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Sephiroth_IRA

Coolness Averted posted:

i bet you that's mayonnaise and not sour cream

Dude you just made that thing a thousand times worse than it already was for me. :barf:

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joke_explainer


Sephiroth_IRA posted:

Dude you just made that thing a thousand times worse than it already was for me. :barf:

Don't worry. It's actually miracle whip.

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

Coolness Averted posted:

i bet you that's mayonnaise and not sour cream



joke_explainer posted:

Recipe for the racist confederate taco:

2 slices of oscar meyer ultra-processed ham
1 slice american cheese
1 hard taco shell
2 tbsp miracle whip
1/8th cup chopped lettuce from a bag
1/8th cup canned diced tomatos

roll ham and cheese slice into roll. place in hard taco shell. apply miracle whip. spread lettuce and tomatos on top. serve to people you hate.


ty bacalou!

Coolness Averted

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
and yet i was quoted first. looks like that joke didn't need explaining :smugdog:

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

Coolness Averted posted:

and yet i was quoted first. looks like that joke didn't need explaining :smugdog:

oh, sorry, no i meant it's even worse then mayo

miracle whip is evil


ty bacalou!

Piso Mojado

I know this will be unpopular...but...miracle whip is loving fantastic, and I would eat that taco.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Piso Mojado posted:

I know this will be unpopular...but...miracle whip is loving fantastic, and I would eat that taco.

oh drat

exmarx


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.






FreshCutFries


AngrySimilarIslandcanary.gif

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
That taco looks like poo poo.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Goldmine.

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dogcrash truther

The taco is haraam

dogcrash truther

Beautiful

and let me just take this opportunity to say that not only is this a good thread but it's nice to see a lot of less-regular posters posting in it. Hello friends

PathAsc

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

dogcrash truther posted:

Beautiful

and let me just take this opportunity to say that not only is this a good thread but it's nice to see a lot of less-regular posters posting in it. Hello friends

Hello, thanks for having us.

Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

dogcrash truther posted:

Beautiful

and let me just take this opportunity to say that not only is this a good thread but it's nice to see a lot of less-regular posters posting in it. Hello friends

hello

It's a good thread

Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
the power of bread compels me

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

Coolness Averted posted:

i bet you that's mayonnaise and not sour cream

groß

fuck. marry. t-rex

It actually looks like 1 slice of ham, 2 slices of turkey, 1 slice of cheese as well-

It's the world's most disappointing club

Bread Set Jettison

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

It actually looks like 1 slice of ham, 2 slices of turkey, 1 slice of cheese as well-

It's the world's most disappointing club

Its a turducken of meat cheese and hate


Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I can't breathe... this thread... frontpage material...

cute anime girl

Salmiakki


https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

Bread Set Jettison


hahaha


saboten

thank u bacalou

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

dogcrash truther

Aaaaaa

dogcrash truther

I was trying to figure out what to do with this one. Good job

Sephiroth_IRA

Goldmine

dogcrash truther

The reason it took so long to find John Wilkes Booth;

"Can you describe the taco that shot the president?"
"It had ham and miracle whip and..."
"That's not a taco."
"It was a taco, I tell you!"
"Another false report...throw it in the pile. Doesn't anyone who was in that loving theater know what a taco looks like?"

Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

oh my

GEExCEE

dogcrash truther posted:

The reason it took so long to find John Wilkes Booth;

"Can you describe the taco that shot the president?"
"It had ham and miracle whip and..."
"That's not a taco."
"It was a taco, I tell you!"
"Another false report...throw it in the pile. Doesn't anyone who was in that loving theater know what a taco looks like?"

lol

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Mapparu

joke_explainer



Stellar BP. Great stuff.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Piso Mojado


lol

Gross Dude

Gross Dude

This is So well done

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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

lmao

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