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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

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Could you edit Dunn so that he's based in the US? That'll let him fight in the US, Canada & Mexico.

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JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Done.

Erick 'Indio' Silva vs. Donny Grumbles

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) Next up, Erick 'Indio' Silva taking on Donny Grumbles.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Seth Buckman will be the referee.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The judges for this bout are: Edison Hackler, Wyatt Kruse, and Lance Weeks.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) We are underway!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) An offer to touch gloves is completely ignored by Grumbles.
(Rd 1 - 04:53) Silva lands a left hand and then scores with a right cross that landed hard.
(Rd 1 - 04:31) Grumbles times his approach perfectly and moves in to get the clinch.
(Rd 1 - 04:17) Using his wrestling skills, Grumbles is trying to push Silva up against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 04:17) Silva ends up backed against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 04:02) With the cage trapping Silva, Grumbles looks to try and take him down.
(Rd 1 - 04:02) Silva cannot stop the takedown, and has to pull half guard.
(Rd 1 - 03:42) Grumbles looks to get past the half guard.
(Rd 1 - 03:42) Silva can do nothing about the pass, and gets mounted.
(Rd 1 - 03:03) Grumbles tries to lock Silva in an arm triangle.
(Rd 1 - 03:03) The arm triangle is fully applied, Grumbles moves to the side to get extra leverage, Silva has no option but to tap out!
(Rd 1 - 02:28) By submission, the winner is Donny Grumbles!
(Rd 1 - 02:28) Official Result: Donny Grumbles defeats Erick 'Indio' Silva (Submission (Arm Triangle) in 2:32 of round 1). The match was rated as being Great.

Jub Jub vs. Han Zi

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) The co-main event is up next. Jub Jub battles Han Zi in the MMMA Welterweight division.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) This fight is for the MMMA Welterweight title.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Our referee is Dan Miragliotta.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The judges for this bout are: Chen Sze, Jinhai Yu, and Long Shiau.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Round one begins!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The fighters touch gloves.
(Rd 1 - 04:49) Jubs appeared to be going for a takedown, but Zi took the initiative first.
(Rd 1 - 04:49) Zi fails to find a home for his jab, but then hits a body kick.
(Rd 1 - 04:33) Zi lands a left hand and then lands a low kick to the legs.
(Rd 1 - 04:14) Jubs may have been setting up to shoot, but Zi aggressively took the initiative.
(Rd 1 - 04:14) Zi lands a left hand and then hits Jubs with a straight right.
(Rd 1 - 03:59) Jubs shoots in at high speed for a takedown.
(Rd 1 - 03:59) Zi cannot stop the takedown, and has to pull guard.
(Rd 1 - 03:51) Jubs looks to get past the guard.
(Rd 1 - 03:51) He passes the guard well, gaining side control.
(Rd 1 - 03:06) Jubs begins trying to get himself into mount.
(Rd 1 - 03:06) Zi doesn't let Jubs get the mount, and so he remains at side control.
(Rd 1 - 02:07) Jubs blocks an attempted sweep.
(Rd 1 - 01:54) Jubs attempts to grab a leg and kneebar Zi.
(Rd 1 - 01:54) Zi fights off the kneebar attempt.
(Rd 1 - 01:15) Jubs blocks Zi as he tries a sweep from side control.
(Rd 1 - 01:02) Jubs tries to hook a leg and put a kneebar on Zi.
(Rd 1 - 01:02) Zi defends himself well and does not give up a leg.
(Rd 1 - 00:30) Jubs blocks an attempt to pull guard.
(Rd 1 - 00:14) Jubs tries to ensnare Zi in a kneebar.
(Rd 1 - 00:14) Zi blocks it.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) Round one is brought to an end as time runs out.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) There was very little to separate them in that round, but I'll give that one 10-9 to Zi.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) We are back underway!
(Rd 2 - 04:47) Jubs looked like he was going to shoot, but Zi simply took the initiative first.
(Rd 2 - 04:47) A jab hit home from Zi and then hits a nice straight right.
(Rd 2 - 04:26) Jubs chooses to shoot in on Zi.
(Rd 2 - 04:26) Zi almost stops the takedown but is left hopping on one leg while Jubs holds the other.
(Rd 2 - 04:26) Jubs drives Zi up against the cage.
(Rd 2 - 04:10) Jubs hits a knee strike to the side of the ribs.
(Rd 2 - 03:57) Zi takes a knee strike to the inside of his own knee.
(Rd 2 - 03:49) Zi gets caught with a knee to the side of the stomach.
(Rd 2 - 03:37) Jubs attempts to use a knee strike but Zi pulls the clinch tighter.
(Rd 2 - 03:17) Zi throws a few short punches to the ribs.
(Rd 2 - 03:02) Jubs looks for a knee to the thigh, but Zi out-wrestles him and switches them around so that he is in the dominant position.
(Rd 2 - 02:42) The referee thinks there has been too little progress, and brings the two fighters back to the center.
(Rd 2 - 02:32) Jubs comes in, looking for a takedown.
(Rd 2 - 02:32) Jubs gets a single leg takedown! Zi pulls guard off it.
(Rd 2 - 02:24) We go past the halfway point of this round.
(Rd 2 - 02:24) Jubs tries to loosen the guard, possibly thinking about a leglock.
(Rd 2 - 02:24) Zi stops Jubs from applying it by keeping him tightly in guard.
(Rd 2 - 02:02) Zi throws out some punches, but Jubs leans back to avoid them.
(Rd 2 - 01:49) Jubs throws some minor strikes.
(Rd 2 - 01:30) Zi tries to lock onto an arm from the bottom of the guard.
(Rd 2 - 01:30) Jubs blocks it.
(Rd 2 - 01:08) Jubs tries to loosen the guard, possibly thinking about a leglock.
(Rd 2 - 01:08) Zi stops Jubs from applying it by keeping him tightly in guard.
(Rd 2 - 00:29) Zi tries to lock onto an arm from the bottom of the guard.
(Rd 2 - 00:29) Jubs defends it.
(Rd 2 - 00:12) Jubs hits a fast elbow strike to the head.
(Rd 2 - 00:12) Zi has a large gash above his eye from that strike.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Round two is brought to an end as time runs out.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) That has to go down as a 10-9 round to Jubs.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) That's one round each by my scorecard.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) The cut man goes to work between rounds trying to patch up Zi.

(Rd 3 - 05:00) Round three begins!
(Rd 3 - 04:49) Jubs sets up a nice takedown attempt.
(Rd 3 - 04:49) Jubs gets a single leg takedown! Zi pulls guard off it.
(Rd 3 - 04:49) Jubs has now completed three takedowns.
(Rd 3 - 04:40) Jubs pounds away on Zi, but few of the shots lands clean.
(Rd 3 - 04:25) Zi attempts to secure an arm.
(Rd 3 - 04:25) Zi cannot secure the arm.
(Rd 3 - 03:55) Jubs begins trying to pass guard and get a better position.
(Rd 3 - 03:55) He passes to side control.
(Rd 3 - 03:29) Jubs uses side control to hit a knee just above the hip.
(Rd 3 - 03:16) Jubs punches down at Zi, but they are easily taken on the gloves.
(Rd 3 - 02:48) Jubs throws a few strikes, but they are without venom.
(Rd 3 - 02:27) Jubs blocks Zi as he tries a transition to guard.
(Rd 3 - 02:11) Jubs attempts a kneebar by hooking a leg.
(Rd 3 - 02:11) Zi defends himself well and does not give up a leg.
(Rd 3 - 01:55) Jubs blocks an attempted sweep.
(Rd 3 - 01:44) Jubs tries to ensnare Zi in a kneebar.
(Rd 3 - 01:44) Zi doesn't allow the kneebar to be applied.
(Rd 3 - 01:06) Zi tries to move to guard, but Jubs doesn't allow it.
(Rd 3 - 00:55) There's under a minute left in this round.
(Rd 3 - 00:55) Jubs fires off a few punches, but they aren't thrown with any great force.
(Rd 3 - 00:27) Jubs blocks Zi as he tries a transition to guard.
(Rd 3 - 00:07) The lack of progress forces the referee to stand the fighters back up.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Round three is brought to an end as time runs out.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) That round goes to Jubs, 10-9 on my card.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) I have Jubs ahead by 2 rounds to 1.

(Rd 4 - 05:00) And here we go, round four!
(Rd 4 - 04:47) Zi moves in on Jubs, preparing to throw.
(Rd 4 - 04:47) Two jabs hit home from Zi and then scores with a lovely right head kick.
(Rd 4 - 04:34) Jubs looks unsteady on his feet as he retreats, that last blow may have rocked him!
(Rd 4 - 04:34) Zi is looking to get Jubs in a Muay Thai clinch.
(Rd 4 - 04:34) Zi can't quite get it though, and Jubs takes control of the grapple.
(Rd 4 - 04:19) Jubs tries to wrestle Zi backward and up against the cage.
(Rd 4 - 04:19) Jubs can't do it though, and Zi gets a more dominant position in the grapple instead.
(Rd 4 - 03:56) Jubs manages to wrestle his way into a dominant position in the grapple.
(Rd 4 - 03:43) Using his wrestling skills, Jubs is trying to push Zi up against the cage.
(Rd 4 - 03:43) Jubs achieves it, pinning Zi to the cage.
(Rd 4 - 03:29) Jubs tries to take Zi down.
(Rd 4 - 03:29) Jubs has the takedown, slamming Zi down.
(Rd 4 - 03:29) Zi gives up his back off the takedown.
(Rd 4 - 03:12) Jubs attempts to get a rear naked choke fully applied.
(Rd 4 - 03:12) Jubs gets the rear naked choke fully applied and Zi has to tap out!
(Rd 4 - 02:45) Jub Jub takes the victory by way of submission!
(Rd 4 - 02:45) Jub Jub wins the MMMA Welterweight title.
(Rd 4 - 02:45) Official Result: Jub Jub defeats Han Zi (Submission (Rear Naked Choke) in 2:15 of round 4). The match was rated as being Great.

FebrezeNinja
Nov 22, 2007

I just can't get away from that guy

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Update - October 2017

Goon Fighters:
Cal Ripken Jr has signed an Exclusive deal to fight with Bellator. He'll debut on the main card of Bellator 183 in December as a -1200 favorite against Pete Sell (+950).
Stan Darsh (+470) will fight Neil Magny (-590) in the main event of TWA: Magny vs. Darsh in November
At MFC 54: Times of Trouble in November, 2 goons will fight: On the prelims, Pepe Magnifique (-330) against Demi Deeds (+260) and on the main card. Chris Jericho (-490) against Michael Hill (+390)
Chael Fail has left Without Limits MMA for BJ Penn's MMA
Eric Bischoff has left Victory MMA for The Pit

General News:
World's Top 25 Welterweights: http://i.imgur.com/hEGXr7F.png

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Neil Magny vs. 'Harsh' Stan Darsh

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) It's time for the main event of the evening! Neil Magny goes head to head with 'Harsh' Stan Darsh in the TWA Welterweight division.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Refereeing this bout will be Kamari Atkins.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Our judges are: Kamari Bates, Love Scoggins, and Vernon Sessoms.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The fight begins!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The fighters touch gloves.
(Rd 1 - 04:51) Darsh steps forward and strikes.
(Rd 1 - 04:51) Magny scores with two counter jabs.
(Rd 1 - 04:51) Darsh lands a left jab, but the following kick to the body misses.
(Rd 1 - 04:30) Darsh comes forward on the attack.
(Rd 1 - 04:30) Darsh uses a left jab, but Magny avoids a big right.
(Rd 1 - 04:14) Darsh steps forward and a striking exchange begins.
(Rd 1 - 04:14) Magny hits a jab in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 04:14) Darsh throws a two-punch combo but Magny avoids both.
(Rd 1 - 03:51) Darsh steps forward and a striking exchange begins.
(Rd 1 - 03:51) Magny hits a jab in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 03:51) A jab lands from Darsh, but Magny avoids the kick to the body that it set up.
(Rd 1 - 03:40) They come together and strike but neither fighter does any damage.
(Rd 1 - 03:26) Darsh comes forward and strikes.
(Rd 1 - 03:26) Magny lands a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 03:26) Darsh can't connect with a jab, but then scores with a lovely right head kick.
(Rd 1 - 03:03) Darsh hits a left jab and then hits a spin kick to the ribs.
(Rd 1 - 02:44) Darsh forces an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 1 - 02:44) Magny hits a pair of jabs in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 02:44) Darsh hits a left hand, but Magny evades a big right to the body.
(Rd 1 - 02:24) We go past the halfway point of this round.
(Rd 1 - 02:24) Darsh initiates an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 1 - 02:24) Magny lands a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 02:24) A jab hit home from Darsh and then catches Magny with a spin kick to the body.
(Rd 1 - 02:04) Magny may have been setting up to shoot, but Darsh aggressively took the initiative.
(Rd 1 - 02:04) Darsh lands two left hands and then lands a spinning back kick to the chest.
(Rd 1 - 01:45) Darsh lands a jab and then hits a powerful body kick.
(Rd 1 - 01:22) Magny shoots in for a takedown.
(Rd 1 - 01:22) Darsh partially defends it, and ends up hopping on one foot while Magny has a hold of the other.
(Rd 1 - 01:22) Magny uses the position to drive Darsh up against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 01:07) Magny tries dirty boxing, but Darsh out-wrestles him and switches them around so that he is in the dominant position.
(Rd 1 - 00:48) Darsh tries to hit Magny with a knee to the thigh area, but Magny takes the opportunity to switch it around so that he is in control and Darsh is the one backed against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 00:28) Darsh uses his wrestling skills to prevent Magny from attacking with dirty boxing.
(Rd 1 - 00:11) A few short punches to the ribs land, as Darsh fights back.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) Round one ends as time expires.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) I'd say that was definitely 10-9 in favour of Darsh.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) And here we go, round two!
(Rd 2 - 04:45) Magny chooses to shoot in on Darsh.
(Rd 2 - 04:45) Darsh partially defends it, and ends up hopping on one foot while Magny has a hold of the other.
(Rd 2 - 04:45) Magny can't get Darsh down and so settles for pushing him up against the cage.
(Rd 2 - 04:27) Magny tries to keep Darsh up against the cage for some dirty boxing, but Darsh reverses so that he is the one in control.
(Rd 2 - 04:09) Magny gets caught with a knee to the inside of the thigh.
(Rd 2 - 04:01) Magny is controlled up against the cage and takes an elbow to the face from the clinch.
(Rd 2 - 03:50) Darsh hits a knee strike to the side of the ribs.
(Rd 2 - 03:37) Magny takes a knee strike just above the hip.
(Rd 2 - 03:25) Darsh smothers Magny against the cage, then hits him with a quick elbow strike.
(Rd 2 - 03:14) Darsh tries to use a knee from the clinch, but Magny is able to block it.
(Rd 2 - 02:57) Magny goes to the ribs, then the head, with short punches.
(Rd 2 - 02:43) Magny is trapped against the cage and Darsh punishes him with some dirty boxing.
(Rd 2 - 02:31) The referee thinks there has been too little progress, and brings the two fighters back to the center.
(Rd 2 - 02:17) Darsh steps forward and strikes.
(Rd 2 - 02:17) Magny hit two counter left hands.
(Rd 2 - 02:17) A jab lands from Darsh, but finds nothing but air with a big right.
(Rd 2 - 02:05) Darsh steps forward and a striking exchange begins.
(Rd 2 - 02:05) Magny hits a pair of jabs in the exchange.
(Rd 2 - 02:05) A jab lands from Darsh, but finds nothing but air with a big right.
(Rd 2 - 01:49) They engage in the center.
(Rd 2 - 01:49) Darsh can't hit a right cross. Magny is off target with a left jab and also is well off target with a head kick.
(Rd 2 - 01:31) The two fighters engage with strikes but neither lands anything worthwhile.
(Rd 2 - 01:01) Darsh attacks with strikes.
(Rd 2 - 01:01) Magny lands two left hands in the exchange.
(Rd 2 - 01:01) A one-two from Darsh fails to land.
(Rd 2 - 00:53) We have one minute of the round remaining.
(Rd 2 - 00:43) Darsh comes forward with an attack.
(Rd 2 - 00:43) Magny misses with a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 2 - 00:43) Darsh hits a left hand, but Magny evades a big right punch.
(Rd 2 - 00:19) Magny may have been setting up to shoot, but Darsh aggressively took the initiative.
(Rd 2 - 00:19) Darsh lands a jab and then lands a roundhouse kick to the body.
(Rd 2 - 00:01) Darsh hits a left jab and then hits a body kick.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Round two ends as time expires.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) That has to go down as a 10-9 round to Darsh.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) My scorecard now has Darsh up 2-0.

(Rd 3 - 05:00) And here we go, round three!
(Rd 3 - 04:45) Darsh forces an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 3 - 04:45) Magny hits a jab in the exchange.
(Rd 3 - 04:45) Darsh lands a left hand and then hits a nice straight right that lands hard.
(Rd 3 - 04:19) Darsh initiates an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 3 - 04:19) Magny hits two left hands on the counter.
(Rd 3 - 04:19) Darsh throws a two-punch combo but Magny avoids both.
(Rd 3 - 04:06) Darsh steps forward and a striking exchange begins.
(Rd 3 - 04:06) Magny lands a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 3 - 04:06) Darsh lands two left hands, but doesn't hit the leg kick follow-up.
(Rd 3 - 03:39) Magny chooses to shoot in on Darsh.
(Rd 3 - 03:39) Darsh almost stops the takedown but is left hopping on one leg while Magny holds the other.
(Rd 3 - 03:39) Unable to complete the takedown, Magny instead pushes Darsh up against the cage.
(Rd 3 - 03:23) Magny tries some dirty boxing, but Darsh wrestles his way out of trouble and manages to turn it around so that Magny ends up backed against the cage instead.
(Rd 3 - 03:00) Darsh smothers Magny against the cage, then hits him with a quick elbow strike.
(Rd 3 - 03:00) Magny has a gash under his eye from that strike.
(Rd 3 - 02:46) Darsh smothers Magny against the cage, then hits him with a quick elbow strike.
(Rd 3 - 02:31) With Magny bleeding, the referee pauses the fight so that the cut can be checked.
(Rd 3 - 02:31) The doctor checks the cut, but seems happy that it does not present too much of a problem.
(Rd 3 - 02:31) The fight recommences!
(Rd 3 - 02:26) We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.
(Rd 3 - 02:26) A quick exchange of strikes does not produce any damage.
(Rd 3 - 01:55) Darsh comes forward and strikes.
(Rd 3 - 01:55) Magny hits a jab in the exchange.
(Rd 3 - 01:55) Darsh hits a left jab and then hits Magny with a high right head kick.
(Rd 3 - 01:41) Darsh lands a jab and then catches Magny with a right roundhouse kick to the body.
(Rd 3 - 01:19) The two fighters engage.
(Rd 3 - 01:19) Darsh hits a jab and also hits a left roundhouse kick to the body. Magny misses a jab but hits a right hand.
(Rd 3 - 00:52) We're into the final minute of the round.
(Rd 3 - 00:52) Darsh lands a left jab, but finds nothing but air with a big right.
(Rd 3 - 00:34) Magny hits a jab, but it had no power at all behind it.
(Rd 3 - 00:34) Darsh hits a left hand, but his big right hand follow-up misses.
(Rd 3 - 00:20) There's a takedown attempt from Magny.
(Rd 3 - 00:20) The takedown is successful, Darsh pulls guard.
(Rd 3 - 00:01) Magny throws a few relatively weak right hands.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Round three is brought to an end as time runs out.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) I have to give that round to Darsh, but only a 10-9.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Magny needs to turn up the intensity, he is realistically looking at needing a finish to win this bout.

(Rd 4 - 05:00) We are back underway!
(Rd 4 - 04:47) The two fighters engage with strikes but neither can land a significant shot.
(Rd 4 - 04:25) Limping slightly, Magny is definitely starting to feel the damage to his legs.
(Rd 4 - 04:19) Darsh attacks with strikes.
(Rd 4 - 04:19) Magny misses with a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 4 - 04:19) Darsh hits a left jab and then scores with a crunching leg kick.
(Rd 4 - 03:58) Magny appeared to be going for a takedown, but Darsh took the initiative first.
(Rd 4 - 03:58) Darsh lands a left hand and then catches Magny with a beautiful right kick to the head.
(Rd 4 - 03:50) Magny is limping noticeably.
(Rd 4 - 03:41) Darsh steps forward and strikes.
(Rd 4 - 03:41) Magny throws a counter jab but misses.
(Rd 4 - 03:41) Darsh lands a left hand and then hits Magny with a body kick.
(Rd 4 - 03:31) Magny has an obvious limp as he circles.
(Rd 4 - 03:25) Darsh forces an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 4 - 03:25) Magny misses with a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 4 - 03:25) A jab hit home from Darsh and then hits Magny with a powerful leg kick.
(Rd 4 - 03:10) A quick exchange of strikes does not produce any damage.
(Rd 4 - 02:38) An exchange of strikes happens right in the center of the cage, but nothing comes of it.
(Rd 4 - 02:01) Both fighters come together and strike.
(Rd 4 - 02:01) Darsh hits a left jab and also lands a left kick to the ribcage. Magny is off-target with a jab and also doesn't connect with a right hand.
(Rd 4 - 01:50) Magny limps pretty heavily as he circles around.
(Rd 4 - 01:40) Darsh forces an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 4 - 01:40) Magny misses with a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 4 - 01:40) A jab hit home from Darsh and then scores with a big spinning back kick to the body.
(Rd 4 - 01:21) They come together and trade leather, but neither fighter really does any damage.
(Rd 4 - 00:59) We have one minute of the round remaining.
(Rd 4 - 00:54) They exchange a few strikes but nothing significant lands.
(Rd 4 - 00:38) Limping heavily, Magny is struggling to move around.
(Rd 4 - 00:24) Both fighters step in to strike.
(Rd 4 - 00:24) Darsh uses a left jab and also scores with a right hook. Magny hits a left jab but doesn't find the mark with a right hook.
(Rd 4 - 00:00) Time expires and we come to the end of round four.
(Rd 4 - 00:00) Good effort there, that was a very exciting round to watch. More please!
(Rd 4 - 00:00) I have to give that round to Darsh, but only a 10-9.
(Rd 4 - 00:00) By my scorecard, Magny is going to lose this fight if it goes to the judges. He needs a finish in this final round.

(Rd 5 - 05:00) There's the bell and the final round begins!
(Rd 5 - 04:47) Magny appeared to be going for a takedown, but Darsh took the initiative first.
(Rd 5 - 04:47) Darsh connects with a nice jab and then scores with a murderous right roundhouse kick to the ribs!
(Rd 5 - 04:47) Magny collapses in agony, he can't continue!
(Rd 5 - 04:38) 'Harsh' Stan Darsh takes the win by TKO!
(Rd 5 - 04:38) Official Result: 'Harsh' Stan Darsh defeats Neil Magny (TKO in 0:22 of round 5). The match was rated as being Great.

Underdog rear end-whooping :dukedog:

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Yay Pepe gets another fight after that last loss.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

JoeRules posted:

(Rd 3 - 00:00) Post-Fight Interview: Fail says that Marty McFly is next, if he has the guts to accept a fight isn't yellow.

you hurt your shoulder the last time we were booked to fight, coward. gonna do it again to spare yourself humiliation at the hands of Marty McFly, huh?

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Demi Deeds vs. Pepe Magnifique

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) We open the prelims with Demi Deeds battling Pepe Magnifique.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Kevin Mulhall is the referee for this fight.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Our judges at ropesside are: Aveneil Domine, Burdett Colbert, and Karlis Macon.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The fight begins!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) They start with a touch of gloves.
(Rd 1 - 04:50) They stand and trade blows but neither can land anything damaging.
(Rd 1 - 04:26) Stalking forward, Pepe backs Deeds up toward the corner.
(Rd 1 - 04:26) Pepe initiates an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 1 - 04:26) Deeds misses with a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 04:26) A jab hit home from Pepe and then lands a low kick to the legs.
(Rd 1 - 04:11) Pepe stalks Deeds back toward the corner of the ring.
(Rd 1 - 04:11) Pepe comes forward on the attack.
(Rd 1 - 04:11) Deeds misses with a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 04:11) Pepe connects with a nice jab and then lands a low kick to the legs.
(Rd 1 - 03:57) Pepe connects with a nice jab and then lands a big right hand.
(Rd 1 - 03:43) Deeds aggressively moves in and grapples with Pepe, but took several quick punches for his trouble.
(Rd 1 - 03:32) Deeds is trying to muscle Pepe up against the ropes.
(Rd 1 - 03:32) Pepe ends up backed against the ropes.
(Rd 1 - 03:18) Deeds looks for a trip takedown.
(Rd 1 - 03:18) It's unsuccessful, Pepe maintained a good solid base.
(Rd 1 - 03:06) Deeds looks for a trip takedown.
(Rd 1 - 03:06) He has the takedown! Pepe pulls guard.
(Rd 1 - 02:48) Deeds throws a few strikes, but is clearly slowing things down so that he can think.
(Rd 1 - 02:18) Deeds smothers Pepe with his body by pushing forward and down.
(Rd 1 - 01:49) Not giving his opponent any room to work, Deeds keeps close body-to-body contact while throwing short strikes to the head and body.
(Rd 1 - 01:35) Pepe tries to ensnare an arm.
(Rd 1 - 01:35) Deeds fends off Pepe, and doesn't give up an arm.
(Rd 1 - 01:04) Deeds throws several small strikes at Pepe, always keeping close body-to-body contact so that he has no space to work with.
(Rd 1 - 00:47) Pepe uses his legs to push Deeds back, and tries to scramble for position.
(Rd 1 - 00:47) Deeds seizes the opportunity, Pepe was too slow and gets caught in side control.
(Rd 1 - 00:30) Deeds throws a few strikes, but is clearly slowing things down so that he can catch his breath.
(Rd 1 - 00:09) Pepe tries to pull guard on Deeds but doesn't get anywhere with the attempt.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) Time expires and we come to the end of round one.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) That was a very close round, but I think Deeds just about edged it.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) Round two begins!
(Rd 2 - 04:46) Pepe confidently comes in closer.
(Rd 2 - 04:46) Deeds appeared to be going to try and get in close, but Pepe took the initiative first.
(Rd 2 - 04:46) A jab hit home from Pepe and then scores with a massive right head kick!
(Rd 2 - 04:46) Deeds is knocked down!
(Rd 2 - 04:39) Pepe quickly pounces, looking to rain down punches on the stunned Deeds!
(Rd 2 - 04:39) Pepe unloads with big right hands, landing several that clearly hurt Deeds.
(Rd 2 - 04:27) Pepe throws a few right hands, but is mainly trying to catch his breath.
(Rd 2 - 04:11) Deeds tries to pull guard on Pepe but doesn't get anywhere with the attempt.
(Rd 2 - 03:58) Pepe fires off a handful of punches, each easily being blocked with gloves.
(Rd 2 - 03:39) In side control, Pepe throws a couple of punches designed to keep Deeds guessing.
(Rd 2 - 03:18) Deeds brings his legs in to trap Pepe in half guard.
(Rd 2 - 03:03) Pepe throws a few right hands to the body.
(Rd 2 - 02:46) Pepe starts trying to work to get out of half guard and into a better position.
(Rd 2 - 02:46) Deeds tries to counter the pass attempt, and they find themselves scrambling for position.
(Rd 2 - 02:33) Deeds manages to come out on top, with Pepe pulling half guard.
(Rd 2 - 02:13) Deeds punches down at Pepe, but they are easily taken on the gloves.
(Rd 2 - 01:57) Deeds blocks an attempted sweep.
(Rd 2 - 01:29) Deeds throws a few right hands to the body.
(Rd 2 - 01:11) Pepe tries to transition to full guard, but can't manage it.
(Rd 2 - 00:57) There's under a minute left in this round.
(Rd 2 - 00:57) Deeds fires off a handful of punches, each easily being blocked with gloves.
(Rd 2 - 00:32) Deeds unloads with some right hands, but Pepe deals with them comfortably.
(Rd 2 - 00:19) Pepe tries to sweep Deeds but can't do it.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) The time runs out on round two.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) I have to give that round to Pepe, but only a 10-9.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) According to my scorecard, that leaves the fighters dead even with just one round remaining.

(Rd 3 - 05:00) It's the final round and we are back underway!
(Rd 3 - 04:51) Pepe stalks Deeds, forcing him back into the corner.
(Rd 3 - 04:51) Pepe comes forward and the two fighters start trading blows.
(Rd 3 - 04:51) Deeds lands a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 3 - 04:51) Pepe lands two left hands and then scores with a high-impact right roundhouse kick to the ribs.
(Rd 3 - 04:28) Pepe cooly stalks Deeds so that he is trapped in the corner.
(Rd 3 - 04:28) Pepe comes forward and the two fighters start trading blows.
(Rd 3 - 04:28) Deeds misses with a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 3 - 04:28) Pepe lands a jab and then hits Deeds with a high right head kick.
(Rd 3 - 04:03) Pepe stalks Deeds back toward the corner of the ring.
(Rd 3 - 04:03) Pepe steps forward and strikes.
(Rd 3 - 04:03) Deeds tries to hit a jab, but misses.
(Rd 3 - 04:03) Pepe lands a left hand and then scores with a right roundhouse kick to the ribs.
(Rd 3 - 03:47) Pepe stalks Deeds, forcing him back into the corner.
(Rd 3 - 03:47) Pepe steps forward and a striking exchange begins.
(Rd 3 - 03:47) Deeds throws a counter left but doesn't connect.
(Rd 3 - 03:47) Pepe lands a jab and then hits Deeds with a beautiful right uppercut!
(Rd 3 - 03:47) It's a knock out! Deeds is down and out!
(Rd 3 - 03:41) The winner, by knock out; Pepe Magnifique!
(Rd 3 - 03:41) Official Result: Pepe Magnifique defeats Demi Deeds (Knock Out (Punch) in 1:19 of round 3). The match was rated as being Good.

Michael Hill vs. Chris 'Y2J' Jericho

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) Next up, Michael Hill facing Chris 'Y2J' Jericho.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Mario Yamasaki will be the referee.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Our ropesside judges are: Karlis Macon, Roselle Arsenault, and Maxence Durbin.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Round one begins!
(Rd 1 - 04:45) Hill lands a left jab, but a big right head kick is wide of the mark.
(Rd 1 - 04:15) Hill comes in looking to strike.
(Rd 1 - 04:15) Y2J scores with a weak, flicked left hand jab.
(Rd 1 - 04:15) Hill uses a left jab, but Y2J evades a big right punch.
(Rd 1 - 04:00) Hill connects with a jab, but misses when he attempts a big head kick to follow.
(Rd 1 - 03:34) Y2J shoots in, looking for a takedown.
(Rd 1 - 03:34) He has the takedown! Hill pulls guard.
(Rd 1 - 03:23) Y2J pounds away with rights but fails to land any significant blows.
(Rd 1 - 03:07) Hill tries to pull Y2J in close and pepper him with short strikes, but can't.
(Rd 1 - 02:55) Y2J tries to break the guard of Hill, perhaps looking for a leglock opportunity.
(Rd 1 - 02:55) Hill defends himself well by keeping the guard tight.
(Rd 1 - 02:29) Hill throws out some punches, but Y2J leans back to avoid them.
(Rd 1 - 02:09) Perhaps looking to create space for a leglock, Y2J tries to break the guard apart.
(Rd 1 - 02:09) Hill keeps his guard tight.
(Rd 1 - 01:32) Hill tries to pull Y2J in close and pepper him with short strikes, but can't.
(Rd 1 - 01:17) Y2J tries to break the guard of Hill, perhaps looking for a leglock opportunity.
(Rd 1 - 01:17) Hill stops Y2J from applying it by keeping him tightly in guard.
(Rd 1 - 00:38) Hill throws out some punches, but Y2J leans back to avoid them.
(Rd 1 - 00:27) Y2J throws a few right hands as he takes a moment to plan ahead.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) The time runs out on round one.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) That round certainly got the fans going.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) There was very little to separate them in that round, but I'll give that one 10-9 to Hill.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) Round two begins!
(Rd 2 - 04:55) It looked like we were about to see a shot from Y2J, but Hill was more aggressive and took the initiative.
(Rd 2 - 04:55) Hill fails to find a home for his jab, but then catches Y2J with a low kick to the front leg.
(Rd 2 - 04:37) It looked like we were about to see a shot from Y2J, but Hill was more aggressive and took the initiative.
(Rd 2 - 04:37) Hill connects with a nice jab and then hits Y2J with a straight right.
(Rd 2 - 04:19) Y2J lands a left hand.
(Rd 2 - 04:19) Two jabs hit home from Hill and then lands a right hand to the body.
(Rd 2 - 03:56) Hill closes in on Y2J, looking to unleash some strikes.
(Rd 2 - 03:56) Hill connects with a jab, but Y2J avoids a big right.
(Rd 2 - 03:41) Hill moves in closer, looking to open up and attack.
(Rd 2 - 03:41) A jab lands from Hill, but then can't connect with a head kick.
(Rd 2 - 03:16) A jab lands from Hill, but his big right hand follow-up misses.
(Rd 2 - 02:58) Y2J comes in, looking for a takedown.
(Rd 2 - 02:58) Hill partially defends it, and ends up hopping on one foot while Y2J has a hold of the other.
(Rd 2 - 02:58) Y2J uses the position to drive Hill up against the ropes.
(Rd 2 - 02:44) Y2J attempts to wrestle Hill to the ground.
(Rd 2 - 02:44) Hill cannot stop the takedown, and gives up side control.
(Rd 2 - 02:30) We move into the second half of this round.
(Rd 2 - 02:30) Stuck under side control, Hill takes a knee to the ribs.
(Rd 2 - 02:18) Y2J tries to ensnare Hill in a kneebar.
(Rd 2 - 02:18) Hill doesn't allow the kneebar to be applied.
(Rd 2 - 01:40) Y2J blocks Hill as he tries a sweep from side control.
(Rd 2 - 01:16) Y2J attempts to armbar Hill from side control.
(Rd 2 - 01:16) Y2J gets an armbar fully applied!
(Rd 2 - 01:16) Shockingly, Y2J loses it! Hill pops his arm free, and has somehow survived!
(Rd 2 - 01:16) Hill fails to capitalise however, getting trapped back in side control almost immediately.
(Rd 2 - 00:37) Hill tries to sweep Y2J but can't do it.
(Rd 2 - 00:16) Stuck under side control, Hill takes a hard knee to the ribs!
(Rd 2 - 00:00) The time runs out on round two.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) I have to give that round to Y2J, but only a 10-9.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) It looks like whoever can win this final round should also win the fight.

(Rd 3 - 05:00) Our last round, round three, begins!
(Rd 3 - 04:47) Y2J shoots in for a takedown.
(Rd 3 - 04:47) Y2J gets a single leg takedown! Hill pulls guard off it.
(Rd 3 - 04:37) Y2J tries to pound on Hill, but none of the blows land with any degree of power.
(Rd 3 - 04:17) Hill throws out some punches, but Y2J leans back to avoid them.
(Rd 3 - 04:02) Y2J unloads with some right hands, but Hill deals with them comfortably.
(Rd 3 - 03:46) Hill throws out some punches, but Y2J leans back to avoid them.
(Rd 3 - 03:26) Perhaps looking to create space for a leglock, Y2J tries to break the guard apart.
(Rd 3 - 03:26) Hill blocks it by keeping his guard secure.
(Rd 3 - 02:48) Y2J gets pulled in tight, and takes a couple of short, sharp punches to the side of the face.
(Rd 3 - 02:33) Y2J seems to be trying to loosen the guard in an attempt to create a leglock opportunity.
(Rd 3 - 02:33) Hill maintains a tight, secure guard.
(Rd 3 - 02:03) Hill tries to pull Y2J in close and pepper him with short strikes, but can't.
(Rd 3 - 01:48) Y2J tries to push apart the guard, maybe thinking of trying to isolate a leg.
(Rd 3 - 01:48) Hill keeps his guard tight.
(Rd 3 - 01:18) Hill tries to catch Y2J with a punch, but it is not on target.
(Rd 3 - 01:03) Perhaps looking to create space for a leglock, Y2J tries to break the guard apart.
(Rd 3 - 01:03) Hill keeps his guard tight.
(Rd 3 - 00:24) Hill tries to catch Y2J with a punch, but it is not on target.
(Rd 3 - 00:10) Y2J throws some minor strikes.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) The fight comes to an end as the time limit expires.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) I'd say that was definitely 10-9 in favour of Y2J.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) The judges' scores are now being announced.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Karlis Macon gives a score of 30-27 in favour of Y2J.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Maxence Durbin has scored it 29-28 Hill.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Roselle Arsenault: 29-28 Y2J.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) The winner, by split decision, is Chris 'Y2J' Jericho!
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Official Result: Chris 'Y2J' Jericho defeats Michael Hill (Split Decision in 5:00 of round 3). The match was rated as being Good.

saffi faildotter
Mar 2, 2007

Donny Grumbles only touches gloves with good fighters, not suckers who tap in the first round. Good on you, Donny.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Yo Maxence what the gently caress?

Sidenote: is there a reason people keep breaking out of the armbars of an armbar master? Seems like that shouldn't be the case.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Update - November 2017

Goon Fighters:
GIORNO Toriyama won a small local fight
TWA has closed, ending contracts of Stan Darsh, Marty McFly, and Chael Fail
Donny Grumbles left Millenia MMA for Reign MMA
Jub Jub left the ALIVE team

General News:
Several of the fake feds I opened up are closing due to lack of money - expect turnover in the next 3-4 months.

edit: Armbar master means both a) he's good at it, but also b) he goes for it a lot. So there's a bit of less-than-perfect application, and his opponent knows to train for it. Also, Michael Hill is a quality fighter and is rather good at submission D.

JoeRules fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Jul 1, 2015

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Marty McFly wishes to follow Chael Fail to whatever promotion he goes to in order to prove he's not a chicken

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Andore will never fight, until 30 years from now so he can claim to have gone 30 years without losing a professional bout.

By which I mean a real fight, not local whatever.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
I can move him to another region if you'd like :shrug:

Cal Ripken Jr vs. Pete 'Drago' Sell

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) Another match is about to begin; Cal Ripken Jr squaring off with Pete 'Drago' Sell.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The referee is Finlay Lockett.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Our judges at cageside are: Lance Weeks, Edison Hackler, and Wyatt Kruse.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) There's the opening bell!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) They touch gloves.
(Rd 1 - 04:50) Ripken steps forward and strikes.
(Rd 1 - 04:50) Sell lands a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 04:50) Two left hands land from Ripken, but Sell evades a big right punch.
(Rd 1 - 04:34) A quick exchange of strikes doesn't lead to anything.
(Rd 1 - 04:02) They come together and trade leather, but neither fighter really does any damage.
(Rd 1 - 03:48) Ripken clinches with Sell, who landed a few minor strikes on the way in.
(Rd 1 - 03:28) With control of the clinch, Ripken tries to complete a takedown.
(Rd 1 - 03:28) The takedown is completed, Sell is on his back and pulls guard.
(Rd 1 - 03:13) Ripken attempts to pass guard.
(Rd 1 - 03:13) Advancing his position, he passes to half guard.
(Rd 1 - 02:40) In half guard, Ripken throws a couple of punches designed to keep Sell guessing.
(Rd 1 - 02:18) Sell tries a sweep from the bottom of half guard, but doesn't budge Ripken.
(Rd 1 - 01:49) Ripken punches down at Sell, but they are easily taken on the gloves.
(Rd 1 - 01:30) Sell looks ready to try and scramble, but Ripken is quick to move to prevent that.
(Rd 1 - 01:15) The lengthy period of stalemate results in the referee standing them both back up.
(Rd 1 - 01:07) An exchange of strikes sees both fighters fail to land anything significant.
(Rd 1 - 00:56) We have one minute of the round remaining.
(Rd 1 - 00:51) Ripken steps forward and a striking exchange begins.
(Rd 1 - 00:51) Sell tries to hit a jab, but misses.
(Rd 1 - 00:51) Ripken lands two jabs and then scores with a leg kick.
(Rd 1 - 00:22) The two combatants meet in the center and start to strike.
(Rd 1 - 00:22) Ripken doesn't connect with a left jab but scores a glancing blow with a right head kick. Sell lands a left jab and also hits a right hand.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) Time expires and we come to the end of round one.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) That has to go down as a 10-9 round to Ripken.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) We are back underway!
(Rd 2 - 04:46) Ripken clinches with Sell, who landed a few minor strikes on the way in.
(Rd 2 - 04:35) Ripken tries to get Sell into a Muay Thai clinch.
(Rd 2 - 04:35) Ripken manages it, and now controls Sell by the back of the head.
(Rd 2 - 04:16) From the Muay Thai clinch, Sell eats a big elbow.
(Rd 2 - 04:10) Ripken tries a knee strike but doesn't connect, but Sell isn't able to get free of the clinch either.
(Rd 2 - 03:49) Using the clinch, Ripken blasts Sell with a sternum-crunching knee to the chest.
(Rd 2 - 03:30) Sell blocks a knee strike, but cannot get free of the Muay Thai clinch.
(Rd 2 - 03:01) Ripken rocks Sell with a vicious elbow.
(Rd 2 - 02:49) Ripken tries a knee strike but doesn't connect, but Sell isn't able to get free of the clinch either.
(Rd 2 - 02:12) Sell is released from the clinch, Ripken looks to change tactics.
(Rd 2 - 01:48) Ripken steps forward and strikes.
(Rd 2 - 01:48) Sell manages a counter jab.
(Rd 2 - 01:48) Ripken connects with a jab, but his big right hand follow-up misses.
(Rd 2 - 01:44) Ripken clinches; he is breathing hard and may need a moment to recover.
(Rd 2 - 01:44) Ripken is trying to lock Sell into a Muay Thai clinch.
(Rd 2 - 01:44) Ripken can't get it though, and Sell is able to get free.
(Rd 2 - 01:16) The two fighters engage with strikes but neither lands anything worthwhile.
(Rd 2 - 00:58) We have one minute of the round remaining.
(Rd 2 - 00:58) Sell comes in looking to strike.
(Rd 2 - 00:58) A one-two from Sell fails to land.
(Rd 2 - 00:42) The fighters go toe-to-toe with strikes but the flurry ends without any really damaging shots landing.
(Rd 2 - 00:17) Ripken initiates an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 2 - 00:17) Sell throws a counter left but doesn't connect.
(Rd 2 - 00:17) Ripken hits a left jab and then catches Sell with a beautiful right kick to the head.
(Rd 2 - 00:08) As he backs off it becomes clear that Sell is on rubbery legs, that last shot rocked him!
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Round two is brought to an end as time runs out.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) That was a good round, full of action, hopefully we've got more of the same to come.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) I have to give that round to Ripken, but only a 10-9.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Even if he can take this final round, I can't see Sell winning on the judges' scorecards. He needs a finish.

(Rd 3 - 05:00) And here we go, one last round!
(Rd 3 - 04:55) Ripken comes forward on the attack.
(Rd 3 - 04:55) Sell throws a counter left but doesn't connect.
(Rd 3 - 04:55) Ripken lands a jab and then catches Sell with a low kick to the front leg.
(Rd 3 - 04:36) The two fighters engage.
(Rd 3 - 04:36) Sell is off-target with a jab but lands a nice right hook. Ripken scores with a jab and also scores with a left kick to the body.
(Rd 3 - 04:14) Ripken hits a tentative left hand.
(Rd 3 - 04:14) Sell throws a one-two, but Ripken was equal to it.
(Rd 3 - 03:47) Ripken comes forward and the two fighters exchange strikes.
(Rd 3 - 03:47) Sell fires off a counter jab but doesn't connect.
(Rd 3 - 03:47) Ripken hits a left jab and then hits Sell with a beauty of a straight right.
(Rd 3 - 03:31) A quick step-in from Ripken means he closes the distance and clinches with Sell without any significant counter strikes landing.
(Rd 3 - 03:11) Ripken looks for a trip takedown.
(Rd 3 - 03:11) The takedown is completed, Sell is left turtled up on his hands and knees, Ripken on top of him.
(Rd 3 - 02:57) Ripken pounds away on Sell but doesn't do much damage.
(Rd 3 - 02:45) Ripken fires away with punches, and Sell is stung by several big shots.
(Rd 3 - 02:30) We are now at the halfway point of the round.
(Rd 3 - 02:30) Ripken pounds away with rights but fails to land any significant blows.
(Rd 3 - 02:19) Sell takes the opportunity to stand up, albeit under back control.
(Rd 3 - 02:10) Controlling Sell from behind, Ripken tries to complete a takedown.
(Rd 3 - 02:10) Sell finds himself unable to do anything at all, Ripken takes him down with impressive ease.
(Rd 3 - 01:52) Sell twists and turns as soon as he lands, trying to squirm free - Ripken can't maintain his grip and a scramble starts!
(Rd 3 - 01:52) As the scramble begins, Ripken sees that Sell has left a leg in, and quickly tries to seize it.
(Rd 3 - 01:52) Ripken doesn't get the leg and ends up being on his back pulling guard.
(Rd 3 - 01:27) In guard, Sell is content just to throw a couple of punches to the body.
(Rd 3 - 01:02) Ripken drags Sell in to close control, then hits him with a couple of short punches.
(Rd 3 - 00:42) Sell fires off a handful of punches, each easily being blocked with gloves.
(Rd 3 - 00:15) Ripken tries to ensnare an arm.
(Rd 3 - 00:15) Sell doesn't let his arm get taken.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) The fight comes to an end as the time limit expires.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) I think Ripken took that round, 10-9 on my score card.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) The official scores are being reported now.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) All three judges have given 30-27.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Cal Ripken Jr wins by unanimous decision!
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Official Result: Cal Ripken Jr defeats Pete 'Drago' Sell (Unanimous Decision in 5:00 of round 3). The match was rated as being Good.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


JoeRules posted:

I can move him to another region if you'd like :shrug:

Nah, it'll just make his rise to the top of the UFC the Bellator prelims all the more satisfying.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
All of our guys really are solid, so given the opportunity to build momentum they should all make it fairly far. except for the ones who have been fated to die young :emo:

Update - December 2017

Goon Fighters:
At PGGP3: Vendetta in January, Stan Darsh (+240) will fight Marty McFly (-310) in the main event, and Chael Fail (-1200) will fight Lonnie Henshaw (+950) on the main card
Han Zi (-1200) will fight Shigeko Tamashiro (+950) on the main card at MMMA Wasteland in January
Jimmy Riley (-700) will fight Micah Miller (+550) on the prelims at ACF Unleashed in February
GIORNO Toriyama left team RASCAL for the Yoshida Dojo
Red Roo won a small local fight
Jub Jub is training at the Cobra Kai Dojo

General News:
Takanori Gomi was the Fighter of the Year, for wins over Benson Henderson and Eddie Alvarez

SAMB0
Jul 9, 2004

Space Bear.
Destroyer of Worlds.
Boyyyy is Cal pretty pretty good! This is awesome.. I tried the demo and had absolutely zero idea what I was doing.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Han Zi vs. Shigeko Tamashiro

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) Moving on, Han Zi competing against Shigeko Tamashiro.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Our referee is Leon Roberts.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The judges are: Shining Hoo, Agui Jetjirawat, and Aakash Chaudhuri.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) And here we go!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) We start with a touch of gloves.
(Rd 1 - 04:48) Tamashiro lands a left jab, but then can't connect with a head kick.
(Rd 1 - 04:22) The two fighters engage.
(Rd 1 - 04:22) Zi scores with a jab and also hits a right head kick. Tamashiro hits a left jab but doesn't connect with a right hand.
(Rd 1 - 03:57) They come together and strike.
(Rd 1 - 03:57) Zi hits a good right hand. Tamashiro doesn't connect with a brace of jabs and also doesn't connect with a low kick.
(Rd 1 - 03:27) Both fighters move in and engage.
(Rd 1 - 03:27) Zi hits a good right hand. Tamashiro misses with a pair of jabs and also can't get a kick to the body.
(Rd 1 - 03:16) Tamashiro is on wobbly legs, he almost fell over as he attempted to back off!
(Rd 1 - 03:16) Zi is looking to get Tamashiro in a Muay Thai clinch.
(Rd 1 - 03:16) Zi achieves it, Tamashiro could not fight out of it.
(Rd 1 - 03:00) From the clinch, Tamashiro gets caught with a massive knee to the chest.
(Rd 1 - 02:49) Tamashiro tries to wrestle free of the Muay Thai clinch, but cannot.
(Rd 1 - 02:16) From the Muay Thai clinch, Tamashiro eats a big elbow.
(Rd 1 - 02:16) That strike has opened up a noticeable gash above the hairline of Tamashiro.
(Rd 1 - 02:07) Zi tries a knee strike but doesn't connect, but Tamashiro isn't able to get free of the clinch either.
(Rd 1 - 01:39) Zi misses a knee strike, but maintains his control of the clinch.
(Rd 1 - 01:13) Zi rocks Tamashiro with a vicious elbow.
(Rd 1 - 00:58) Zi tries a knee strike but doesn't connect, but Tamashiro isn't able to get free of the clinch either.
(Rd 1 - 00:21) Tamashiro is released from the Muay Thai clinch, Zi has apparently decided to change tactics.
(Rd 1 - 00:06) Zi attacks with strikes.
(Rd 1 - 00:06) Tamashiro throws a counter jab but misses.
(Rd 1 - 00:06) Zi hits a left hand, but Tamashiro evades a big right punch.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) The time runs out on round one.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) I think Zi took that round, 10-9 on my score card.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) In between rounds, the cut man tries to stop the bleeding of Tamashiro.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) There's the bell and round number two begins!
(Rd 2 - 04:51) Zi comes forward with an attack.
(Rd 2 - 04:51) Tamashiro manages a counter jab.
(Rd 2 - 04:51) Zi lands a jab and then scores with a right cross that landed hard.
(Rd 2 - 04:33) Zi comes forward and strikes.
(Rd 2 - 04:33) Tamashiro throws a counter left but doesn't connect.
(Rd 2 - 04:33) Zi lands a left hand and then catches Tamashiro with a spin kick to the body.
(Rd 2 - 04:12) A quick exchange of strikes doesn't lead to anything.
(Rd 2 - 03:53) The two fighters engage.
(Rd 2 - 03:53) Zi scores with a jab and also nails a right cross. Tamashiro misses with a pair of jabs and also is well off target with a head kick.
(Rd 2 - 03:22) Zi initiates an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 2 - 03:22) Tamashiro tries to hit a jab, but misses.
(Rd 2 - 03:22) Zi hits a left jab and then scores with a lovely right head kick.
(Rd 2 - 03:15) Tamashiro backs off but does not look at all steady on his feet, he has clearly been rocked by that last blow!
(Rd 2 - 03:15) Zi smashes Tamashiro with a big right head kick! Down he goes!
(Rd 2 - 03:04) Zi knows that this is a golden opportunity, and quickly pounces on Tamashiro, looking to finish him off by raining down punches!
(Rd 2 - 03:04) Zi pounds away on Tamashiro, landing several great shots that rock him!
(Rd 2 - 03:04) The referee is forced to jump in and stop the fight!
(Rd 2 - 02:50) The winner, by TKO; Han Zi!
(Rd 2 - 02:50) Official Result: Han Zi defeats Shigeko Tamashiro (TKO (Strikes) in 2:10 of round 2). The match was rated as being Good.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Update - January 2018

Goon Fighters:
Donny Grumbles (-530) will fight Nicholas Musoke (+420) on the main card at UFC 236: Overeem vs. Barnett in March
Cal Ripken Jr (-510) will fight Josh Neer (+400) on the main card at Bellator 189 in March
PGGP has closed, ending the contracts of Stan Darsh, Marty McFly, and Chael Fail
Red Roo won a small local fight

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Does carter have an Adidas return commercial yet?

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
will Marty McFly ever get his hands on Chael Fail? find out next time in the newest failed promotion

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Y2J gets another chance to armbar Michael Hill - MFC's booked a rematch.

and I mentioned a bunch of companies are going to go under - I added several around the world, and this sim is kinda already packed to the brim, so it figured that several would crash. The benefit is getting exposure, so don't shed tears that a garage-level fed went belly-up - any legit matches should help winner and loser climb their way to the top

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Jimmy Riley vs. Micah 'The Maverick' Miller

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) The preliminary fights start with Jimmy Riley vs. Micah 'The Maverick' Miller.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Dan Miragliotta is the referee for this fight.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The judges for this bout are: Deocaro Mendiola, Hernan Vazquez, and Mariário Delapaz.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) We are underway!
(Rd 1 - 04:55) Riley initiates an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 1 - 04:55) Miller manages a counter jab.
(Rd 1 - 04:55) Riley lands a right hand and then scores with a lovely left head kick.
(Rd 1 - 04:35) Riley comes forward with an attack.
(Rd 1 - 04:35) Miller throws a counter jab but misses.
(Rd 1 - 04:35) Riley lands a right jab, but the following leg kick misses.
(Rd 1 - 04:13) An exchange of blows comes and goes without either fighter really landing anything significant.
(Rd 1 - 03:46) The two fighters engage with strikes but neither can land a significant shot.
(Rd 1 - 03:12) Riley initiates an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 1 - 03:12) Miller throws a counter jab but misses.
(Rd 1 - 03:12) Riley lands two right hands, but Miller dodges a big left head kick follow-up.
(Rd 1 - 02:49) Miller lands a weak, tentative jab.
(Rd 1 - 02:49) Riley connects with a nice jab and then scores with a fantastic left cross!
(Rd 1 - 02:49) Miller hits the floor, he has been knocked out!
(Rd 1 - 02:41) Jimmy Riley takes the victory by way of knock out!
(Rd 1 - 02:41) Post-Fight Interview: Riley says that Alan Jouban is next, if he has the guts to accept a fight.
(Rd 1 - 02:41) Official Result: Jimmy Riley defeats Micah 'The Maverick' Miller (Knock Out (Punch) in 2:19 of round 1). The match was rated as being Great.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Pepe Magnifique vs. Chris 'C-Murder' Cope

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) Next up, Pepe Magnifique against Chris 'C-Murder' Cope.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The referee is Mario Yamasaki.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Our ropesside judges are: Maxence Durbin, Burdett Colbert, and Karlis Macon.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Round one begins!
(Rd 1 - 04:46) Pepe forces an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 1 - 04:46) Cope manages a counter jab.
(Rd 1 - 04:46) Pepe fails to find a home for his jab, but then scores with a right cross that landed hard.
(Rd 1 - 04:24) Pepe comes forward on the attack.
(Rd 1 - 04:24) Cope tries to hit a jab, but misses.
(Rd 1 - 04:24) Pepe lands a jab and then lands a right hand.
(Rd 1 - 04:05) Pepe comes forward and the two fighters exchange strikes.
(Rd 1 - 04:05) Cope fires off a counter jab but doesn't connect.
(Rd 1 - 04:05) A jab hit home from Pepe and then catches Cope with a low kick to the front leg.
(Rd 1 - 03:40) Pepe attacks with strikes.
(Rd 1 - 03:40) Cope throws a counter left but doesn't connect.
(Rd 1 - 03:40) A jab is wide from Pepe, but then hits Cope with a body kick.
(Rd 1 - 03:19) The fighters go toe-to-toe with strikes but the flurry ends without any really damaging shots landing.
(Rd 1 - 02:54) Pepe lands two left hands and then hits Cope with a straight right.
(Rd 1 - 02:35) Pepe attacks with strikes.
(Rd 1 - 02:35) Cope throws a counter jab but misses.
(Rd 1 - 02:35) Two jabs hit home from Pepe and then lands a right hand.
(Rd 1 - 02:26) We go past the halfway point of this round.
(Rd 1 - 02:19) Cope may have been aiming to get in close, but Pepe aggressively took the initiative.
(Rd 1 - 02:19) Pepe lands a left hand and then catches Cope with a stunning right hook!
(Rd 1 - 02:19) Cope is knocked down by that shot!
(Rd 1 - 02:12) Pepe quickly pounces, looking to rain down punches on the stunned Cope!
(Rd 1 - 02:12) Pepe unloads with big right hands, but Cope is able to deal with most of them.
(Rd 1 - 01:58) Pepe tries to lock Cope into an arm triangle.
(Rd 1 - 01:58) Cope defends himself well and is in no danger.
(Rd 1 - 01:30) Pepe blocks Cope as he tries a transition to guard.
(Rd 1 - 01:16) Pepe keeps Cope guessing with a few quick strikes.
(Rd 1 - 00:55) Cope tries to transition to a guard, but can't manage it.
(Rd 1 - 00:37) Pepe attempts to kimura Cope from side control.
(Rd 1 - 00:37) Cope defends himself well and is in no danger.
(Rd 1 - 00:04) Pepe blocks an attempt to pull guard.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) The time is up, and that's the end of round one.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) I have to give that round to Pepe, but only a 10-9.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) There's the bell for the start of the round!
(Rd 2 - 04:46) A quick exchange of strikes does not produce any damage.
(Rd 2 - 04:20) Pepe steps forward and strikes.
(Rd 2 - 04:20) Cope tries to hit a jab, but misses.
(Rd 2 - 04:20) Pepe connects with a nice jab and then scores with a leg kick.
(Rd 2 - 04:06) An exchange of strikes does not produce any damage.
(Rd 2 - 03:33) Pepe comes forward and the two fighters start trading blows.
(Rd 2 - 03:33) Cope misses with a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 2 - 03:33) Pepe connects with a nice jab and then lands a nice right head kick.
(Rd 2 - 03:16) There's a takedown attempt from Cope.
(Rd 2 - 03:16) Cope couldn't complete the single leg, but does end up standing holding a leg while Pepe hops in place on the other.
(Rd 2 - 03:16) Cope uses the position to drive Pepe up against the ropes.
(Rd 2 - 02:53) Cope attempts to wrestle Pepe to the ground.
(Rd 2 - 02:53) The takedown is completed, Pepe is on his back and pulls half guard.
(Rd 2 - 02:40) Cope fires away with punches, but Pepe doesn't take any undue damage.
(Rd 2 - 02:29) Using an underhook to set it up, Pepe looks to scramble for position.
(Rd 2 - 02:29) Cope is too quick though, and grabs side control before Pepe can get up.
(Rd 2 - 02:08) Cope throws a few strikes, but they are without venom.
(Rd 2 - 01:47) Cope blocks an attempt to pull guard.
(Rd 2 - 01:35) Cope throws a few right hands, but is mainly trying to catch his breath.
(Rd 2 - 01:14) Pepe tries to pull guard on Cope but doesn't get anywhere with the attempt.
(Rd 2 - 01:01) In side control, Cope throws a couple of punches designed to keep Pepe guessing.
(Rd 2 - 00:42) Pepe tries to pull guard on Cope but doesn't get anywhere with the attempt.
(Rd 2 - 00:23) Cope throws some small strikes, but is clearly just taking a moment to try and catch his breath.
(Rd 2 - 00:01) Pepe tries to transition to a guard, but can't manage it.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) The time is up, and that's the end of round two.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) I think Cope took that round, 10-9 on my score card.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) So, it looks like it all comes down to the final round - whoever wins it should win the fight.

(Rd 3 - 05:00) And here we go, one last round!
(Rd 3 - 04:46) Pepe initiates an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 3 - 04:46) Cope tries to hit a jab, but misses.
(Rd 3 - 04:46) Pepe lands two jabs, but Cope dodges a big right head kick follow-up.
(Rd 3 - 04:28) Pepe steps forward and strikes.
(Rd 3 - 04:28) Cope misses with a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 3 - 04:28) Pepe connects with a nice jab and then lands a big right hand.
(Rd 3 - 04:05) Pepe attacks with strikes.
(Rd 3 - 04:05) Cope fires off a counter jab but doesn't connect.
(Rd 3 - 04:05) Pepe lands a left jab, but misses with a low kick.
(Rd 3 - 03:54) An exchange of strikes happens right in the center of the ropes, but nothing comes of it.
(Rd 3 - 03:34) They exchange strikes, but nothing really gets through.
(Rd 3 - 03:08) Pepe comes forward and the two fighters start trading blows.
(Rd 3 - 03:08) Cope throws a counter left but doesn't connect.
(Rd 3 - 03:08) Pepe lands two left hands, but doesn't hit the leg kick follow-up.
(Rd 3 - 02:48) Pepe comes forward with an attack.
(Rd 3 - 02:48) Cope manages a counter jab.
(Rd 3 - 02:48) A jab hit home from Pepe and then lands a roundhouse kick to the body.
(Rd 3 - 02:29) We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.
(Rd 3 - 02:29) Pepe comes forward on the attack.
(Rd 3 - 02:29) Cope throws a counter jab but misses.
(Rd 3 - 02:29) Pepe connects with a jab, but doesn't hit the leg kick follow-up.
(Rd 3 - 02:12) Pepe steps forward and a striking exchange begins.
(Rd 3 - 02:12) Cope throws a counter left but doesn't connect.
(Rd 3 - 02:12) Pepe hits a left jab and then scores with a crunching leg kick.
(Rd 3 - 01:51) Cope wades through some punches in order to close the distance and grab Pepe into a grapple.
(Rd 3 - 01:36) Cope tries to wrestle Pepe backward and up against the ropes.
(Rd 3 - 01:36) Cope achieves it, pinning Pepe to the ropes.
(Rd 3 - 01:20) Cope tries to keep him up against the ropes with wrestling, but Pepe reverses so that he is the one in control.
(Rd 3 - 01:03) Pepe breaks the grapple and steps back toward the center.
(Rd 3 - 00:59) We're into the final minute of the round.
(Rd 3 - 00:50) Pepe cooly stalks Cope so that he is trapped in the corner.
(Rd 3 - 00:50) Pepe comes forward on the attack.
(Rd 3 - 00:50) Cope throws a counter jab but misses.
(Rd 3 - 00:50) Pepe hits a left jab and then catches Cope with a beautiful right kick to the head.
(Rd 3 - 00:32) They stand and trade, but all the shots are either off target or are safely dealt with.
(Rd 3 - 00:07) A jab hit home from Pepe and then lands a low kick to the legs.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) The time runs out and that round is over, and so is the fight.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) That round goes to Pepe, 10-9 on my card.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) The official scores are being reported now.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) The judges give scores of 29-28 (Maxence Durbin), 29-28 (Burdett Colbert) and 30-27 (Karlis Macon).
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Pepe Magnifique is the winner by unanimous decision!
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Official Result: Pepe Magnifique defeats Chris 'C-Murder' Cope (Unanimous Decision in 5:00 of round 3). The match was rated as being Decent.

Chris 'Y2J' Jericho vs. Michael Hill

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) Another match is about to begin; Chris 'Y2J' Jericho squaring off with Michael Hill.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Mario Yamasaki will be the referee.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Our judges are: Maxence Durbin, Burdett Colbert, and Karlis Macon.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) There's the opening bell!
(Rd 1 - 04:51) The two fighters engage.
(Rd 1 - 04:51) Hill scores with a jab and also hits a good right hand. Y2J lands a left jab and also hits a right hand.
(Rd 1 - 04:33) Y2J chooses to shoot in on Hill.
(Rd 1 - 04:33) Y2J couldn't complete the single leg, but does end up standing holding a leg while Hill hops in place on the other.
(Rd 1 - 04:33) With Hill not going down, Y2J settles for pushing him up against the ropes.
(Rd 1 - 04:16) Y2J tries to take Hill down.
(Rd 1 - 04:16) The takedown is successful and he gets side control too.
(Rd 1 - 04:04) Y2J hits a knee strike to the ribs.
(Rd 1 - 03:45) Y2J attempts to grab a leg and kneebar Hill.
(Rd 1 - 03:45) Hill stops Y2J from hooking a leg.
(Rd 1 - 03:06) Hill tries to sweep Y2J but can't do it.
(Rd 1 - 02:55) Y2J tries to lock Hill in a kimura.
(Rd 1 - 02:55) Hill doesn't allow the kimura to be applied.
(Rd 1 - 02:29) Y2J blocks an attempted sweep.
(Rd 1 - 02:10) Y2J tries to ensnare Hill in a kimura.
(Rd 1 - 02:10) Y2J gets the kimura fully applied and Hill has to tap out!
(Rd 1 - 01:37) The winner, by submission, is Chris 'Y2J' Jericho!
(Rd 1 - 01:37) Official Result: Chris 'Y2J' Jericho defeats Michael Hill (Submission (Kimura) in 3:23 of round 1). The match was rated as being Great.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW THE ANSWERS, MICHAEL HILL, I CHANGED THE QUESTIONS :smug:

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Donny Grumbles vs. Nicholas 'Nico' Musoke

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) Another match is about to begin; Donny Grumbles against Nicholas 'Nico' Musoke.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The referee is Amare Tenney.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The judges are: Lance Weeks, Zander Leroy, and Ian Tunnell.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) There's the opening bell!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The two fighters touch gloves.
(Rd 1 - 04:45) Grumbles, backing off, hits two weak left hands.
(Rd 1 - 04:45) Musoke misses all the strikes in a combo that ended with a head kick attempt.
(Rd 1 - 04:28) Grumbles comes forward and strikes.
(Rd 1 - 04:28) Musoke hit a counter left hand.
(Rd 1 - 04:28) Grumbles connects with a jab, but misses with a vicious left hand.
(Rd 1 - 04:15) Grumbles attacks with strikes.
(Rd 1 - 04:15) Musoke lands a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 04:15) Grumbles lands a jab and then catches Musoke with a left hook.
(Rd 1 - 04:00) A handful of punches land, but Grumbles was willing to take them to close the distance and grapple with Musoke.
(Rd 1 - 03:42) Grumbles tries to wrestle Musoke backward and up against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 03:42) Grumbles does it, Musoke is stuck with his back to the cage.
(Rd 1 - 03:30) Grumbles exerts total control, keeping Musoke smothered against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 03:30) The exchange short punches to the body for about a minute.
(Rd 1 - 02:36) With the cage trapping Musoke, Grumbles looks to try and take him down.
(Rd 1 - 02:36) He has the takedown! Musoke pulls half guard.
(Rd 1 - 02:25) We move into the second half of this round.
(Rd 1 - 02:25) Grumbles fires off a few punches as he catches his breath.
(Rd 1 - 02:06) Grumbles blocks Musoke as he tries a sweep from half guard.
(Rd 1 - 01:50) Looking to catch his breath, Grumbles is content to just throw a couple of punches to the body.
(Rd 1 - 01:23) Musoke tries to transition to full guard, but can't manage it.
(Rd 1 - 01:03) Grumbles looks to pass half guard and get side control.
(Rd 1 - 01:03) Grumbles gets past the guard, but doesn't go for side control after all, instead shifting straight into a mount.
(Rd 1 - 00:30) Grumbles tries to lock Musoke in an arm triangle.
(Rd 1 - 00:30) Musoke doesn't allow the arm triangle to be applied.
(Rd 1 - 00:13) Musoke tries to get to half guard but can't.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) Time expires and we come to the end of round one.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) That round goes to Grumbles, 10-9 on my card.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) And here we go, round two!
(Rd 2 - 04:47) Grumbles had looked like he was angling to grapple, but couldn't take the initiative.
(Rd 2 - 04:47) Musoke can't connect with a jab, but then hits a high right kick to the side of the head.
(Rd 2 - 04:24) Grumbles takes a few weak strikes, but it's not enough to prevent him closing the distance and grappling.
(Rd 2 - 04:12) Grumbles looks for a trip takedown.
(Rd 2 - 04:12) The takedown is completed, Grumbles gets side control from it.
(Rd 2 - 03:59) Grumbles tries to lock Musoke into an arm triangle.
(Rd 2 - 03:59) Grumbles gets the arm triangle, sinks it in deeply, but Musoke is still trying to fight out of it!
(Rd 2 - 03:59) No! He breaks free. That was really close.
(Rd 2 - 03:35) Grumbles blocks Musoke as he tries a transition to guard.
(Rd 2 - 03:21) Grumbles tries to hook a leg and put a kneebar on Musoke.
(Rd 2 - 03:21) Musoke stops Grumbles from hooking a leg.
(Rd 2 - 02:42) Musoke tries to move to guard, but Grumbles doesn't allow it.
(Rd 2 - 02:31) Grumbles starts trying to work to go from side control to mount.
(Rd 2 - 02:31) Musoke keeps Grumbles at side control, not letting the mount happen.
(Rd 2 - 01:32) Grumbles blocks Musoke as he tries a transition to guard.
(Rd 2 - 01:17) Grumbles tries to lock Musoke into an arm triangle.
(Rd 2 - 01:17) Musoke blocks it.
(Rd 2 - 00:46) Musoke tries to pull guard on Grumbles but doesn't get anywhere with the attempt.
(Rd 2 - 00:27) The referee decides that there is a lack of progress being made and stands them back up.
(Rd 2 - 00:19) Grumbles attacks with strikes.
(Rd 2 - 00:19) Musoke fires off a counter jab but doesn't connect.
(Rd 2 - 00:19) Grumbles lands a right hand and then hits Musoke with a straight left.
(Rd 2 - 00:02) Grumbles quickly steps in and grabs Musoke.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Round two ends as time expires.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) I think Grumbles took that round, 10-9 on my score card.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Musoke is in deep trouble with only one round remaining - I think he needs a finish or he will lose this fight.

(Rd 3 - 05:00) And here we go, one last round!
(Rd 3 - 04:45) Grumbles takes a few glancing strikes as he closes the distance, but gets close enough to grab a clinch.
(Rd 3 - 04:32) Clinched with Musoke, Grumbles looks to try and take him down.
(Rd 3 - 04:32) The takedown is completed, Grumbles gets side control from it.
(Rd 3 - 04:14) Grumbles looks to get a mount.
(Rd 3 - 04:14) Grumbles almost gets the mount, but Musoke bucks his hips and starts scrambling.
(Rd 3 - 04:00) As Musoke goes to scramble he leaves a leg in, and Grumbles quickly tries to grab it.
(Rd 3 - 04:00) Unable to get the leg, Grumbles winds up on his back pulling guard.
(Rd 3 - 03:44) The clock runs down as Grumbles is being smothered against the ground by Musoke.
(Rd 3 - 03:10) Musoke lies on top of Grumbles, basically smothering him.
(Rd 3 - 02:40) Musoke hits a short, sharp shoulder smash to the face of Grumbles.
(Rd 3 - 02:34) Grumbles tries to ensnare Musoke in a triangle.
(Rd 3 - 02:34) Grumbles gets the triangle choke, it's in deep and Musoke has to tap out!
(Rd 3 - 02:15) Donny Grumbles takes the victory by way of submission!
(Rd 3 - 02:15) Official Result: Donny Grumbles defeats Nicholas 'Nico' Musoke (Submission (Triangle) in 2:45 of round 3). The match was rated as being Average.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
'The Dentist' Josh Neer vs. Cal Ripken Jr

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) Moving on, 'The Dentist' Josh Neer squaring off with Cal Ripken Jr.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Refereeing this bout will be Seth Buckman.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Our judges at cageside are: Lance Weeks, Eugene Rosenblum, and Edison Hackler.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) There's the opening bell!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The fighters touch gloves.
(Rd 1 - 04:50) Neer comes in looking to strike.
(Rd 1 - 04:50) Neer doesn't trouble his opponent with a combination ending in a body kick.
(Rd 1 - 04:22) Ripken takes a few glancing strikes as he closes the distance, but gets close enough to grab a clinch.
(Rd 1 - 04:03) Ripken is trying to push Neer so that his back is up against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 04:03) Neer isn't going anywhere though.
(Rd 1 - 03:52) Ripken is trying to push Neer so that his back is up against the cage.
(Rd 1 - 03:52) Ripken achieves it, pinning Neer to the cage.
(Rd 1 - 03:35) Ripken looks for a trip takedown.
(Rd 1 - 03:35) The takedown is completed, Ripken gets side control from it.
(Rd 1 - 03:19) Ripken tries to ensnare Neer in a kimura.
(Rd 1 - 03:19) Neer stops Ripken from applying it.
(Rd 1 - 02:51) Ripken blocks an attempt to pull guard.
(Rd 1 - 02:40) Ripken keeps Neer guessing with a few quick strikes.
(Rd 1 - 02:23) Ripken blocks Neer as he tries a transition to guard.
(Rd 1 - 02:12) Ripken attempts to grab a leg and kneebar Neer.
(Rd 1 - 02:12) Neer stops Ripken from hooking a leg.
(Rd 1 - 01:52) Neer tries to transition to a guard, but can't manage it.
(Rd 1 - 01:41) Ripken attempts to move to mount.
(Rd 1 - 01:41) Ripken struggles but cannot mount Neer.
(Rd 1 - 01:00) Ripken blocks Neer as he tries a transition to guard.
(Rd 1 - 00:48) Ripken attempts an arm triangle.
(Rd 1 - 00:48) Neer blocks it.
(Rd 1 - 00:22) Neer tries to transition to a guard, but can't manage it.
(Rd 1 - 00:08) Ripken throws a few weak-looking punches as he decides on his next move.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) Time expires and we come to the end of round one.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) I'd say that was definitely 10-9 in favour of Ripken.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) And here we go, round two!
(Rd 2 - 04:48) Neer fails to land any of the strikes in a combo that ended with an scything low kick.
(Rd 2 - 04:35) Ripken takes a few punches from his opponent, but closes the distance enough to clinch.
(Rd 2 - 04:20) Ripken is looking to get Neer in a Muay Thai clinch.
(Rd 2 - 04:20) He has it hooked, Neer needs to find a way out quickly.
(Rd 2 - 04:00) Neer tries to wrestle free of the Muay Thai clinch, but cannot.
(Rd 2 - 03:28) Using the Muay Thai clinch, Ripken blasts Neer with a brutal elbow! Neer falls to the ground, out cold!
(Rd 2 - 03:16) By knock out, the winner is Cal Ripken Jr!
(Rd 2 - 03:16) Official Result: Cal Ripken Jr defeats 'The Dentist' Josh Neer (Knock Out (Elbow) in 1:44 of round 2). The match was rated as being Average.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001

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(Rd 1 - 05:00) It's time for the main event of the evening! 'Fearless' Tom Breese fights Andore 'The' Gaint in the SCF Welterweight division.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) This is a SCF Welterweight title fight.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The referee is Steve Mazzagatti.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The judges for this bout are: Geffrey Dozois, Yohann Groll, and Ömer Parsa.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Round one begins!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Andore ignores the offer of a touch of gloves.
(Rd 1 - 04:48) Breese confidently comes in closer.
(Rd 1 - 04:48) A jab hit home from Breese and then scores with a right to the body.
(Rd 1 - 04:28) Andore times his approach perfectly and moves in to get the clinch.
(Rd 1 - 04:13) Andore tries to take Breese down.
(Rd 1 - 04:13) Breese cannot stop the takedown, and gives up side control.
(Rd 1 - 04:01) Andore tries to lock Breese in a kimura.
(Rd 1 - 04:01) Breese stops Andore from applying it.
(Rd 1 - 03:40) Andore blocks Breese as he tries a transition to guard.
(Rd 1 - 03:25) Andore tries to ensnare Breese in an arm triangle.
(Rd 1 - 03:25) Breese fights off the arm triangle attempt.
(Rd 1 - 03:07) Breese tries to transition to a guard, but can't manage it.
(Rd 1 - 02:51) Andore tries to lock Breese in an armbar.
(Rd 1 - 02:51) Breese doesn't allow the armbar to be applied.
(Rd 1 - 02:19) Breese tries to pull guard on Andore but doesn't get anywhere with the attempt.
(Rd 1 - 01:59) Andore throws a few strikes, but is clearly slowing things down so that he can catch his breath.
(Rd 1 - 01:33) Breese tries to move to guard, but Andore doesn't allow it.
(Rd 1 - 01:15) Andore tries to grab a leg to prepare Breese for a kneebar.
(Rd 1 - 01:15) Breese fights off the kneebar attempt.
(Rd 1 - 00:52) Breese tries to move to guard, but Andore doesn't allow it.
(Rd 1 - 00:32) With no progress being made, the referee stands them back up.
(Rd 1 - 00:18) Andore quickly steps in and grabs Breese.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) The time runs out on round one.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) I think Andore took that round, 10-9 on my score card.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) And here we go, round two!
(Rd 2 - 04:48) A fast approach allows Andore to pull Breese into a clinch without taking any significant strikes.
(Rd 2 - 04:32) Andore is looking to muscle Breese back against the cage.
(Rd 2 - 04:32) He does so, and now has Breese pinned to the cage.
(Rd 2 - 04:21) Andore tries to take Breese down.
(Rd 2 - 04:21) Andore has the takedown, using the fact that Breese was pressed against the cage to his advantage.
(Rd 2 - 04:21) Andore ends up holding a seated Breese around the waist, pressing him up against the cage.
(Rd 2 - 03:54) Andore tries to improve his position.
(Rd 2 - 03:54) Breese doesn't let Andore get the mount.
(Rd 2 - 03:09) Breese, trapped against the cage, pummels Andore on the back with several small shots, although they're more out of frustration than anything.
(Rd 2 - 02:50) Andore attempts a guillotine.
(Rd 2 - 02:50) Breese doesn't allow the guillotine to be applied.
(Rd 2 - 02:34) Breese hits several frustrated punches to the back, but they're not going to do any damage.
(Rd 2 - 02:18) Andore tries to ensnare Breese in a guillotine.
(Rd 2 - 02:18) Breese defends himself well.
(Rd 2 - 02:00) Breese, stuck up against the cage, hits several clubbing forearms to the back.
(Rd 2 - 01:37) Andore fires off some lefts, but Breese isn't troubled by them.
(Rd 2 - 01:19) Breese, trapped against the cage, pummels Andore on the back with several small shots, although they're more out of frustration than anything.
(Rd 2 - 00:56) We move into the final sixty seconds of this round.
(Rd 2 - 00:56) Andore tries to put Breese into a guillotine choke.
(Rd 2 - 00:56) Breese stops Andore from applying it.
(Rd 2 - 00:34) Breese, stuck up against the cage, hits several clubbing forearms to the back.
(Rd 2 - 00:11) The lack of progress forces the referee to separate the two fighters.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Round two ends as time expires.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) I think Andore took that round, 10-9 on my score card.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Andore is ahead 2 rounds to 0 on my scorecard.

(Rd 3 - 05:00) And here we go, round three!
(Rd 3 - 04:54) Andore scores with a weak, flicked left hand jab.
(Rd 3 - 04:54) Breese lands a jab and then catches Andore with a right hook.
(Rd 3 - 04:30) It looked like we were about to see Andore try and get some grappling started, but Breese was more aggressive and took the initiative.
(Rd 3 - 04:30) Breese connects with a nice jab and then lands a right head kick.
(Rd 3 - 04:09) Andore moves in fast and grapples with his opponent.
(Rd 3 - 03:54) Andore tries to take Breese down.
(Rd 3 - 03:54) The takedown is successful and he gets side control too.
(Rd 3 - 03:35) Andore tries to grab a leg to prepare Breese for a kneebar.
(Rd 3 - 03:35) Breese doesn't allow the kneebar to be applied.
(Rd 3 - 03:09) Breese tries to pull guard on Andore but doesn't get anywhere with the attempt.
(Rd 3 - 02:49) Andore tries to grab a leg to prepare Breese for a kneebar.
(Rd 3 - 02:49) Breese stops Andore from hooking a leg.
(Rd 3 - 02:19) Breese tries to pull guard on Andore but doesn't get anywhere with the attempt.
(Rd 3 - 02:01) Andore tries to lock Breese into a kimura.
(Rd 3 - 02:01) Breese gets caught by a kimura, it's in deep!
(Rd 3 - 02:01) Andore loses the hold! Somehow Breese got his arm free. That was incredibly close to a finish though.
(Rd 3 - 02:01) Andore still has side control though.
(Rd 3 - 01:22) Andore blocks Breese as he tries a transition to guard.
(Rd 3 - 01:07) Breese squirms around, preventing Andore from connecting fully with a knee strike attempt.
(Rd 3 - 00:50) Andore tries to grab a leg to prepare Breese for a kneebar.
(Rd 3 - 00:50) Breese blocks it.
(Rd 3 - 00:31) Breese tries to pull guard on Andore but doesn't get anywhere with the attempt.
(Rd 3 - 00:18) The lengthy period of stalemate results in the referee standing them both back up.
(Rd 3 - 00:04) Breese hits a left hand, but misses with a vicious right hand.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Round three is brought to an end as time runs out.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) An extremely close round, could have gone either way, but personally I'll give it to Andore 10-9.
(Rd 3 - 00:00) Even if he wins all the remaining rounds, I'm not sure Breese will be able to take the victory without a finish.

(Rd 4 - 05:00) We are back underway!
(Rd 4 - 04:46) Andore wades through some punches in order to close the distance and grab Breese into a grapple.
(Rd 4 - 04:33) Andore attempts to wrestle Breese to the ground.
(Rd 4 - 04:33) He has the takedown! Breese pulls half guard.
(Rd 4 - 04:20) Andore pounds away with left hands, but doesn't do much damage.
(Rd 4 - 04:07) Andore blocks an attempted move from half guard to full guard.
(Rd 4 - 03:50) Andore looks to pass half guard and get side control.
(Rd 4 - 03:50) He passes but loses his control momentarily and a scramble begins.
(Rd 4 - 03:35) Andore ends up having to pull guard, losing out in the scramble.
(Rd 4 - 03:22) Breese keeps tight to Andore, peppering him with short strikes.
(Rd 4 - 03:11) Andore tries to lock onto an arm from the bottom of the guard.
(Rd 4 - 03:11) Andore gets an armbar and straightens it out, Breese has to tap out!
(Rd 4 - 02:36) Andore 'The' Gaint takes the win by submission!
(Rd 4 - 02:36) Andore 'The' Gaint wins the SCF Welterweight title.
(Rd 4 - 02:36) Official Result: Andore 'The' Gaint defeats 'Fearless' Tom Breese (Submission (Armbar) in 2:24 of round 4). The match was rated as being Good.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
quick update for the night:

Donny Grumbles (6-0, 6-0 UFC, -850) will fight Leon Edwards (11-4, 3-3 UFC, +670) on the main card of UFC Intensity 2: Gustaffson vs Johnson II in July
Liam Dunn finally has a booking

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

JoeRules posted:


Liam Dunn finally has a booking

It's truly christmas in July.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
'The Anti-Hero' Tyson Jeffries vs. Jimmy Riley

quote:

(Rd 1 - 05:00) Next up, 'The Anti-Hero' Tyson Jeffries competing against Jimmy Riley.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Our referee is Kim Winslow.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Our judges at cageside are: Otavio Marin, Hernan Vazquez, and Deocaro Mendiola.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The fight begins!
(Rd 1 - 04:47) Riley hits a right jab and then catches Jeffries with a crunching left hook.
(Rd 1 - 04:31) They stand and trade in the center of the cage, but neither fighter can land a good shot.
(Rd 1 - 04:03) Riley comes forward and strikes.
(Rd 1 - 04:03) Jeffries misses with a left hand in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 04:03) Riley lands a right hand and then hits Jeffries with a leg kick.
(Rd 1 - 03:41) Riley forces an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 1 - 03:41) Jeffries tries to hit a jab, but misses.
(Rd 1 - 03:41) Riley hits two right jabs and then catches Jeffries with a low kick to the front leg.
(Rd 1 - 03:22) Riley comes forward and strikes.
(Rd 1 - 03:22) Jeffries tries to hit a jab, but misses.
(Rd 1 - 03:22) Riley connects with a jab, but Jeffries dodges the leg kick that follows.
(Rd 1 - 03:00) Riley initiates an exchange of strikes.
(Rd 1 - 03:00) Jeffries manages a counter jab.
(Rd 1 - 03:00) Riley hits two right jabs and then hits Jeffries with a beauty of a straight left.
(Rd 1 - 02:39) They come together and strike.
(Rd 1 - 02:39) Riley lands a right jab and also lands a right kick to the body. Jeffries doesn't connect with a left jab but hits a right hand.
(Rd 1 - 02:27) We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.
(Rd 1 - 02:16) Riley steps forward and strikes.
(Rd 1 - 02:16) Jeffries tries to hit a jab, but misses.
(Rd 1 - 02:16) Riley lands a jab and then scores with a fantastic left cross!
(Rd 1 - 02:16) Jeffries wobbles, then falls!
(Rd 1 - 02:06) Riley starts pounding away on Jeffries, looking to finish him off!
(Rd 1 - 02:06) Riley unloads with massive left hands and Jeffries is getting destroyed!
(Rd 1 - 02:06) The referee is forced to jump in and stop the fight!
(Rd 1 - 01:50) Jimmy Riley takes the win by TKO!
(Rd 1 - 01:50) Post-Fight Interview: Riley takes the opportunity to call out Felipe Portela for a future fight.
(Rd 1 - 01:50) Official Result: Jimmy Riley defeats 'The Anti-Hero' Tyson Jeffries (TKO (Strikes) in 3:10 of round 1). The match was rated as being Good.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Liam 'Well Dunn' Dunn vs. 'The Sorcerer' Jonah Chasteen

quote:

(Rd 1 - 05:00) Next up is a match in which Liam 'Well Dunn' Dunn squares off with 'The Sorcerer' Jonah Chasteen.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The referee is Mario Yamasaki.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The judges for this bout are: David Comte, Maxence Durbin, and Aveneil Domine.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) There's the opening bell!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) They start with a touch of gloves.
(Rd 1 - 04:52) Chasteen moves in and clinches, but had to withstand several punches to get there.
(Rd 1 - 04:38) Chasteen is looking to muscle Dunn back against the ropes.
(Rd 1 - 04:38) Chasteen manages it, and controls Dunn up against the ropes.
(Rd 1 - 04:20) Chasteen looks to take Dunn down by setting up a judo throw.
(Rd 1 - 04:20) An excellent outside leg trip sees Dunn get thrown to the mat, and Chasteen has no problem getting side control.
(Rd 1 - 04:04) Chasteen tries to lock Dunn in a kimura.
(Rd 1 - 04:04) Dunn gets caught by a kimura, it's in deep!
(Rd 1 - 04:04) Shockingly, Chasteen loses it! Dunn pops his arm free, and has somehow survived!
(Rd 1 - 04:04) Dunn remains stuck under side control though.
(Rd 1 - 03:38) Dunn tries to transition to a guard, but can't manage it.
(Rd 1 - 03:19) Chasteen hits a vicious knee strike to the ribs!
(Rd 1 - 03:04) Chasteen throws a few strikes, but they are without venom.
(Rd 1 - 02:41) Dunn tries to transition to a guard, but can't manage it.
(Rd 1 - 02:21) We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.
(Rd 1 - 02:21) Chasteen tries to ensnare Dunn in an armbar.
(Rd 1 - 02:21) The armbar is fully applied, Dunn has no option but to tap out!
(Rd 1 - 01:54) The winner, by submission, is 'The Sorcerer' Jonah Chasteen!
(Rd 1 - 01:54) Official Result: 'The Sorcerer' Jonah Chasteen defeats Liam 'Well Dunn' Dunn (Submission (Armbar) in 3:06 of round 1). The match was rated as being Great.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Andore got a belt AND was an rear end in a top hat in the process.

Perfect.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

JoeRules posted:

Liam 'Well Dunn' Dunn vs. 'The Sorcerer' Jonah Chasteen

Armbars again! I mean I guess my guy is an aggressive fighter who would probably be better at standing and banging but he just can't deal with anyone that takes him down, even the Hurricane submitted him and he's a boxer.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Taking a short intermission, folks. Moving tomorrow, and not sure that I'll have internet until the following weekend.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Still without my desktop - expect this to kick back up sometime mid next week

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Back in business. Let's recap:

Donny Grumbles (6-0, 6-0 UFC): The Ultimate Goon Fighter. He toppled CM Punk in his first match after winning his contract, and is now on a 6 fight win streak (plus 3 other exhibition wins on the TV Show). Due to fight Leon Edwards.

Andore Gaint (5-1) SCF Welterweight Champion. Nothing currently booked.

Cal Ripken Jr (7-0) 2-0 in Bellator, and due to fight Cristiano Souza.

Chael Fail (5-0) Undefeated but feds keep going belly up on him :(

Chris Jericho (6-1) 4-0 in MFC. Due to fight Ryan McGillivray.

Eric Bischoff (5-0) Not currently signed :(

GIORNO Toriyama (7-0-1) Pissed hot in his first fight, mostly fought locals since then.

Han Zi (5-3) Has 2 losses to fellow goon fighter Jub Jub. Due to fight Gasan Umalatov.

Jimmy Riley (7-0-1) Currently on a 3 fight win streak for ACF.

Jub Jub (6-0) MMMA Welterweight Champion.

Liam Dunn (1-2) A rough start for the Scot. He'll be healthy to fight in about 2 months.

Marty McFly (4-1) Only loss is to fellow goon Cal Ripken Jr in a 5 round 48-47 decision.

Pepe Magnifique (4-2) 2-1 in MFC, but no fight currently booked.

Red Roo (3-2) Losses to Marty McFly and Jub Jub.

Rubin Carter (4-0) A promising start has been stalled by a major shoulder injury. Rubin will be healthy to fight in about 9 months.

Stan Darsh (5-1) 5 wins in a row since losing to Chael Fail at the TUF Finale.

edit: http://imgur.com/a/d3Oop - here's Top 25 P4P and Top 25 Welterweight

JoeRules fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Jul 30, 2015

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
It's back :woop:

JoeRules posted:

Back in business. Let's recap:

Rubin Carter (4-0) A promising start has been stalled by a major shoulder injury. Rubin will be healthy to fight in about 9 months.

Oh yeah :smithfrog:

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Things are getting started with a bang.

Donny Grumbles vs. Leon 'Rocky' Edwards

quote:

(Rd 1 - 05:00) Moving on, Donny Grumbles taking on Leon 'Rocky' Edwards.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) Refereeing this bout will be Finlay Lockett.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) The judges for this bout are: Wyatt Kruse, Zander Leroy, and Eugene Rosenblum.
(Rd 1 - 05:00) There's the opening bell!
(Rd 1 - 05:00) We start with a touch of gloves.
(Rd 1 - 04:55) Edwards closes in on Grumbles, looking to unleash some strikes.
(Rd 1 - 04:55) A pair of tentative jabs from Grumbles land, but have zero effect.
(Rd 1 - 04:55) Edwards lands a right hand and then hits Grumbles with a beauty of a straight left.
(Rd 1 - 04:38) Both fighters step in to strike.
(Rd 1 - 04:38) Edwards scores with a jab and also hits a right roundhouse kick to the body. Grumbles hits a jab but is wide of the mark on a head kick attempt.
(Rd 1 - 04:18) Edwards comes forward with an attack.
(Rd 1 - 04:18) Grumbles hits a pair of jabs in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 04:18) Edwards hits a right jab and then scores with a leg kick.
(Rd 1 - 04:02) Both fighters step in to strike.
(Rd 1 - 04:02) Edwards hits a right jab and also lands a nice left hook. Grumbles is off-target with a jab and also misses with a big left hand.
(Rd 1 - 03:46) Edwards comes forward and strikes.
(Rd 1 - 03:46) Grumbles scores with two counter jabs.
(Rd 1 - 03:46) Edwards lands a right jab, but a big left head kick is wide of the mark.
(Rd 1 - 03:30) The two fighters stand and trade strikes, but neither lands anything damaging.
(Rd 1 - 03:00) Grumbles scores with two weak, flicked right hand jabs.
(Rd 1 - 03:00) Edwards hits a right jab and then scores with a leg kick.
(Rd 1 - 02:45) Edwards steps forward and a striking exchange begins.
(Rd 1 - 02:45) Grumbles scores with two counter jabs.
(Rd 1 - 02:45) Edwards hits a right hand, but a big left head kick is wide of the mark.
(Rd 1 - 02:29) We go past the halfway point of this round.
(Rd 1 - 02:29) The fighters go toe-to-toe with strikes but the flurry ends without any really damaging shots landing.
(Rd 1 - 01:56) Edwards comes forward and strikes.
(Rd 1 - 01:56) Grumbles hits a pair of jabs in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 01:56) Edwards lands two right hands, but Grumbles dodges the leg kick that follows.
(Rd 1 - 01:36) The fighters go toe-to-toe with strikes but neither lands anything significant in the exchange.
(Rd 1 - 01:18) Edwards comes forward with an attack.
(Rd 1 - 01:18) Grumbles throws a counter jab but misses.
(Rd 1 - 01:18) Edwards lands a right jab, but Grumbles dodges the leg kick that follows.
(Rd 1 - 00:58) We have one minute of the round remaining.
(Rd 1 - 00:58) Both fighters step in to strike.
(Rd 1 - 00:58) Edwards scores with a jab and also lands a nice left hook. Grumbles scores with a jab and also connects with a left hand.
(Rd 1 - 00:35) Both fighters meet in the center.
(Rd 1 - 00:35) Grumbles scores with a jab and also launches a left head kick that did damage. Edwards lands a right jab but misses with a low kick.
(Rd 1 - 00:13) They come together and trade leather, but neither fighter really does any damage.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) Round one is brought to an end as time runs out.
(Rd 1 - 00:00) That has to go down as a 10-9 round to Edwards.

(Rd 2 - 05:00) Round two begins!
(Rd 2 - 04:53) Grumbles times his approach perfectly and moves in to get the clinch.
(Rd 2 - 04:40) Grumbles is looking to muscle Edwards back against the cage.
(Rd 2 - 04:40) Edwards ends up backed against the cage.
(Rd 2 - 04:25) Grumbles attempts to wrestle Edwards to the ground.
(Rd 2 - 04:25) He has the takedown! Edwards pulls half guard.
(Rd 2 - 04:07) Grumbles fires off a few punches, but they aren't thrown with any great force.
(Rd 2 - 03:42) Grumbles pounds away, but Edwards calmly deals with them.
(Rd 2 - 03:24) Edwards tries to sweep Grumbles but can't do it.
(Rd 2 - 03:01) Grumbles starts trying to work to get out of half guard and into a better position.
(Rd 2 - 03:01) Half guard proves to be no trouble for Grumbles, who passes to side control with ease.
(Rd 2 - 02:14) In side control, Grumbles throws a couple of punches designed to keep Edwards guessing.
(Rd 2 - 01:56) Edwards tries to move to guard, but Grumbles doesn't allow it.
(Rd 2 - 01:42) Grumbles attempts to move to mount.
(Rd 2 - 01:42) Edwards keeps Grumbles from mounting him.
(Rd 2 - 00:42) Edwards tries to transition to a guard, but can't manage it.
(Rd 2 - 00:25) The lack of progress forces the referee to stand the fighters back up.
(Rd 2 - 00:14) He has to get through a flurry of punches to get it, but Grumbles gets in close enough to clinch.
(Rd 2 - 00:03) Grumbles is trying to push Edwards so that his back is up against the cage.
(Rd 2 - 00:03) Edwards ends up backed against the cage.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) Round two ends as time expires.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) That round goes to Grumbles, 10-9 on my card.
(Rd 2 - 00:00) According to my scorecard, that leaves the fighters dead even with just one round remaining.

(Rd 3 - 05:00) Our last round, round three, begins!
(Rd 3 - 04:55) Edwards steps forward and strikes.
(Rd 3 - 04:55) Grumbles lands a right hand in the exchange.
(Rd 3 - 04:55) Edwards uses a right jab, but Grumbles evades a big left punch.
(Rd 3 - 04:38) Edwards comes forward on the attack.
(Rd 3 - 04:38) Grumbles throws a counter right but doesn't connect.
(Rd 3 - 04:38) A jab lands from Edwards, but Grumbles evades a big left to the body.
(Rd 3 - 04:21) The fighters go toe-to-toe with strikes but neither lands anything significant in the exchange.
(Rd 3 - 03:50) Edwards confidently comes in closer.
(Rd 3 - 03:50) Edwards hits a right jab and then hits a nice straight left that lands hard.
(Rd 3 - 03:38) Edwards attacks with strikes.
(Rd 3 - 03:38) Grumbles fires off a counter jab but doesn't connect.
(Rd 3 - 03:38) Edwards lands two jabs and then catches Grumbles with a crunching left hook.
(Rd 3 - 03:26) Retreating, Grumbles looks punch-drunk...he may be in big trouble!
(Rd 3 - 03:26) Edwards acts fast, moving in and knocking Grumbles out with a single brutal left hand! What a punch!
(Rd 3 - 03:13) Leon Edwards takes the victory by way of knock out!
(Rd 3 - 03:13) Official Result: Leon 'Rocky' Edwards defeats Donny Grumbles (Knock Out (Punch) in 1:47 of round 3). The match was rated as being Fantastic.

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SAMB0
Jul 9, 2004

Space Bear.
Destroyer of Worlds.

JoeRules posted:

Things are getting started with a bang.

Donny Grumbles vs. Leon 'Rocky' Edwards

Down goes Grumbles! Time for Cal Ripken to shine!

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