!!.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Aidan Marriott scores the contest as 29-28 to GIO-Tori!!.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) GIORNO Toriyama is the winner by split decision!
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Official Result: GIORNO Toriyama defeats Jimmy Riley (Split Decision in 5:00 of round 3). The match was rated as being Good.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Eric Bischoff vs. Han Zi

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) Moving on to the next match, in which Eric 'Karate Man' Bischoff goes head to head with Han Zi.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Refereeing this bout will be Sonny Haigh.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The judges are: Jameson Hagler, Edison Hackler, and Lance Weeks.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) And here we go!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) They touch gloves.
(Rd 1 - 04:45) Bischoff quickly steps in and grabs Zi.
(Rd 1 - 04:28) Using his wrestling skills, Bischoff is trying to push Zi up against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 04:28) Bischoff manages it, and controls Zi up against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 04:16) Bischoff catches Zi with an elbow to the face from the clinch while he is pressed up against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 04:02) Zi takes a knee strike just above the hip.
(Rd 1 - 03:48) Bischoff tries to smother Zi against the cage with wrestling, but he reverses it and pushes Bischoff against the cage instead.
(Rd 1 - 03:20) Zi moves back away from the grapple.
(Rd 1 - 03:00) Zi comes forward and strikes.
(Rd 1 - 03:00) Zi lands two jabs and then catches Bischoff with a right roundhouse kick to the body.
(Rd 1 - 02:39) Zi steps forward and a striking exchange begins.
(Rd 1 - 02:39) Bischoff fires off a counter jab.
(Rd 1 - 02:39) A jab lands from Zi, but finds nothing but air with a big right.
(Rd 1 - 02:20) They stand and trade, but all the shots are either off target or are safely dealt with.
(Rd 1 - 02:04) A quick exchange of strikes does not produce any damage.
(Rd 1 - 01:43) The fighters go toe-to-toe with strikes but neither lands anything significant in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 01:05) The two fighters stand and trade strikes, neither lands a significant blow in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 00:52) We move into the final sixty seconds of this round.
(Rd 1 - 00:40) Zi closes in on Bischoff, looking to unleash some strikes.
(Rd 1 - 00:40) A jab lands from Zi, but Bischoff evades a big right punch.
(Rd 1 - 00:18) Zi attacks with strikes.
(Rd 1 - 00:18) Bischoff hit a counter left hand.
(Rd 1 - 00:18) A three-punch combo fails to trouble Bischoff.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) Round one ends as time expires.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) That has to go down as a 10-9 round to Bischoff.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) Round two begins!
(Rd 2 - 04:48) Zi comes forward and strikes.
(Rd 2 - 04:48) Bischoff hits a jab in the exchange.
(Rd 2 - 04:48) Zi throws some strikes and a kick to the body, but Bischoff avoids them all.
(Rd 2 - 04:25) Zi initiates an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 2 - 04:25) Bischoff fires off a counter jab.
(Rd 2 - 04:25) Zi lands a left jab, but Bischoff steps back to avoid a high right head kick.
(Rd 2 - 04:12) Zi steps forward and strikes.
(Rd 2 - 04:12) Bischoff hit two counter left hands.
(Rd 2 - 04:12) Zi fails to land any of the strikes in a combo that ended with an scything low kick.
(Rd 2 - 03:50) The two fighters stand and trade strikes, but neither lands anything damaging.
(Rd 2 - 03:18) Zi comes forward and the two fighters exchange strikes.
(Rd 2 - 03:18) Bischoff hit a counter left hand.
(Rd 2 - 03:18) A jab lands from Zi, but Bischoff avoids a big right.
(Rd 2 - 03:03) Zi forces an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 2 - 03:03) Bischoff hits two left hands on the counter.
(Rd 2 - 03:03) A one-two from Zi fails to land.
(Rd 2 - 02:45) Zi comes forward and strikes.
(Rd 2 - 02:45) Bischoff lands two left hands in the exchange.
(Rd 2 - 02:45) A jab hit home from Zi and then hits Bischoff with a leg kick.
(Rd 2 - 02:21) We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.
(Rd 2 - 02:21) Zi initiates an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 2 - 02:21) Bischoff hits a jab in the exchange.
(Rd 2 - 02:21) A jab is wide from Zi, but then hits Bischoff with a leg kick.
(Rd 2 - 02:01) They exchange strikes, but nothing really gets through.
(Rd 2 - 01:39) Zi comes forward and the two fighters start trading blows.
(Rd 2 - 01:39) Bischoff lands a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 2 - 01:39) A jab lands from Zi, but the following kick to the body misses.
(Rd 2 - 01:14) They come together and strike but neither fighter does any damage.
(Rd 2 - 00:58) We move into the final sixty seconds of this round.
(Rd 2 - 00:49) Bischoff times his approach perfectly and moves in to get the clinch.
(Rd 2 - 00:31) Using his wrestling skills, Bischoff is trying to push Zi up against the cage.
(Rd 2 - 00:31) Bischoff achieves it, pinning Zi to the cage.
(Rd 2 - 00:13) Zi gets caught with a knee to the inside of the thigh.
(Rd 2 - 00:05) Zi gets caught with a knee to the side of the stomach.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) The time is up, and that's the end of round two.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) I think Bischoff took that round, 10-9 on my score card.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Zi is in deep trouble with only one round remaining - I think he needs a finish or he will lose this fight.

(Rd 3 - 05:00) There's the bell and the final round begins!
(Rd 3 - 04:50) Zi attacks with strikes.
(Rd 3 - 04:50) Bischoff hit a counter left hand.
(Rd 3 - 04:50) Zi hits a left hand, but Bischoff avoids a big right.
(Rd 3 - 04:33) Bischoff moves in fast and grapples with his opponent.
(Rd 3 - 04:21) Using his wrestling skills, Bischoff is trying to push Zi up against the cage.
(Rd 3 - 04:21) Zi ends up backed against the cage.
(Rd 3 - 04:06) Bischoff smothers Zi against the cage, then hits him with a quick elbow strike.
(Rd 3 - 03:53) Bischoff smothers Zi against the cage, then hits him with a quick elbow strike.
(Rd 3 - 03:53) Zi has a large gash on his forehead from that strike.
(Rd 3 - 03:41) With Zi bleeding, the referee pauses the fight so that the cut can be checked.
(Rd 3 - 03:41) The doctor checks the cut, but seems happy that it does not present too much of a problem.
(Rd 3 - 03:41) We're back underway!
(Rd 3 - 03:32) Zi initiates an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 3 - 03:32) Bischoff lands a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 3 - 03:32) Zi fails to land with a combo that ended with an attempted roundhouse body kick.
(Rd 3 - 03:10) Zi forces an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 3 - 03:10) Zi doesn't trouble his opponent with a combination ending in a low kick to the legs.
(Rd 3 - 02:45) Zi comes forward and strikes.
(Rd 3 - 02:45) Zi can't connect with his set-up strikes, but then lands a roundhouse kick to the body.
(Rd 3 - 02:25) We pass the halfway mark of this round.
(Rd 3 - 02:25) Both fighters move in and engage.
(Rd 3 - 02:25) Bischoff hits a jab and also scores with a right hook. Zi is off target with a left jab but hits a left roundhouse kick to the body.
(Rd 3 - 02:04) The two fighters engage.
(Rd 3 - 02:04) Zi is off target with a left jab and also doesn't connect with a right roundhouse kick to the body. Bischoff scores with a left hook.
(Rd 3 - 01:50) The two fighters come forward and engage.
(Rd 3 - 01:50) Bischoff hits a left jab and also hits a right head kick. Zi lands a left jab and also lands a left kick to the ribcage.
(Rd 3 - 01:37) Backing off, Zi looks very wobbly, I think he may be hurt!
(Rd 3 - 01:37) Bischoff nails Zi with a sudden spinning back fist, sending him down to the mat!
(Rd 3 - 01:24) Bischoff moves in quickly, kneeling beside Zi and starting to hammer down with punches!
(Rd 3 - 01:24) Bischoff fires away with rights, but does little in the way of actual damage.
(Rd 3 - 01:04) Bischoff throws a few strikes, but they are without venom.
(Rd 3 - 00:38) Bischoff blocks an attempt to pull guard.
(Rd 3 - 00:21) Bischoff fires off a few punches, but they aren't thrown with any great force.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) The fight comes to an end as the time limit expires.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) I'd say that was definitely 10-9 in favour of Bischoff.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) The official scores are being reported now.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) All three judges score the contest as 30-27.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Making Eric 'Karate Man' Bischoff the winner by unanimous decision!
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Official Result: Eric 'Karate Man' Bischoff defeats Han Zi (Unanimous Decision in 5:00 of round 3). The match was rated as being Good.

Liam Dunn vs. Rubin Carter

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) Another match is about to begin; Liam 'Well Dunn' Dunn competing against Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Our referee is Sonny Haigh.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The judges for this bout are: Ian Tunnell, Jameson Hagler, and Edison Hackler.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) And here we go!
(Rd 1 - 04:51) The two fighters engage.
(Rd 1 - 04:51) Carter hits a jab and also lands a leg kick. Dunn misses a couple of jabs but connects with a right hand.
(Rd 1 - 04:35) They engage in the center.
(Rd 1 - 04:35) Carter is off-target with a jab and also is well off target with a head kick. Dunn uses a left jab but doesn't connect with a right hand.
(Rd 1 - 04:13) The two fighters engage.
(Rd 1 - 04:13) Carter hits a left jab but doesn't make contact on a low kick. Dunn hits a jab but comes up short on a body kick.
(Rd 1 - 03:54) Carter comes in, looking for a takedown.
(Rd 1 - 03:54) Dunn almost stops the takedown but is left hopping on one leg while Carter holds the other.
(Rd 1 - 03:54) Carter can't get Dunn down and so settles for pushing him up against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 03:41) With Dunn stuck against the cage, Carter tries to complete a takedown.
(Rd 1 - 03:41) The takedown is successful, Dunn pulls guard.
(Rd 1 - 03:30) Carter pounds away but is unable to inflict much damage on Dunn.
(Rd 1 - 03:13) Dunn tries to sweep Carter.
(Rd 1 - 03:13) The sweep is successful, and both fighters scramble back to their feet.
(Rd 1 - 02:47) The two fighters come forward and engage.
(Rd 1 - 02:47) Carter is off target with a left jab and also can't make contact on a right head kick. Dunn uses a left jab but misses a right hook.
(Rd 1 - 02:28) We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.
(Rd 1 - 02:28) The two combatants meet in the center and start to strike.
(Rd 1 - 02:28) Carter misses with a left jab and also doesn't find the mark with a right hook. Dunn hits a left jab but fails to land a body kick.
(Rd 1 - 02:08) Dunn steps in and looks to unleash.
(Rd 1 - 02:08) Dunn doesn't trouble his opponent with a triple punch combo.
(Rd 1 - 01:49) They engage in the center.
(Rd 1 - 01:49) Dunn hits a left jab and also connects with a crunching right kick to the body. Carter uses a left jab but doesn't reach with a hook to the body.
(Rd 1 - 01:32) The two combatants meet in the center and start to strike.
(Rd 1 - 01:32) Carter is off-target with a jab but lands a left hook to the body. Dunn doesn't connect with a left jab and also doesn't connect with a right hand.
(Rd 1 - 01:15) Both fighters move in and engage.
(Rd 1 - 01:15) Carter is off-target with a jab and also misses a right hook. Dunn misses a jab but hits a glancing blow with a high kick.
(Rd 1 - 00:56) The end of the round is coming quick, there's under a minute left.
(Rd 1 - 00:56) Both fighters move in and engage.
(Rd 1 - 00:56) Dunn is off target with a left jab but connects with a crunching right kick to the body. Carter hits a left jab but misses with a head kick attempt.
(Rd 1 - 00:36) The two fighters engage.
(Rd 1 - 00:36) Dunn is off-target with a jab but lands a nice high roundhouse kick. Carter hits a left jab but can't get a kick to the body.
(Rd 1 - 00:10) Dunn closes the distance, obviously looking to strike.
(Rd 1 - 00:10) Carter, backing off, hits a weak left hand.
(Rd 1 - 00:10) Dunn uses a left jab, but finds nothing but air with a big right.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) Round one is brought to an end as time runs out.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) That was an exciting round, hopefully the fighters will continue with that pace in the next.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) That round goes to Dunn, 10-9 on my card.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) There's the bell and round number two begins!
(Rd 2 - 04:48) It looked like we were about to see a shot from Carter, but Dunn was more aggressive and took the initiative.
(Rd 2 - 04:48) Dunn uses a left jab, but misses with a low kick.
(Rd 2 - 04:27) Dunn comes forward with an attack.
(Rd 2 - 04:27) Carter fires off a counter jab.
(Rd 2 - 04:27) Dunn lands a jab and then hits Carter with a powerful leg kick.
(Rd 2 - 04:05) Dunn moves in closer, ready to attack.
(Rd 2 - 04:05) Carter had looked like he was angling for a takedown attempt, but couldn't take the initiative.
(Rd 2 - 04:05) Dunn connects with a jab, but a big right to the body fails to find the target.
(Rd 2 - 03:45) A defensive jab hits from Carter.
(Rd 2 - 03:45) Dunn lands a left hand and then scores with a right cross.
(Rd 2 - 03:24) Dunn comes in looking to strike.
(Rd 2 - 03:24) Carter appeared to be going for a takedown, but Dunn took the initiative first.
(Rd 2 - 03:24) A jab hit home from Dunn and then hits a fast high right kick to the side of the head.
(Rd 2 - 03:07) Dunn moves in closer, looking to open up and attack.
(Rd 2 - 03:07) Carter looked like he was going to shoot, but Dunn simply took the initiative first.
(Rd 2 - 03:07) Dunn lands a left jab, but the following leg kick misses.
(Rd 2 - 02:45) He has to get through a flurry of punches to get it, but Carter gets in close enough to clinch.
(Rd 2 - 02:31) Carter attempts to wrestle Dunn to the ground.
(Rd 2 - 02:31) Carter doesn't get the takedown, Dunn instead wrestles his way into controlling the grapple.
(Rd 2 - 02:04) Dunn tries to take Carter down.
(Rd 2 - 02:04) Carter blocks the takedown attempt and takes control of the grapple.
(Rd 2 - 01:41) Carter looks for a trip takedown.
(Rd 2 - 01:41) It's unsuccessful, Dunn maintained a good solid base.
(Rd 2 - 01:25) Carter attempts to wrestle Dunn to the ground.
(Rd 2 - 01:25) Carter doesn't get the takedown, Dunn instead wrestles his way into controlling the grapple.
(Rd 2 - 01:09) With control of the clinch, Dunn tries to complete a takedown.
(Rd 2 - 01:09) The takedown doesn't work, Carter blocked it and then takes control of the grapple.
(Rd 2 - 00:55) We move into the final sixty seconds of this round.
(Rd 2 - 00:55) With control of the clinch, Carter tries to complete a takedown.
(Rd 2 - 00:55) It doesn't work, Dunn defended against it well.
(Rd 2 - 00:44) Clinched with Dunn, Carter looks to try and take him down.
(Rd 2 - 00:44) It's unsuccessful, Dunn maintained a good solid base.
(Rd 2 - 00:31) Clinched with Dunn, Carter looks to try and take him down.
(Rd 2 - 00:31) Carter can't get the takedown, as Dunn wrestles his way into a dominant position.
(Rd 2 - 00:09) Dunn tries to take Carter down.
(Rd 2 - 00:09) Dunn can't get Carter down to the ground.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Round two ends as time expires.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) That round goes to Dunn, 10-9 on my card.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) With one round left, Carter realistically needs to stop his opponent in order to win.

(Rd 3 - 05:00) Our last round, round three, begins!
(Rd 3 - 04:48) Dunn confidently moves in closer, looking to throw some strikes.
(Rd 3 - 04:48) Carter lands a weak, tentative jab.
(Rd 3 - 04:48) A jab lands from Dunn, but Carter avoids the kick to the body that it set up.
(Rd 3 - 04:28) There's a takedown attempt from Carter.
(Rd 3 - 04:28) Carter couldn't complete the single leg, but does end up standing holding a leg while Dunn hops in place on the other.
(Rd 3 - 04:28) Carter can't get Dunn down and so settles for pushing him up against the cage.
(Rd 3 - 04:12) Carter attempts to wrestle Dunn to the ground.
(Rd 3 - 04:12) He has the takedown! Dunn pulls guard.
(Rd 3 - 04:01) Carter looks to be trying to set up a neck crank.
(Rd 3 - 04:01) Dunn keeps his cool and defends the neck crank attempt.
(Rd 3 - 03:36) Using his leg strength to push Carter back a bit, Dunn looks to scramble for position.
(Rd 3 - 03:36) It's a bad choice though, as Carter seizes the opportunity to leap forward and secure side control.
(Rd 3 - 03:20) Carter fires off a handful of punches, each easily being blocked with gloves.
(Rd 3 - 02:53) Carter blocks an attempt to pull guard.
(Rd 3 - 02:39) Carter tries to ensnare Dunn in a kimura.
(Rd 3 - 02:39) Dunn fights off the kimura attempt.
(Rd 3 - 02:02) Carter blocks an attempt to pull guard.
(Rd 3 - 01:44) Carter attempts to kimura Dunn from side control.
(Rd 3 - 01:44) Dunn gets caught by the kimura, and it's deep enough that he has to tap!
(Rd 3 - 01:08) The winner, by submission, is Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter!
(Rd 3 - 01:08) Official Result: Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter defeats Liam 'Well Dunn' Dunn (Submission (Kimura) in 3:52 of round 3). The match was rated as being Good.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Red Roo vs. Marty McFly

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) We open the main portion of the show with Red 'Brawling' Roo squaring off with Marty McFly.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Ted Frakes is the referee for this fight.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The judges for this bout are: Aidan Marriott, Ian Tunnell, and Jameson Hagler.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The fight begins!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Red doesn't touch gloves, drawing some heat from the crowd.
(Rd 1 - 04:48) Red uses a left jab, but misses with a low kick.
(Rd 1 - 04:24) McFly, looking very tentative, pokes out a quick jab that hits.
(Rd 1 - 04:24) Red hits a left jab and then catches McFly with a crunching right hook.
(Rd 1 - 04:04) McFly chooses to shoot in on Red.
(Rd 1 - 04:04) Red almost stops the takedown but is left hopping on one leg while McFly holds the other.
(Rd 1 - 04:04) McFly can't get Red down and so settles for pushing him up against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 03:48) McFly tries to take Red down.
(Rd 1 - 03:48) Red, pressed up against the cage, cannot stop the takedown.
(Rd 1 - 03:48) Red winds up seated, his back to the cage, with McFly pressing onto him.
(Rd 1 - 03:20) McFly tries to ensnare Red in a guillotine.
(Rd 1 - 03:20) The guillotine choke is locked in, deep enough that Red has to tap out!
(Rd 1 - 02:50) The winner, by submission; Marty McFly!
(Rd 1 - 02:50) Official Result: Marty McFly defeats Red 'Brawling' Roo (Submission (Guillotine) in 2:10 of round 1). The match was rated as being Great.

Cal Ripken Jr. vs. Pepe Magnifique

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) Another match is about to begin; Cal Ripken Jr taking on Pepe Magnifique.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Refereeing this bout will be Sonny Haigh.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The judges are: Lance Weeks, Aidan Marriott, and Ian Tunnell.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) And here we go!
(Rd 1 - 04:47) Ripken looked like he was going to step in and grapple, but Pepe simply took the initiative first.
(Rd 1 - 04:47) Pepe lands a jab and then hits Ripken with a body kick.
(Rd 1 - 04:24) Ripken lands a left hand.
(Rd 1 - 04:24) Pepe connects with a jab, but Ripken steps back to avoid a high right head kick.
(Rd 1 - 04:03) Ripken clinches with Pepe, but had to eat several strikes on the way in.
(Rd 1 - 03:45) Ripken tries to wrestle Pepe backward and up against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 03:45) Ripken does it, Pepe is stuck with his back to the cage.
(Rd 1 - 03:31) With Pepe stuck against the cage, Ripken tries to complete a takedown.
(Rd 1 - 03:31) Pepe grabs the cage to block the takedown!
(Rd 1 - 03:31) Pepe got caught! The referee stops the bout and officially makes a one point deduction to him!
(Rd 1 - 03:31) The referee restarts them back against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 03:31) Ripken looks for a trip takedown.
(Rd 1 - 03:31) The takedown is successful, Pepe goes down.
(Rd 1 - 03:31) Ripken takes the back of Pepe directly off the takedown.
(Rd 1 - 03:04) Ripken seems to be moving slowly toward a finish as he applies a very tight body triangle.
(Rd 1 - 02:43) With the body triangle on tight, Ripken tries to flatten Pepe out for the rear naked choke.
(Rd 1 - 02:43) Pepe stops Ripken from getting his arm under the chin and completing the choke.
(Rd 1 - 02:01) Ripken unloads with big right hands, landing several that clearly hurt Pepe.
(Rd 1 - 01:50) With the body triangle on tight, Ripken tries to flatten Pepe out for the rear naked choke.
(Rd 1 - 01:50) Ripken gets the rear naked choke fully applied and Pepe has to tap out!
(Rd 1 - 01:31) By submission, the winner is Cal Ripken Jr!
(Rd 1 - 01:31) Official Result: Cal Ripken Jr defeats Pepe Magnifique (Submission (Rear Naked Choke) in 3:29 of round 1). The match was rated as being Great.

FebrezeNinja
Nov 22, 2007

JoeRules posted:

Eric Bischoff vs. Han Zi
continuously land only the softest hit of any attack, take two in return, and get shoved into the wall occasionally
Dang. Doesn't bode well for the career. At least I landed two roundhouse kicks.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Chael Fail vs. Stan Darsh

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) Next up, Chael '2 Sweet 2' Fail facing 'Harsh' Stan Darsh.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Vincent Battles will be the referee.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Our judges are: Aidan Marriott, Ian Tunnell, and Jameson Hagler.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) And here we go!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Fail deliberately doesn't touch gloves to start.
(Rd 1 - 04:45) Fail times his approach perfectly and moves in to get the clinch.
(Rd 1 - 04:32) Fail tries to wrestle Darsh backward and up against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 04:32) Fail can't manage it, Darsh fought it.
(Rd 1 - 04:17) Fail attempts to wrestle Darsh to the ground.
(Rd 1 - 04:17) He has the takedown! Darsh pulls guard.
(Rd 1 - 04:02) Fail peppers Darsh with small strikes, making sure to keep very tight and not give him any room to work with.
(Rd 1 - 03:43) Fail deflects a couple of punches that Darsh threw from below.
(Rd 1 - 03:28) Fail catches Darsh with a wicked slicing elbow strike.
(Rd 1 - 03:28) It looks like Darsh has been cut under the eye by that strike.
(Rd 1 - 03:19) Fail lies on top of Darsh, basically smothering him.
(Rd 1 - 02:45) Fail lies on top of Darsh, basically smothering him.
(Rd 1 - 02:10) Fail throws a quick, nasty elbow strike to the head.
(Rd 1 - 01:57) Darsh throws out some punches, but Fail leans back to avoid them.
(Rd 1 - 01:39) Fail fires off a few punches, but they aren't thrown with any great force.
(Rd 1 - 01:19) Fail throws a few weak-looking punches as he decides on his next move.
(Rd 1 - 01:00) The end of the round is coming quick, there's under a minute left.
(Rd 1 - 01:00) Time slips away as Fail successfully keeps Darsh stuck against the ground.
(Rd 1 - 00:21) The lack of progress forces the referee to stand the fighters back up.
(Rd 1 - 00:07) Darsh connects with a nice jab and then catches Fail with a right hook.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) The time runs out on round one.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) I'd say that was definitely 10-9 in favour of Fail.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) In between rounds, the cut man tries to stop the bleeding of Darsh.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) And here we go, round two!
(Rd 2 - 04:49) A fast approach allows Fail to pull Darsh into a clinch without taking any significant strikes.
(Rd 2 - 04:36) Fail looks for a trip takedown.
(Rd 2 - 04:36) Fail gets the takedown! Darsh pulls guard.
(Rd 2 - 04:25) Time slips away as Fail successfully keeps Darsh stuck against the ground.
(Rd 2 - 04:03) Time slips away as Fail successfully keeps Darsh stuck against the ground.
(Rd 2 - 03:25) Darsh is controlled against the ground, unable to shift Fail off of him.
(Rd 2 - 02:45) Fail lies on top of Darsh, basically smothering him.
(Rd 2 - 02:14) Fail lies on top of Darsh, basically smothering him.
(Rd 2 - 01:47) Time slips away as Fail successfully keeps Darsh stuck against the ground.
(Rd 2 - 01:13) With no progress being made, the referee stands them back up.
(Rd 2 - 01:00) We have one minute of the round remaining.
(Rd 2 - 01:00) A quick step-in from Fail means he closes the distance and clinches with Darsh without any significant counter strikes landing.
(Rd 2 - 00:48) Fail tries to take Darsh down.
(Rd 2 - 00:48) Fail has the takedown and gets side control from it.
(Rd 2 - 00:35) Fail looks to get a mount.
(Rd 2 - 00:35) Darsh fights the attempted mount off, and they wind up scrambling for position.
(Rd 2 - 00:21) Darsh is left turtled up, facing Fail.
(Rd 2 - 00:09) Darsh, turtled up, can do nothing to prevent Fail from taking his back.
(Rd 2 - 00:03) Fail pounds away on Darsh, but few of the shots lands clean.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) The time runs out on round two.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Not much happened in that round, hopefully the fighters will pick up the pace a bit when we restart.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) I have to give that round to Fail, but only a 10-9.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) By my scorecard, Darsh really needs a finish in this final round or he will lose the fight.

(Rd 3 - 05:00) And here we go, one last round!
(Rd 3 - 04:55) Fail quickly steps in and grabs Darsh.
(Rd 3 - 04:35) Fail tries to take Darsh down.
(Rd 3 - 04:35) Darsh blocks the takedown attempt and takes control of the grapple.
(Rd 3 - 04:10) Darsh grabs an arm and tries and pull Fail down to the ground into his guard.
(Rd 3 - 04:10) Darsh gets it, Fail is now trapped in his guard.
(Rd 3 - 03:58) Darsh reaches up and tries to lock up an arm.
(Rd 3 - 03:58) Fail defends it.
(Rd 3 - 03:36) Fail smothers Darsh with his body by pushing forward and down.
(Rd 3 - 03:00) Fail throws several small strikes at Darsh, always keeping close body-to-body contact so that he has no space to work with.
(Rd 3 - 02:47) Darsh tries to pull Fail in close and pepper him with short strikes, but can't.
(Rd 3 - 02:27) We go past the halfway point of this round.
(Rd 3 - 02:27) Fail catches Darsh with a wicked slicing elbow strike.
(Rd 3 - 02:27) That strike has re-opened the gash underneath the eye of Darsh.
(Rd 3 - 02:17) Fail lies on top of Darsh, basically smothering him.
(Rd 3 - 01:37) The clock runs down as Darsh is being smothered against the ground by Fail.
(Rd 3 - 01:13) Fail smothers Darsh with his body by pushing forward and down.
(Rd 3 - 00:40) Darsh is controlled against the ground, unable to shift Fail off of him.
(Rd 3 - 00:04) The lengthy period of stalemate results in the referee standing them both back up.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) The time runs out and that round is over, and so is the fight.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) That has to go down as a 10-9 round to Fail.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) The judges' scores are now being announced.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) All three judges have given 30-27.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) The winner, by unanimous decision, is Chael '2 Sweet 2' Fail!
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Official Result: Chael '2 Sweet 2' Fail defeats 'Harsh' Stan Darsh (Unanimous Decision in 5:00 of round 3). The match was rated as being Poor.

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
I can't figure out which round Jub Jub lost. Not sure how that judge thought he lost the fight.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Marty McFly always upholds the Code of Honor.

MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Chael, the bad rear end American Gangster not touching gloves and then grinding out the only poor goon matchup. My hero.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Andore Gaint vs. Donny Grumbles

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) Moving on, Andore 'The' Gaint going head to head with Donny Grumbles.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Ted Frakes is the referee for this fight.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The judges are: Lance Weeks, Aidan Marriott, and Ian Tunnell.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Round one begins!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Andore rather obviously ignores the offer to touch gloves to begin.
(Rd 1 - 04:48) Grumbles comes forward with an attack.
(Rd 1 - 04:48) Andore scores with two counter jabs.
(Rd 1 - 04:48) Grumbles connects with two right hands and then lands a left hand.
(Rd 1 - 04:26) Grumbles attacks with strikes.
(Rd 1 - 04:26) Andore manages a counter jab.
(Rd 1 - 04:26) Two jabs hit home from Grumbles and then catches Andore with a left hook to the body.
(Rd 1 - 04:07) Grumbles comes forward and the two fighters start trading blows.
(Rd 1 - 04:07) Andore lands a right hand in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 04:07) Grumbles connects with a nice jab and then hits a nice straight left.
(Rd 1 - 03:46) The two fighters engage.
(Rd 1 - 03:46) Grumbles hits a right jab and also just about lands a head kick. Andore doesn't connect with a right jab but connects with a left hand.
(Rd 1 - 03:27) An exchange of blows comes and goes without either fighter really landing anything significant.
(Rd 1 - 02:52) There's an exchange of strikes at relatively close range, but nothing really lands.
(Rd 1 - 02:30) We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.
(Rd 1 - 02:25) Both fighters step in to strike.
(Rd 1 - 02:25) Grumbles scores with a jab and also hits a kick to the lead leg. Andore uses a right jab but misses a left hook.
(Rd 1 - 02:05) The two fighters come forward and engage.
(Rd 1 - 02:05) Andore hits a jab and also lands a nice left hook. Grumbles hits a jab and also connects with a left hand.
(Rd 1 - 01:53) An exchange of blows comes and goes without either fighter really landing anything significant.
(Rd 1 - 01:24) The fighters go toe-to-toe with strikes but neither lands anything significant in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 01:05) The two fighters engage with strikes but nothing significant lands.
(Rd 1 - 00:30) The two fighters engage with strikes but neither lands anything worthwhile.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) The time runs out on round one.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) I think Grumbles took that round, 10-9 on my score card.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) There's the bell and round number two begins!
(Rd 2 - 04:53) Grumbles comes forward and the two fighters start trading blows.
(Rd 2 - 04:53) Andore hit a counter right hand.
(Rd 2 - 04:53) Grumbles lands two right hands and then hits a scything kick to the legs of Andore.
(Rd 2 - 04:29) Both fighters move in and engage.
(Rd 2 - 04:29) Grumbles hits a jab and also scores with a left hook. Andore misses a jab and also doesn't connect with a left hand.
(Rd 2 - 04:13) Grumbles forces an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 2 - 04:13) Andore hit a counter right hand.
(Rd 2 - 04:13) A jab is wide from Grumbles, but then hits Andore with a leg kick.
(Rd 2 - 03:52) The two fighters stand and trade strikes, neither lands a significant blow in the exchange.
(Rd 2 - 03:16) Grumbles comes forward on the attack.
(Rd 2 - 03:16) Andore lands two right hands in the exchange.
(Rd 2 - 03:16) Grumbles lands a right jab, but Andore steps back to avoid a high left head kick.
(Rd 2 - 02:56) An exchange of strikes does not produce any damage.
(Rd 2 - 02:34) They exchange strikes, but nothing really gets through.
(Rd 2 - 02:07) Grumbles comes forward on the attack.
(Rd 2 - 02:07) Andore hit two counter right hands.
(Rd 2 - 02:07) Grumbles lands a jab and then hits Andore with a straight left.
(Rd 2 - 01:51) The two fighters stand and trade strikes, but neither lands anything damaging.
(Rd 2 - 01:30) Grumbles forces an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 2 - 01:30) Andore scores with two counter jabs.
(Rd 2 - 01:30) Grumbles lands a jab and then hits a nice left hook to the ribs.
(Rd 2 - 01:12) Grumbles forces an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 2 - 01:12) Andore throws a counter right but doesn't connect.
(Rd 2 - 01:12) A jab lands from Grumbles, but then can't connect with a head kick.
(Rd 2 - 00:56) The end of the round is coming quick, there's under a minute left.
(Rd 2 - 00:56) Andore moves in fast and grapples with his opponent.
(Rd 2 - 00:42) Clinched with Grumbles, Andore looks to try and take him down.
(Rd 2 - 00:42) Grumbles blocks the attempt by keeping a solid base.
(Rd 2 - 00:29) Andore tries to take Grumbles down.
(Rd 2 - 00:29) Andore can't get the takedown, as Grumbles wrestles his way into a dominant position.
(Rd 2 - 00:18) Grumbles looks for a trip takedown.
(Rd 2 - 00:18) Grumbles can't get Andore down to the ground.
(Rd 2 - 00:05) Grumbles looks for a trip takedown.
(Rd 2 - 00:05) Grumbles gets the takedown! Andore pulls guard.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Round two is brought to an end as time runs out.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) I'd say that was definitely 10-9 in favour of Grumbles.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Even if he can take this final round, I can't see Andore winning on the judges' scorecards. He needs a finish.

(Rd 3 - 05:00) There's the bell for the start of the final round!
(Rd 3 - 04:48) Grumbles initiates an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 3 - 04:48) Andore fires off a counter jab.
(Rd 3 - 04:48) Grumbles can't connect with a jab, but then lands a left hand.
(Rd 3 - 04:31) Grumbles comes forward and strikes.
(Rd 3 - 04:31) Andore hits a jab in the exchange.
(Rd 3 - 04:31) Grumbles fails to find a home for his jab, but then hits a high left kick to the side of the head.
(Rd 3 - 04:05) Grumbles comes forward and strikes.
(Rd 3 - 04:05) Grumbles hits a couple of minor right hands, but Andore dodges a big left head kick follow-up.
(Rd 3 - 03:40) Grumbles forces an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 3 - 03:40) Andore hit two counter right hands.
(Rd 3 - 03:40) A jab is wide from Grumbles, but then hits a nice straight left.
(Rd 3 - 03:26) Grumbles comes forward and the two fighters start trading blows.
(Rd 3 - 03:26) Andore hit a counter right hand.
(Rd 3 - 03:26) Grumbles lands two jabs and then hits a scything kick to the legs of Andore.
(Rd 3 - 02:57) A quick step-in from Andore means he closes the distance and clinches with Grumbles without any significant counter strikes landing.
(Rd 3 - 02:43) Andore tries to take Grumbles down.
(Rd 3 - 02:43) It's unsuccessful, Grumbles maintained a good solid base.
(Rd 3 - 02:23) We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.
(Rd 3 - 02:23) With control of the clinch, Andore tries to complete a takedown.
(Rd 3 - 02:23) Grumbles stops the takedown attempt, then uses his wrestling to take control of the grapple.
(Rd 3 - 01:56) Clinched with Andore, Grumbles looks to try and take him down.
(Rd 3 - 01:56) Grumbles can't get the takedown, as Andore wrestles his way into a dominant position.
(Rd 3 - 01:43) Andore attempts to wrestle Grumbles to the ground.
(Rd 3 - 01:43) The takedown is successful and he gets side control too.
(Rd 3 - 01:30) Andore fires off a handful of punches, each easily being blocked with gloves.
(Rd 3 - 01:14) Andore blocks Grumbles as he tries a transition to guard.
(Rd 3 - 00:54) We're into the final minute of the round.
(Rd 3 - 00:54) Andore throws a few left hands, but is mainly trying to catch his breath.
(Rd 3 - 00:31) Grumbles tries to transition to a guard, but can't manage it.
(Rd 3 - 00:14) Andore punches down at Grumbles, but they are easily taken on the gloves.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) The time expires on round three, and that is the end of the fight.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) That has to go down as a 10-9 round to Andore.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Here come the official scores.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) All three judges score the contest as 29-28.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Making Donny Grumbles the winner by unanimous decision!
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Official Result: Donny Grumbles defeats Andore 'The' Gaint (Unanimous Decision in 5:00 of round 3). The match was rated as being Great.

Next up for Donny Grumbles - CM Punk. Next up for everyone else, their release.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Jubs posted:

I can't figure out which round Jub Jub lost. Not sure how that judge thought he lost the fight.

Clearly he couldn't resist the star power of Y2J bay-bay

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
:siren: one of our fighters pissed hot for recreational drugs :siren:

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
^ I hope it is Chael Fail because that'd be great.

Even though I lost, I am happy with a Great ranking. There is also some sort of joy to see a long fight get a poor ranking.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Liam Dunn tapped out to a boxer rename him to Oscar Meyer tia

saffi faildotter
Mar 2, 2007

God bless you Donny Grumbles. Also, if he's the one who pissed hot it just makes the fight with CM Punk that much better.

Charlie72
Apr 21, 2010
It seems Red's one weakness is getting choked.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

JoeRules posted:

:siren: one of our fighters pissed hot for recreational drugs :siren:

Those drugs my client took were STRICTLY performance enhancing!

... Er. If he were to take any drugs, I mean. Not that he would!

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Update #1 - January 2016

Goon Fighters:
Cal Ripken Jr currently training at Serra-Longo Fight Team
Han Zi currently training at Phuket Top Team
Liam Dunn currently training at Pancrase London
Marty McFly currently training at Arizona Combat Sports
Rubin Carter currently training at Team Vision

:siren: GIORNO Toriyama tested positive for recreational drugs after his fight, and is suspended for 1 year. :siren:

General News:
- Dominick Cruz defeated TJ Dillashaw for the Bantamweight Title
- Jon Jones is back from hiatus
-

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Team Vision for the win

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
[timg]http://i.imgur.com/j2kSQis.png[/img][/timg]

Just in case you were wondering, the betting lines don't go any further than -1200/+950 in this game.

saffi faildotter
Mar 2, 2007

JoeRules posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/j2kSQis.png[/img][/timg]

Just in case you were wondering, the betting lines don't go any further than -1200/+950 in this game.

Does WMMA4 simulate dying mid-fight

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001

Male. Bi. Unix. posted:

Does WMMA4 simulate dying mid-fight
Only 1 way to find out.

Update #2: February 2016

Goon Fighters:
Andore Gaint has booked a fight at a Small Local show
Chris Jericho has booked a fight at a Small Local show
GIORNO Toriyama is currently training at the Cobra Kai Dojo

General News:
- Paulo Filho got his black belt.
- Eddie Alvarez beat Rafael dos Anjos to win the Lightweight title, but tested positive for recreational drugs.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Waiting for Carter to be the number 1 contender then be falsely accused for murder(if this sim does that)

Killed By Death
Jun 29, 2013


Nice to see Bischoff get a win.

The discrepancy in pay for the Punk/Grumbles fight is really funny to me, considering it's a co-main.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

JoeRules posted:


:siren: GIORNO Toriyama tested positive for recreational drugs after his fight, and is suspended for 1 year. :siren:



GIORNO Toriyama wishes to express his disappointment in the decision of the athletic commission, and to condemn their old-fashioned ways and refusal to accept new planes of existence. This sport can not be sustained while the unified rules "culture" chokes all life and expression out of it, and the commission's choice to further inhibit new growth and altered perceptions should be remembered as a dark day in the hearts and minds of shoot fighting fans the world over, for years to come. In conclusion, pro wrestling is still the strongest. Thank you.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
^^ get a load of this

Update #3 March 2016

Goon Fighters:
Chris Jericho and Andore Gaint won their local matchups - Jub Jub and GIORNO Toriyama (in an unregulated area) also fought and won at small local events. I won't be posting "small local" matches - they're against nameless opponents and are guaranteed wins.
Jub Jub is currently training at Grabaka

General News:
Cain crushed Mir to win the Heavyweight title back
I've jumped out of the UFC owner's seat, so things should move much quicker now

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Is there a demo for this game? I always thought it looked interesting and I like the genre, but I probably don't even qualify as a casual MMA fan so I sort of wonder how much I'd actually get into it.

Killed By Death
Jun 29, 2013


Yes, there is. It's Windows only though.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Update #4: April - May 2016

Goon Fighters:
Jub Jub has left Grabaka to train at Rodeo Style
Han Zi and Pepe Magnifique won small local fights

General News:
I've added a few smaller companies in the regions our fighters our from in hopes of getting them signed sooner. No luck so far, but I'm only 1 month into this experiment.
Jon Jones returned and defeated Daniel Cormier

...WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Ladies and gentlemen, this next fight will be a catchweight fight at 180 pounds - Phil Brooks couldn't get anywhere close to making weight. He'll surrender 20% of his purse, but the fight is still on.

Donny Grumbles (1-0, 1-0 UFC) vs. Phil Brooks (0-0, UFC Debut)

quote:

(Rd 1 - 05:00) The co-main event is up next. Donny Grumbles goes up against Phil 'CM Punk' Brooks in the UFC Welterweight division.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The referee is Finlay Lockett.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The judges for this bout are: Edison Hackler, Lance Weeks, and Ian Tunnell.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) We are underway!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The fighters touch gloves.
(Rd 1 - 04:47) Grumbles moves in fast and grapples with his opponent.
(Rd 1 - 04:28) Using his wrestling skills, Grumbles is trying to push Brooks up against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 04:28) Brooks ends up backed against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 04:17) Grumbles tries to take Brooks down.
(Rd 1 - 04:17) Brooks prevents the takedown by grabbing the cage out of desperation!
(Rd 1 - 04:17) Brooks gets a break as the referee apparently didn't see that piece of cheating!
(Rd 1 - 04:17) Brooks takes a sharp stomp to the foot.
(Rd 1 - 04:02) Grumbles tries to take Brooks down.
(Rd 1 - 04:02) Brooks blocks the takedown, but only by grabbing the cage!
(Rd 1 - 04:02) Brooks is lucky, as the referee apparently didn't see it!
(Rd 1 - 04:02) Grumbles tries to take Brooks down.
(Rd 1 - 04:02) The takedown is successful and he gets side control too.
(Rd 1 - 03:44) Grumbles begins trying to get himself into a mount.
(Rd 1 - 03:44) He does it, and has the mount on Brooks.
(Rd 1 - 02:54) Grumbles tries to lock Brooks in an armbar.
(Rd 1 - 02:54) Brooks gets caught by the armbar, and it's deep enough that he has to tap!
(Rd 1 - 02:20) Donny Grumbles takes the victory by way of submission!
(Rd 1 - 02:20) Official Result: Donny Grumbles defeats Phil 'CM Punk' Brooks (Submission (Armbar) in 2:40 of round 1). The match was rated as being Great.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Woooo!!!!

Take that you lucky dirty cheater.

saffi faildotter
Mar 2, 2007

Outweighed by 10 pounds and against a cheating opponent, Donny Grumbles heroically pulls through for yet another Great fight. Wonder what it is about his style - he's only had one fight that didn't have a "Great" attached to it.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Update #5: June - August 2016

Goon Fighters:
Donny Grumbles will fight Darren Till (15-0, 3-0 UFC) at UFC 209 in October. Donny Grumbles is a -450 favorite to win.
Small local wins for Andore Gaint, Cal Ripken Jr, Marty McFly, Chael Fail, Stan Darsh, Eric Bischoff, Rubin Carter, Jimmy Riley, Jub Jub, Han Zi and GIORNO Toriyama
GIORNO Toriyama has left Cobra Kai Dojo for PANCRASEism
Jub Jub has left Rodeo Style for Abe Ani Combat Club
Marty McFly has left ACS for K2L Grindhouse
Rubin Carter has left Team Vision for Millenia MMA
Han Zi has left Phuket Top Team for Tiger Muay Thai

General News:
Urijah Faber defeated Dominick Cruz to win the Bantamweight championship

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
gently caress Team Vision. Millenia MMA is where it's at

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
I kind of can't believe how perfect it is that GIO-Tori!! went to Pancrase

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JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Donny Grumbles (2-0, 2-0 UFC) vs. Darren Till (15-0, 3-0 UFC)

quote:

(Rd 1 - 05:00) Next up, Donny Grumbles going up against Darren Till.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Finlay Lockett will be the referee.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Our judges at cageside are: Wyatt Kruse, Edison Hackler, and Zander Leroy.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) We are underway!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) We start with a touch of gloves.
(Rd 1 - 04:54) A fast approach allows Grumbles to pull Till into a clinch without taking any significant strikes.
(Rd 1 - 04:35) Grumbles is trying to muscle Till up against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 04:35) Grumbles does it, Till is stuck with his back to the cage.
(Rd 1 - 04:18) Grumbles looks for a trip takedown.
(Rd 1 - 04:18) He has the takedown! Till pulls guard.
(Rd 1 - 03:58) Grumbles seems to be trying to loosen the guard in an attempt to create a leglock opportunity.
(Rd 1 - 03:58) Till keeps his guard tight.
(Rd 1 - 03:31) Grumbles deflects a couple of punches that Till threw from below.
(Rd 1 - 03:16) Grumbles seems to be trying to loosen the guard in an attempt to create a leglock opportunity.
(Rd 1 - 03:16) Till blocks it by keeping his guard secure.
(Rd 1 - 02:38) Grumbles deflects a couple of punches that Till threw from below.
(Rd 1 - 02:23) We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.
(Rd 1 - 02:23) Grumbles seems to be trying to loosen the guard in an attempt to create a leglock opportunity.
(Rd 1 - 02:23) Till keeps his guard tight.
(Rd 1 - 01:50) Till drags Grumbles in to close control, then hits him with a couple of short punches.
(Rd 1 - 01:33) The lengthy period of stalemate results in the referee standing them both back up.
(Rd 1 - 01:25) Grumbles comes forward and the two fighters exchange strikes.
(Rd 1 - 01:25) Till fires off a counter jab.
(Rd 1 - 01:25) Grumbles lands a jab and then hits a body kick.
(Rd 1 - 01:06) Till confidently moves in closer, looking to throw some strikes.
(Rd 1 - 01:06) Till hits a left hand, but a big right head kick is wide of the mark.
(Rd 1 - 00:57) There's under a minute left in this round.
(Rd 1 - 00:42) Grumbles lands a left hand.
(Rd 1 - 00:42) Till throws some strikes and a kick to the body, but Grumbles avoids them all.
(Rd 1 - 00:24) Grumbles attacks with strikes.
(Rd 1 - 00:24) Till hit two counter left hands.
(Rd 1 - 00:24) A jab is wide from Grumbles, but then hits a nice straight left.
(Rd 1 - 00:04) The fighters go toe-to-toe with strikes but the flurry ends without any really damaging shots landing.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) Round one ends as time expires.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) That was a fun round to watch.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) That round goes to Grumbles, 10-9 on my card.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) Round two begins!
(Rd 2 - 04:48) They stand and trade blows but neither can land anything damaging.
(Rd 2 - 04:24) Till connects with a nice jab and then hits a spin kick to the ribs.
(Rd 2 - 03:59) Till confidently moves in closer, looking to throw some strikes.
(Rd 2 - 03:59) Grumbles looked like he was going to step in and grapple, but Till simply took the initiative first.
(Rd 2 - 03:59) Till doesn't trouble his opponent with a combination ending in a high right head kick.
(Rd 2 - 03:41) They come together and strike.
(Rd 2 - 03:41) Grumbles scores with a jab but misses a high kick. Till lands a left jab but misses with a head kick attempt.
(Rd 2 - 03:23) Grumbles forces an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 2 - 03:23) Grumbles uses a right jab, but then can't connect with a head kick.
(Rd 2 - 03:03) They come together and trade leather, but neither fighter really does any damage.
(Rd 2 - 02:36) An exchange of blows comes and goes without either fighter really landing anything significant.
(Rd 2 - 02:07) The two fighters engage.
(Rd 2 - 02:07) Till hits a jab and also scores with a stinging right high kick. Grumbles hits a jab but misses a high kick.
(Rd 2 - 01:39) Both fighters step in to strike.
(Rd 2 - 01:39) Till hits a jab and also hits a good kick to the leg. Grumbles doesn't connect with a right jab but hits a kick to the lead leg.
(Rd 2 - 01:12) A quick step-in from Grumbles means he closes the distance and clinches with Till without any significant counter strikes landing.
(Rd 2 - 00:59) We're into the final minute of the round.
(Rd 2 - 00:59) Grumbles is trying to muscle Till up against the cage.
(Rd 2 - 00:59) Grumbles achieves it, pinning Till to the cage.
(Rd 2 - 00:46) Grumbles attempts to wrestle Till to the ground.
(Rd 2 - 00:46) He gets a big takedown and he manages to get side control as a result.
(Rd 2 - 00:30) Grumbles is trying to move from side control to mount.
(Rd 2 - 00:30) Till can't stop it and gets mounted.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Round two ends as time expires.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) That was the sort of round that MMA fans love; full of action, effort and drama. Great stuff.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) I'd say that was definitely 10-9 in favour of Grumbles.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) By my scorecard, Till is going to lose this fight if it goes to the judges. He needs a finish in this final round.

(Rd 3 - 05:00) And here we go, one last round!
(Rd 3 - 04:51) They come together and strike.
(Rd 3 - 04:51) Till uses a left jab and also scores with a left kick to the body. Grumbles scores with a jab but doesn't connect with a left hand to the body.
(Rd 3 - 04:31) Till looks confident, shortening the range as he looks to strike.
(Rd 3 - 04:31) Grumbles scores with two weak, flicked left hand jabs.
(Rd 3 - 04:31) Till lands two left hands, but can't connect with a right to the body.
(Rd 3 - 04:03) There's an exchange of strikes at relatively close range, but nothing really lands.
(Rd 3 - 03:27) Both fighters meet in the center.
(Rd 3 - 03:27) Grumbles scores with a jab and also connects with a left hand. Till misses with a left jab and also can't connect on a spin kick.
(Rd 3 - 03:05) Grumbles had looked like he was angling to grapple, but couldn't take the initiative.
(Rd 3 - 03:05) Till can't hit a set-up left jab, but then hits a body kick.
(Rd 3 - 02:48) It looked like we were about to see Grumbles try and get some grappling started, but Till was more aggressive and took the initiative.
(Rd 3 - 02:48) Till connects with two left hands and then lands a low kick to the legs.
(Rd 3 - 02:27) We are now at the halfway point of the round.
(Rd 3 - 02:27) The two fighters engage.
(Rd 3 - 02:27) Till hits a jab and also scores with a spin kick to the ribs. Grumbles lands a right jab but misses with a big left hand.
(Rd 3 - 02:04) Both fighters come together and strike.
(Rd 3 - 02:04) Grumbles is off target with a right jab but hits a left cross. Till hits a jab and also scores with a left kick to the body.
(Rd 3 - 01:42) Both fighters meet in the center.
(Rd 3 - 01:42) Grumbles lands a right jab but doesn't find the mark with a left hook. Till is off-target with a jab and also can't get a kick to the body.
(Rd 3 - 01:19) Both fighters meet in the center.
(Rd 3 - 01:19) Till is off-target with a jab but lands a left kick to the ribcage. Grumbles hits a jab but misses with a head kick attempt.
(Rd 3 - 01:03) The fighters go toe-to-toe with strikes but the flurry ends without any really damaging shots landing.
(Rd 3 - 00:29) They come together and strike.
(Rd 3 - 00:29) Grumbles hits a jab and also hits a kick to the lead leg. Till hits a jab but misses with a right hook to the ribs.
(Rd 3 - 00:13) Grumbles looked like he was going to step in and grapple, but Till simply took the initiative first.
(Rd 3 - 00:13) Till lands two left hands and then scores with a leg kick.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) We reach the time limit and this fight is over.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) I'd say that was definitely 10-9 in favour of Till.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Here come the official scores.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Zander Leroy has given 29-28 to Till.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Wyatt Kruse has given 29-28 to Grumbles.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Edison Hackler gives a score of 29-28 in favour of Grumbles.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Donny Grumbles wins by split decision!
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Official Result: Donny Grumbles defeats Darren Till (Split Decision in 5:00 of round 3). The match was rated as being Great.

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