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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF..Pick Up lines or Funny ones that you have heard
 
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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Darth123123 posted:

"Wanna watch me post on SomethingAwful.com?"

Some that a friend has reported overhearing while down at the lake:

"I want to put a baby in you"
"I wanna undress you with my tongue"
" Hey, hey, hey , you want to cool off? I live nearby and have AC"
"I want to taste your sweat"

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