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Jonny 290 posted:*skitters under table with two bagel tops and the last piece of salmon* please note that all break room zaniness on twitter should be tagged #BAGELCRIME
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someone brought in a toaster oven into our break room from home and it's the most disgustingly filthy thing i've ever seen in my life Sniep fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Jun 24, 2015 |
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Sniep posted:someone brought in a toaster oven into our break room from home and it's the most disgustingly filthy thing i've ever seen in my life
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:15 |
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Sniep posted:someone brought in a toaster oven into our break room from home and it's the most disgustingly filthy thing i've ever seen in my life just spend 10 minutes cleaning it and you will have an adequate toaster oven.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:22 |
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lampey posted:just spend 10 minutes cleaning it and you will have an adequate toaster oven. I'm not touching it.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:23 |
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Triglav posted:From: Mgmt gently caress the ceo
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:31 |
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that really didn;t go out to everybody did it?
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:32 |
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Dolomite posted:gently caress the ceo
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:34 |
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I have strong opinions on how to do dishes in a communal setting. I formed these strong opinions from life in hacker homes and medium-sized offices. Just enough people to have a tragedy of the commons effect, not so many as to make professional cleaning staff reasonable. 1) Nagging doesn't work. This is especially true of condescending emails and posted notices. "Your mother doesn't work here..." just makes people want to leave things dirty to spite you. 2) The main reason people don't do their dishes and put them in the dishwasher is because there are already dishes in the sink. 3) The main reason people leave dishes in the sink is because the dishwasher is both full and clean. A policy of "if the dishwasher is clean then the next unlucky person to use a cup has to empty the entire thing" will simply not be followed. 4) Because of 3, someone needs to own emptying the dishwasher. If you are the office manager, house captain, or otherwise default person responsible for facilities issues, congratulations that person is you. No one else will volunteer. 5) A secondary reason people leave dishes in the sink is because they do not know if the dishwasher is clean or dirty. 6) A flippable "dishwasher is clean/dirty" sign, magnet, and similar indicators are completely unreliable and will not be trusted, even if you follow it religiously. The same goes for automatic "clean" lights on dishwashers that in practice mean "the dishwasher was not yet opened after running". So, what works? Just act like people here do their own dishes. Don't ask, plead, or beg, just say it already happens (and imply they're the odd one out if they don't). As for keeping track of clean/dirty, the most robust method is to put soap in the dishwasher after you've finished emptying it, as part of the job of emptying. This provides an unambiguous signal that they have not yet run, no matter how clean-looking dishes inside look. This has the added benefit of being a step you need to do anyway, and you can add further redundancy by checking that the soap is there when you put dishes in in case you forgot. If someone asks clean/dirty status, just ask them if there is soap in it.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:05 |
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Triglav posted:From: Mgmt
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:12 |
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i love me a good christian business
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:15 |
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ShadowHawk posted:I have strong opinions on how to do dishes in a communal setting. I formed these strong opinions from life in hacker homes and medium-sized offices. Just enough people to have a tragedy of the commons effect, not so many as to make professional cleaning staff reasonable. shadowhawk I hope I'm not alone in saying you're a pretty alright guy
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:36 |
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the gently caress is this anyways I asked one guy why he's always putting "j" in random places and he said they are smiley faces. what?
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:40 |
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DNova posted:the gently caress is this anyways http://blogs.msdn.com/b/oldnewthing/archive/2006/05/23/604741.aspx
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:48 |
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good lord
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:52 |
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ray owns
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 01:03 |
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Don't forget! Next week, you'll need to submit a timesheet on the last day of the month and another on Friday as normal. Also remember that these are extremely important to fill out accurately every week!
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 01:15 |
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maniacdevnull posted:Don't forget! Next week, you'll need to submit a timesheet on the last day of the month and another on Friday as normal. Also remember that these are extremely important to fill out accurately every week! we have this duTrieux. posted:today in the office breakfast and lunch are being catered for a meeting. and this The best thing to do is to excise all the meat from the tiny sandwiches leftovers and make one regular sandwich
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 01:21 |
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lmao timesheets
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 01:26 |
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echinopsis posted:lmao timesheets Mine are as important as they are identical every week.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 01:28 |
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when I worked at EA my timesheets were going to the wrong department and some random director was approving them. he was going on sabbatical and emailed me to tell me he couldn't approve them while he was gone and it caused a huge shitstorm because my boss was supposed to be approving them and wasn't for months.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 01:31 |
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Beast of Bourbon posted:when I worked at EA [...] was going on sabbatical this doesn't seem to add up, i thought ea worked everyone to death forever?
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 01:34 |
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when he says sabbatical, he means his own funeral
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 01:38 |
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the people who have been at EA since the 80s can do whatever they want whenever they want
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 01:40 |
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Beast of Bourbon posted:the people who have been at EA since the 80s can do whatever they want whenever they want gotta keep porting that old paint program or some poo poo
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 06:15 |
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Beast of Bourbon posted:the people who have been at EA since the 80s can do whatever they want whenever they want Greetings
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 06:23 |
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The Green Team announces: Bagels for Bikers! From now till the end of August, if you commute to the office on a bicycle during the week, you get a bagel on Friday. Q: What do I do? A: Travel at least part of way to the Auburn Hills office on a human powered vehicle that does not require a license to operate. Q: Who do I tell? A: When you bike in, send me an email. Include a ‘selfie’ with your bicycle if you want to be in the end-of-the-year montage. Q: Where’s my bagel? A: Bagels will be in the upstairs cafeteria at 10:00 AM on Friday (or whichever day closes out that week). So pump up those tires, grab your helmet, and enjoy the fresh air! The Green Team entire message is in comic sans and in green because it's from ~the green team~
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 13:51 |
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Tusen Takk posted:The Green Team announces: tbqh this sounds like it's right up your maturity level
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 14:12 |
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A 'selfie'
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 14:28 |
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we dont have showers here so rip people's olfactory capabilities
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 14:34 |
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after trying to kill everyone on the road, the least you bicyclers can do is shower. you smell awful.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 14:41 |
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congratulations on the promotion kevin!
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 14:43 |
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Tru storyquote:From: Mgmt quote:From: Mgmt quote:From: Mgmt quote:From: Mgmt
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 15:08 |
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Jonny 290 posted:remember hovercraft deals with architects and civil engineers and poo poo. they run screaming from change bingo adobe acrobat and even reader have supported redline revisions for around a decade now but my older colleagues who need to get something to me remotely will just print it out, mark it up in red pen, and then make a low enough quality scan of it so that they can email it to me then they call me up to explain it b/c you can't read anything from it being 3rd generation reproduction and their idiot boomer script also every office that i've ever worked in has required me to print out expense reports so that i can wet sign them
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 15:25 |
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the plant smells like stallman's semen
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 16:19 |
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:Tru story lmao
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 16:23 |
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Valeyard posted:so back in the first week of uni we got this email this happened at portland state university a few years ago, with the history department
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 16:23 |
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Sniep posted:someone brought in a toaster oven into our break room from home and it's the most disgustingly filthy thing i've ever seen in my life apparently you've never seen ur poasts!
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 17:20 |
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at my last job hr accidentally copied all of the us staff on an email and despite email and in person pleas it still wet on for over 48 hours
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 17:21 |
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Cat Face Joe posted:at my last job hr accidentally copied all of the us staff on an email and despite email and in person pleas it still wet on for over 48 hours Make an outlook rule to move them to the recycle bin based on subject line #lifehacks
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