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post your fave things about being a corporate slave to teh machine i liek how i get subscribed to lots of mailing lists but i dont know who teh person is who subscribed me, what the list is for, or anyone on it
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i got a letter from someone i dont know telling me i didnt get a payrise
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Jun 23, 2015 13:10
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i got invited to 3 office christmas parties but was told we only had budget for one and had to choose which to go to
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Jun 23, 2015 13:11
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"this is a friendly reminder that..." bitch we aint friends
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Jun 23, 2015 13:44
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"the **office fairies** are on strike!" <fairy clip art from Office '97 CD> "please *wash*, *dry*, and *put away* your dishes!  " <in 10000 different typefaces and combinations of bold, italic, and underline>
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Jun 23, 2015 14:03
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until we automate this please put up your dishes
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Jun 23, 2015 14:23
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Big company picnic in the next few weeks! Since this is summertime the picnic will take place outside, aka at the bottom of the humidity sea. Also deadline to rsvp was months ago so kindly gently caress off.
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Jun 23, 2015 14:32
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Company Public Service Say 2007 was a great success! *6 photos of people no one has ever met*
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Jun 23, 2015 14:34
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it's 9 am, and that means it's time for birthday cakes. better get there quick motherfuckers
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Jun 23, 2015 14:40
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the person in work who would leave their finger on the kettle to boil it longer because it would make the water hotter
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Jun 23, 2015 14:41
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we currently have a fridge fairy, but prior we had a fridge Nazi (until she left for greener pastures). the nazi did a better job
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Jun 23, 2015 15:59
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maniacdevnull posted:Big company picnic in the next few weeks! Since this is summertime the picnic will take place outside, aka at the bottom of the humidity sea. Also deadline to rsvp was months ago so kindly gently caress off. this but a calendar invite called "SAVe THe DATE" but you don't know what for
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Jun 23, 2015 16:04
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MORE CURLY FRIES posted:the person in work who would leave their finger on the kettle to boil it longer because it would make the water hotter if we had one of these at the office I'd be in jail. oh, I remember another. the time a manager tried to reheat pizza in the toaster... and then tried to get it unstuck with a knife while it was plugged in
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Jun 23, 2015 16:06
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ANY DISHES LEFT IN THE SINK WILL BE THROWN AWAY!
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Jun 23, 2015 16:08
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please don't cram food down the sink. we don't have a garbage disposal.
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Jun 23, 2015 16:09
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"Bring a fork and spoon from now on we will no longer be providing plastic anything because it's bad for the environment*". To which my buddy and I went to the executive building (yes, building) and got half a box of each. Because executives don't need to worry about the environment * may be better for the environment but saves the company money also!
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Jun 23, 2015 16:24
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"Fresh cookies are upstairs!" every tuesday at noon.
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Jun 23, 2015 16:48
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Shaggar posted:ANY DISHES LEFT IN THE SINK WILL BE THROWN AWAY! CLEANING OUT THE FRIDGE TODAY EVERYTHING WILL BE THROWN AWAY
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Jun 23, 2015 16:54
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Jonny 290 posted:"Fresh cookies are upstairs!" so are you going to hire a plumber to fix your toilet or what
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Jun 23, 2015 16:56
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MORE CURLY FRIES posted:so are you going to hire a plumber to fix your toilet or what what
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Jun 23, 2015 17:03
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i was trying to make a joke implying that the message sent on tuesdays was for someone to unblock a toilet
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Jun 23, 2015 17:19
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lmao I actually did solve a plumbing problem here about four months ago. men's room started stinking like sewer, i told em to pour a gallon of water down the floor drain to refill the trap that had evaporated. good 2 go.
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Jun 23, 2015 17:21
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i'm the invitation to a work sponsored outing/team building event where the upper management schedules it for everyone, but blocks off time for nobody, so nobody in the low ranks (operations) can go (keep working, slaves) but with a shiny veneer of "We tried! Why didn't you come along and be a part of the team!"
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Jun 23, 2015 17:33
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and then brings it up at your yearly review
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Jun 23, 2015 17:52
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Jonny 290 posted:lmao ok so the floor drain and the can are connected then? always wondered why you'd hear water moving in there when u flushed
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Jun 23, 2015 17:55
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PuTTY riot posted:ok so the floor drain and the can are connected then? always wondered why you'd hear water moving in there when u flushed yeah. there's a P-trap in the floor drain (and all sewer drains, in theory) that blocks sewer gas from escaping. If you never run water through it, it'll evaporate and dry out and then you have an air path from sewer line to the interior of the bathroom.
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Jun 23, 2015 17:57
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makes sense
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Jun 23, 2015 17:58
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jonny on his way to becoming a literal shitlord
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Jun 23, 2015 18:14
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The Company Fitness team is encouraging everyone to eat healthy! Here are some healthy options from local take out places, or try the salad bar at the grocery store! Unrelated note, there is an ice cream and cake party at 1pm this week! Come celebrate with us!
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Jun 23, 2015 18:45
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maniacdevnull posted:The Company Fitness team is encouraging everyone to eat healthy! Here are some healthy options from local take out places, or try the salad bar at the grocery store! there is literally an after-hours meet/greet invitation at a local mexican restaurant pinned ON TOP OF OVER a fitness calendar poster that has all the weekly fitness center events on campus here
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Jun 23, 2015 18:50
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maniacdevnull posted:The Company Fitness team is encouraging everyone to eat healthy! Here are some healthy options from local take out places, or try the salad bar at the grocery store! haha i actually got an email about national eat your veggies day
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Jun 23, 2015 18:51
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idea for an office refrigerator: the shelves are actually very very slow conveyor belts moving things to the left, like 3 inches a day. the left wall is a trapdoor that opens into a garbage can
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Jun 23, 2015 18:52
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qirex posted:jonny on his way to becoming a literal shitlord grinned irl
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Jun 23, 2015 18:53
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they recently downgraded the towels in the breakroom and bathroom from "west berlin circa 1965" to "east berlin circa 1980"
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Jun 23, 2015 18:53
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qirex posted:jonny on his way to becoming a literal shitlord lol
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Jun 23, 2015 21:17
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grab some grub from the new health cafe! pick up some nutritious iceberg lettuce, delicious frozen yogurt, awakening starbucks instant coffee, or a refreshing diet coke! sign up for the company fitbit wellness program and we'll credit you a quarter for every quarter mile (limit $5 per month). after every 500 miles you can sign up for a free session with the on-campus masseuse–chiropractor–saunaman–barber–yogi (limit one per month, no rollover) now introducing bring your pet to work!!!! ask your manager's manager for details! pet plants smaller than 3"x3" explicitly allowed if kept on desk back broken, hands hurt, desk cramped, hosed in the head? spend your lunch break waiting outside the EAP-and-ergonomics office and maybe someone will let you in new campus clubs: monday morning jogging, tuesday lunch smoking cessation, wednesday night basketball, thursday morning zazen, friday night anime for this month's taco truck calendar click here
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Jun 24, 2015 00:25
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"please do your timesheets"
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Jun 24, 2015 00:39
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"also see kotex if you need your computer fixed"
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Jun 24, 2015 00:39
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~Coxy posted:"the **office fairies** are on strike!" <fairy clip art from Office '97 CD> i liked it
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Jun 24, 2015 00:50
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alright so heres all the mailing lsits you should subscribe to. youre gonna get a load of junk so you will want to create a bunch of filters to filter out 99^ of that though
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