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~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

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"the **office fairies** are on strike!" <fairy clip art from Office '97 CD>
"please *wash*, *dry*, and *put away* your dishes! :) :) :)" <in 10000 different typefaces and combinations of bold, italic, and underline>

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Dec 9, 2003

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maniacdevnull posted:

Company Public Service Say 2007 was a great success! *6 photos of people no one has ever met*

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Dec 9, 2003

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~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

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maniacdevnull posted:

Don't forget! Next week, you'll need to submit a timesheet on the last day of the month and another on Friday as normal. Also remember that these are extremely important to fill out accurately every week!

we have this :(

duTrieux. posted:

today in the office breakfast and lunch are being catered for a meeting.

scavengers make up a critical part of any healthy corporate ecosystem, cleaning up debris and leftover organic matter.

and this :)

The best thing to do is to excise all the meat from the tiny sandwiches leftovers and make one regular sandwich

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

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Optimus_Rhyme posted:

Tru story

From: Mgmt
To: All
Date: June 6, 2013
Subject: Free Drinks in Vending Machines

Starting next week we will be offering free soda beverages in the vending machines. You will each be issued a card which will allow you three drinks a day, the count resets each day at midnight.

Enjoy your free drinks!

We have this except it's 5/week.

It's got to be way more expensive to pay Coca Cola to run a vending machine on every floor and assign every employee a "coke card" than just to have the coffee ladies restock the fridge with cans of soft drink for free

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