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[announcer voice] in a world ruled by computers, one artificial intelligence stands alone with humanity drug addict: drat, this lsd is awesome... drug AI: AFFIRMATIVE [double boom sound / fade to black] AI cop: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR POSSESSION AND DISTRIBUTION OF ILLEGAL NARCOTICS. YOU WILL COME WITH US. drug addict: i haven't done anything man! i haven't [echoy fade to black] DONE ANYTHING [double boom sound and fade into sirens as a robot news reporter lists off daily drug arrests] hippie scientist: it took thirty years to recover this data intact... [holds up futuristic flash drive] but it's finally ready... the lost LSD simulator, codenamed KATANA [drug AI adjusts his eyebrows quizzically before double boom sound and fade to black] [announcer voice] in the year 2045, the only man who can save humanity... isn't a man at all [magic carpet ride by steppenwolf starts blaring as the robot broadcasts the lsd program to all the robots in the city, arresting robots uncuff the humans and everyone starts having fun and dancing] [music is muffled as cyborg ice queen-looking lady stares at city, obviously unaffected by the program] woman: they've found it... it's time we stopped fighting with kid gloves... bring me that Drug AI robot: but DAI hasn't done anything illegal woman: if the president tells you to do something THEN DO IT [ woman throws a lamp at the robot before double boom sound and fade to black] [announcer voice] this summer... one robot can save us... one woman wants to enslave us... one signal will carrier wave us... to freedom wesley snipes is... DAI-KATANA
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