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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

I thought we were already talking about Serena

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Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Waynebo posted:

maybe the top players on the women's tour should do more drugs
They're all juiced as well.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Serena Williams should be deported to Spain. Dope fraud.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Democratic Pirate posted:

His serves would average 150 and he would probably smack a forehand so hard it knocks the racquet out of the hand of whatever fool tried to serve and volley him. It'd be glorious.
Sam Groth is the closest we've seen to Lebron. Sam is 6'4, 215 lbs and used to play Aussie Rules Football.

He has a big serve but not much else.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Lebron has spectacular court vision and can find split-second holes in defenses, he would probably have better court coverage and shotmaking ability than most of those lumbering cannons

remember
Nov 23, 2006

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Lebron has spectacular court vision and can find split-second holes in defenses, he would probably have better court coverage and shotmaking ability than most of those lumbering cannons

Also Lebrons movement is insane, thats what really makes the giant players so poor at actual tennis. They just can't move like a normal person anymore.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
I'm getting excited, boys. I fear it'll all end in tears though.

spamman
Jul 11, 2002

Chin up Tiger, There is always next season...

Josh Lyman posted:

Sam Groth is the closest we've seen to Lebron. Sam is 6'4, 215 lbs and used to play Aussie Rules Football.

He has a big serve but not much else.

He didn't exactly play a high level of Aussie Rules. Played in for the reserves of a team in a pretty low league.

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
Just to echo the comments from earlier in the thread, Roddick is drat good at this punditry stuff. Hope the BBC get him back next year

Resonance
Dec 17, 2002

Don't give me any shit about plumbers, Jan.
Will Roddick be doing commentary for the BBC during the final?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

serena rules haters drools

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Tell me, LZ Granderson, how does Serena touch on homophobia and transphobia like Navratilova?

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

That article was so loving stupid, the tweet even stupider. They could have tweeted the article title but that wasn't clickbaity enough to get random people on Twitter angry. I think Aga wouldn't be much better if she gained load of muscle (she should be sending her team to the opticians anyway). Remember when Jankovic did? It was a disaster.

More muscle doesn't mean better. Sportspeople need the right body for their game. Fededer's arms are like twigs compared to the others and his career has been quite good.

Resonance posted:

Will Roddick be doing commentary for the BBC during the final?

Signs point to yesssss.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Welp, congrats on #18 Roger.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
It's a shame Federer owns so much because saying "End the Fed" would be funny and a cool catchphrase

Go Fed

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
He ain't gonna win if he doesn't start landing those first serves

e: there you go, broken back

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


GAME ON!

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Djokovic wins the first set, Federer the second, Djokovic takes it in four. gently caress Djokovic.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
gently caress this poo poo.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Ultron says gently caress yo 18

spamman
Jul 11, 2002

Chin up Tiger, There is always next season...
gently caress Roger Federer.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

spamman posted:

gently caress Roger Federer.

Were you born a monster or was it environment?

Sway Grunt
May 15, 2004

Tenochtitlan, looking east.
Djokovic is so good at serving himself out of trouble. It's kind of a shame he won the first set cause the atmosphere's gone a bit flat out there. I don't think many people believe Federer can win this now.

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

spamman posted:

gently caress Roger Federer.

Get out

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Glare Seethe posted:

Djokovic is so good at serving himself out of trouble. It's kind of a shame he won the first set cause the atmosphere's gone a bit flat out there. I don't think many people believe Federer can win this now.

He could if he weren't a garbage dick who wastes break points :(

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Ex Fed.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

more like djerkass

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Well, at least I enjoyed the first few games.

Waynebo
May 18, 2004

Look at that subtle off-white coloring.
The tasteful thickness of it.
Oh my god. It even has a watermark.
bye fed

oops nm

was that fed's first backhand winner??

Waynebo fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Jul 12, 2015

Sway Grunt
May 15, 2004

Tenochtitlan, looking east.
This is dreadful.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
Federer keeps making these half-opportunities and then boning them up with a little mishit. Just not going to be his day.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Come on you loving Swiss idiot

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Djokovic's bright pink drug mix.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Win this set Fed

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Djokovic's bright pink drug mix.
No gluten in that bottle I bet.

Roger Federer is going to win

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Hoops posted:

Come on you loving Swiss idiot

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Donkey cheese water

Buddy Holly
Oct 14, 2004

I am still determined to be cheerful and happy. Run along now.
Djokovic falls, crowd ROARS

Waynebo
May 18, 2004

Look at that subtle off-white coloring.
The tasteful thickness of it.
Oh my god. It even has a watermark.
djokovic slipping like dimitrov

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
this is quite a spectacle

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