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confederates who should of been hanged
Robert E. Lee
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James Longstreet
Jefferson Davis
Nathan Bedford Forrest
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woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Keith Stone posted:

Still kinda sucks considering that was 150 years ago.

Your mom at a klan rally was 150 years ago?

Your mom is old

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Mormon Star Wars
Aug 13, 2005
It's a minotaur race...

Keith Stone posted:

I am from the South.

I am a progressive, intelligent white person who is quite pissed off about all of the anti-South posting in SA lately.

Unfortunately, I recently found that according to a recently compiled genealogy that my mother's site of the family did indeed own several slaves. My mom also let slipped that my great grandfather was in the Klan and she accidentally came across a rally when she and her sister saw some light in the woods one evening when they were kids. She actually tried to explain how not everyone in the Klu Klux Klan was a "Bad person".

Should I embrace my inner redneck or continue to live the lie that I am not part of the problem?

If you tell your white grandparents you are either going to marry a black christian or a white atheist they will seize up and fall over like a robot, true story

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Keith Stone posted:


I am a progressive, intelligent white person who is quite pissed off about all of the anti-South posting in SA lately.


Good news: nobody is going to murder you about it.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Mormon Star Wars posted:

If you tell your white grandparents you are either going to marry a black christian or a white atheist they will seize up and fall over like a robot, true story

If you present it as a choice between these two options, guess which one they will magically reconcile themselves to

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Ogmius815 posted:

I don't know about hanged, but the government took Lee's land and made it into a graveyard for war dead. That seems fair.

And the guy in charge of doing it buried his son who died in combat in Lee's wife's rose garden.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Keith Stone posted:

I am from the South.

I am a progressive, intelligent white person who is quite pissed off about all of the anti-South posting in SA lately.

Unfortunately, I recently found that according to a recently compiled genealogy that my mother's site of the family did indeed own several slaves. My mom also let slipped that my great grandfather was in the Klan and she accidentally came across a rally when she and her sister saw some light in the woods one evening when they were kids. She actually tried to explain how not everyone in the Klu Klux Klan was a "Bad person".

Should I embrace my inner redneck or continue to live the lie that I am not part of the problem?

Come on dude. I lived in Georgia for years. Racism is supported and encouraged there, open and shut.

Hesh Ballantine
Feb 13, 2012
Poll is missing Wade Hampton:

quote:

Wade Hampton, the other leading candidate for a spring hanging in the wake of Apomattox, was, if you can believe it, even worse than Forrest. At least Forrest was a self-made monster; Hampton was a rich boy, the son of the South’s leading slave-holder. Hampton’s family owned more than 3,000 human beings, but rich didn’t mean pampered in the planters’ world. Wade Hampton III was not pampered. His hobby was hunting bears. With a knife. None of these guys were pampered. In fact, you feel a lot fonder of pampered, soft people after reading about these monsters.

https://pando.com/2015/04/10/war-nerd-the-confederates-who-shouldve-been-hanged/

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
It's a real pity that Lincoln and the liberal Republicans mostly controlled the war effort. Just imagine how much better the South might be today if Charles Sumner and Thaddeus Stephens had been given a freer hand and more time to smash apart the planter aristocracy and strengthen the hand of the Freedmen.

It's a real pity how gently the South got treated and the extent to which they were allowed to continue on as though nothing had happened. We know from the first few years of reconstruction that it would have been possible to rebuild the South along radically different lines using the power of the federal government, but unfortunately once the immediate danger was passed the American ruling class recognized that it was better for them to let the South remain a shithole rather than creating too many dangerous precedents for strong government action.

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

Look if we're going to start listing all the folks who deserved a rendezvous with mme. guillotine after the rebellion was quashed we'll be here until 2016

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Helsing posted:



It's a real pity how gently the South got treated and the extent to which they were allowed to continue on as though nothing had happened. We know from the first few years of reconstruction that it would have been possible to rebuild the South along radically different lines using the power of the federal government, but unfortunately once the immediate danger was passed the American ruling class recognized that it was better for them to let the South remain a shithole rather than creating too many dangerous precedents for strong government action.

It's not only that the South got treated gently, THEY GOT TO REWRITE THE WHOLE loving WAR.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Mooseontheloose posted:

It's not only that the South got treated gently, THEY GOT TO REWRITE THE WHOLE loving WAR.

That wasn't just the south. From 1860-1890, civil war history wasn't looked at like it was from 1890 to, hell, today. As that sort of segregation era horrible racism came to prominence, hating black people was the run of the mill white opinion all over the country. That went hand in hand with undermining black heroes and people like John Brown, and the nobility of championing equal rights for everyone regardless of color being portrayed as insanity or naivety. Which is what eventually lead into the south being portrayed almost as victims like it is in Gone With the Wind.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
Maybe we should just be glad enough that the South was dumb enough to give Lincoln everything he needed to declare war on them. Imagine how much worse the USA would be today if the northern bourgeoisie hadn't been given an excuse to drag the South kicking and screaming into the modern era. Most of the foundations of Americans economy had to be laid during the time period when the Southern states had no representation in Congress and many of those policies had been championed by the Whigs for literally decades but opposed by Southerners who 1) were perfectly happy to be a backwards agrarian society exporting raw resources to Europe and who 2) feared that a government strong enough to build internal improvements or regulate trade would also be a government strong enough to potentially challenge slavery as an institution.

Even what little harsh treatment as the South received only came about because of a gigantic miscalculation on the part of the planter aristocracy. If they'd staid within the Union they probably could have eviscerated most of Lincoln's agenda and the South would have retained even more influence and power for much longer than it did.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Keith Stone posted:

I am from the South.

I am a progressive, intelligent white person who is quite pissed off about all of the anti-South posting in SA lately.

Unfortunately, I recently found that according to a recently compiled genealogy that my mother's site of the family did indeed own several slaves. My mom also let slipped that my great grandfather was in the Klan and she accidentally came across a rally when she and her sister saw some light in the woods one evening when they were kids. She actually tried to explain how not everyone in the Klu Klux Klan was a "Bad person".

Should I embrace my inner redneck or continue to live the lie that I am not part of the problem?

I think we should revise the one drop rule for southerners where if anyone in your family owned slaves (because the poor southern whites were hosed over by them so get a pass just this once) you should be forever treated as an honorary black person.

Oh, is that not fair? Maybe you should magically not be black anymore if you want fair.

Thug Lessons
Dec 14, 2006


I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.
The Confederate flag looks a lot cooler than the American flag.

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

Thug Lessons posted:

The Confederate flag looks a lot cooler than the American flag.

It actually doesn't though, it just got the benefit of a 20th century reworking for its redeployment against integration.

Thug Lessons
Dec 14, 2006


I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.

Abner Cadaver II posted:


It actually doesn't though, it just got the benefit of a 20th century reworking for its redeployment against integration.

You know what I mean, nerd.

Thug Lessons
Dec 14, 2006


I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.
Also that still looks better than the US flag.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Yeah the nazi flag looks pretty cool too, and like the battle flag it gains panache when it is on fire.

Thug Lessons
Dec 14, 2006


I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.
The Nazi flag does look cool.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Thug Lessons posted:

The Nazi flag does look cool.

Their ideology was pretty cool too, huh? Yeah, you love it.

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe
The CSA flag is a goddamn vexillological nightmare, largely because its obsession with whiteness is as ugly as its nation's.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Thug Lessons posted:

The Confederate flag looks a lot cooler than the American flag.

infinitely cooler. it may be the symmetry

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

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The Fighting Slowpokes

Thug Lessons posted:

The Nazi flag does look cool.

Pretty much all the Fascist/Communist flags from Victoria 2 looks cooler than their normal counterparts

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Flip Yr Wig posted:

The CSA flag is a goddamn vexillological nightmare, largely because its obsession with whiteness is as ugly as its nation's.

Probably why, in the final version, they removed everything else.


NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Flip Yr Wig posted:

The CSA flag is a goddamn vexillological nightmare, largely because its obsession with whiteness is as ugly as its nation's.

They at least took care to separate the colours with metals.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Gorilla Salad posted:

Probably why, in the final version, they removed everything else.




a great post

AppropriateUser
Feb 17, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6xENokpt6I

Burn down the South.

Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx

Gorilla Salad posted:

Probably why, in the final version, they removed everything else.




:boom:

Spooky Forum Ghost
Mar 9, 2015

Venomous posted:

tbh I blame Andrew Johnson for loving up Reconstruction

I feel like this is a refrain I have been hearing for years, but I am admittedly not well-read on the matter. Could someone throw a link or two out there for more reading or maybe just a half-hearted effort post I can interpret?

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...

A Winner is Jew posted:

I think we should revise the one drop rule for southerners where if anyone in your family owned slaves (because the poor southern whites were hosed over by them so get a pass just this once) you should be forever treated as an honorary black person.

Oh, is that not fair? Maybe you should magically not be black anymore if you want fair.

Heck, I'd take that. Honorary Person of Color? Sign me up!

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Aug 6, 2011

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The Larch
Jan 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

seiferguy posted:

Is hanging truly an appropriate way to execute confederate leaders?

I was thinking more of death by boiling, Henry VIII style.

Hanging is for common criminals; soldiers and the aristocracy aren't supposed to be hanged. They get the firing squad or the guillotine, respectively.

And that's why you hang them.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

More White Noise posted:

I feel like this is a refrain I have been hearing for years, but I am admittedly not well-read on the matter. Could someone throw a link or two out there for more reading or maybe just a half-hearted effort post I can interpret?

Andrew Johnson didn't have the heart to see Reconstruction through, and the Southern states were given back political power much faster than they deserved, which resulted in political obstructionism and appeals to the Democratic party which helped yank the teeth out of Reconstruction.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

More White Noise posted:

I feel like this is a refrain I have been hearing for years, but I am admittedly not well-read on the matter. Could someone throw a link or two out there for more reading or maybe just a half-hearted effort post I can interpret?

If you really want to know how and why reconstruction failed, you really should pick up Eric Foner's book by the same name, or at least A Short History of Reconstruction, since the full work is admittedly pretty long.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Probably why, in the final version, they removed everything else.




:drat:

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

CommieGIR posted:

Andrew Johnson didn't have the heart to see Reconstruction through, and the Southern states were given back political power much faster than they deserved, which resulted in political obstructionism and appeals to the Democratic party which helped yank the teeth out of Reconstruction.

Johnson's obstructionism led to veto-proof majorities of Radical Republicans and he was one vote from being impeached so that's not exactly accurate.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

I think they should have dug up stonewall jackson and hung him just like that one pope during the renaissance.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Brown v. Board was real bad for racists and klansmen, so the battle flag was a powerful symbol to bring out the attic. It was sitting next to Dredd Scott and Tuskegee, they just had to shake the dust off a bit.

Watermelon City
May 10, 2009

I learned a while ago that I am descendant of Stonewall Jackson. It is an interesting piece of trivia for me but it seems like there are quite a few people who derive actual pride from being the descendant of Confederates and are somehow emotionally invested in making sure nobody badmouths grandpappy's fight. What's that about?

Watermelon City
May 10, 2009

Also does anyone else think that Ken Burns' Civil War gave way too much airtime to weepy neo-Confederate Southerners?

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Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Watermelon City posted:

I learned a while ago that I am descendant of Stonewall Jackson. It is an interesting piece of trivia for me but it seems like there are quite a few people who derive actual pride from being the descendant of Confederates and are somehow emotionally invested in making sure nobody badmouths grandpappy's fight. What's that about?

One of my ancestors fought in the American-Indian war on the side of the Indians. He was a crazy berserker frontiersman, and his favorite weapons were his knife and hatchet.
I can be proud of my ancestors; they were tough mother fuckers and everything seems to indicate they were almost always on the right side of history.

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