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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
I will be drafting first overall.

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Good Will Hrunting
Oct 8, 2012

I changed my mind.
I'm not sorry.
I'm so upset about Jordy I don't care about football right now.

RisqueBarber
Jul 10, 2005

I'll take second

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
I like 4th with that high 3rd round pick

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


RisqueBarber posted:

I'll take second


89 posted:

I like 4th with that high 3rd round pick

Azhais picks before you guys.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

89 posted:

I like 4th with that high 3rd round pick

That's precisely why I like early picks for this league. That and JJ Watt.

Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost
Sigh, I wanted to come in somewhere near the top half of that bidding process... but I forgot to post until I was halfway across the Pacific and would be landing too late.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
I just wanted to make sure I had a stud player in my lineup with 16 freakin' teams. Since Beer is taking JJ Watt, that means I'll have either AP, Bell, or Jamaal. Cool.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Pick Your Spot
Beer4TheBeerGod - $250
Azhais - $201
RisqueBarber - $200
89 - $151
DrPossum - $150
Kazak_Hstan - $100
Aredna - $50
spacejung - $10
The X-man cometh - $1

Random Slots To Be Assigned In a Random Order Randomly
Good Will Hrunting
jabro
Seebee
Its Miller Time
Smarms
Spoeank
Sataere

DRAFT ORDER
1. Beer4TheBeerGod
2. RisqueBarber (Unless Azhais takes it)
3.
4. 89 (Unless Azhais/RisqueBarber takes it)
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Once everyone picks their draft position, will you be letting the rest of us know our draft position?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Sataere posted:

Once everyone picks their draft position, will you be letting the rest of us know our draft position?

I already have.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

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I'm confused, because I only see three draft spots. :v:

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Sataere posted:

I'm confused, because I only see three draft spots. :v:

Really? I see every name in the league.

If other folks could post their preference with backup spots so we can speed things up it would be appreciated. PM me if you feel like being secretive.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Just to stop holding up the show, I'll take 8

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Pick Your Spot
Beer4TheBeerGod - $250
Azhais - $201
RisqueBarber - $200
89 - $151
DrPossum - $150
Kazak_Hstan - $100
Aredna - $50
spacejung - $10
The X-man cometh - $1

Random Slots To Be Assigned In a Random Order Randomly
Good Will Hrunting
jabro
Seebee
Its Miller Time
Smarms
Spoeank
Sataere

DRAFT ORDER
1. Beer4TheBeerGod
2. RisqueBarber
3.
4.
5. 89
6.
7.
8. Azhais
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.

Beer4TheBeerGod fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Aug 26, 2015

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



How are the rest of us going to be slotted? I vote Haiku-off

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Sataere posted:

How are the rest of us going to be slotted? I vote Haiku-off

Random Slots To Be Assigned In a Random Order Randomly

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



jabro posted:

Random Slots To Be Assigned In a Random Order Randomly

I know, I'm just trying to make dumb jokes.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Sataere posted:

I know, I'm just trying to make dumb jokes.

I dunno, I like the idea of the non-payers having a rap battle for position

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Azhais posted:

I dunno, I like the idea of the non-payers having a rap battle for position

You guys couldn't handle my mad beatz

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
Actually, bump me down to number 5.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Done. Paging DrPossum.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
I'll take 6!

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Pick Your Spot
Beer4TheBeerGod - $250
Azhais - $201
RisqueBarber - $200
89 - $151
DrPossum - $150
Kazak_Hstan - $100
Aredna - $50
spacejung - $10
The X-man cometh - $1

Random Slots To Be Assigned In a Random Order Randomly
Good Will Hrunting
jabro
Seebee
Its Miller Time
Smarms
Spoeank
Sataere

DRAFT ORDER
1. Beer4TheBeerGod
2. RisqueBarber
3.
4.
5. 89
6. DrPossum
7.
8. Azhais
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.

Oh this is exciting!

Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost
I'll take 4 or 3 if Kazak_Hstan takes 4.

Out of curiosity, are you going to release beersheets IDP edition prior to our draft? Figuring out where to spend my time for draft prep

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Aredna posted:

I'll take 4 or 3 if Kazak_Hstan takes 4.

Out of curiosity, are you going to release beersheets IDP edition prior to our draft? Figuring out where to spend my time for draft prep

Nope. Gotta test it to make sure it works!

Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Nope. Gotta test it to make sure it works!

Sadness

Any chance of there being a data leak? I'm just trying to minimize the effort this is gonna take to prepare!

I'm just hoping I can steal some of the $2k ($20k FAAB) you're gonna have available to cheat with - seeing as you're going to get literally every player off of waiver wire with that sort of bankroll.

Perhaps I'll have to make RedSheets or something to try and compete for donations!

Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost
Double post so it's easier to find in case you read the previous one already. Finally picking a charity:


One Drop - https://www.onedrop.org/

One Drop is an organization dedicated to improving access to clean water around the world. Rather than simply supply water for a short period of time, One Drop runs multi-year projects customized to the local area. These projects include microloans, clean water education, and community clean water centers and wells. Long term these projects lead to improved health, food, sanitation, and income.

RisqueBarber
Jul 10, 2005

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Nope. Gotta test it to make sure it works!

ruthless

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Nope. Gotta test it to make sure it works!

By gotta make sure it works, he means he needs to test it on us to see how badly he beats us all. :v:

Aredna posted:

Sadness

Any chance of there being a data leak? I'm just trying to minimize the effort this is gonna take to prepare!

I'm just hoping I can steal some of the $2k ($20k FAAB) you're gonna have available to cheat with - seeing as you're going to get literally every player off of waiver wire with that sort of bankroll.

Perhaps I'll have to make RedSheets or something to try and compete for donations!

I don't think Beer uses the donations except to increase the charity pool. His FAAB comes from what he directly contributes, if I am not mistaken.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Sataere posted:

I don't think Beer uses the donations except to increase the charity pool. His FAAB comes from what he directly contributes, if I am not mistaken.

Nope. I put in hundreds of hours making these stupid sheets, you can drat well bet that I use the proceeds for my FAAB. Although this is the first time we've gotten so much.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

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Ahh, maybe that is it. Actually, now that I think about it, we did have it where people could donate on our behalf. When I'm famous in two years, you all are gonna be boned.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Sataere posted:

Ahh, maybe that is it. Actually, now that I think about it, we did have it where people could donate on our behalf. When I'm famous in two years, you all are gonna be boned.

I don't think being featured on an episode of Hoarders will get you many donations.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



jabro posted:

I don't think being featured on an episode of Hoarders will get you many donations.

But my trophy collection is incredible. My favorite is this league's trophy from last year. :whatup:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



So I just glanced at the beersheet for 16 man leagues. You should know that we are all hosed. I give it until round 4 until we all start freaking the gently caress out. Is there a charity for fantasy football players who suffer from PTSD after their draft? Because I'd like to change my charity to that.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Sataere posted:

So I just glanced at the beersheet for 16 man leagues. You should know that we are all hosed. I give it until round 4 until we all start freaking the gently caress out. Is there a charity for fantasy football players who suffer from PTSD after their draft? Because I'd like to change my charity to that.

Yeah, it's called my beer fund. You already contributed to it last year via our dynasty league.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Can we finalize the draft order tonight?

And Beer I did $50 just now.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
All remaining drafters have been notified.

Pick Your Spot
Beer4TheBeerGod - $250
Azhais - $201
RisqueBarber - $200
89 - $151
DrPossum - $150
Kazak_Hstan - $100
Aredna - $50
spacejung - $10
The X-man cometh - $1

Order of Remaining Assignments
Good Will Hrunting
jabro
Seebee
Its Miller Time
Smarms
Spoeank
Sataere

DRAFT ORDER
1. Beer4TheBeerGod
2. RisqueBarber
3.
4. Aredna (Unless Kazak_Hstan takes it)
5. 89
6. DrPossum
7.
8. Azhais
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.

In the interest of moving things along I will explain how the remaining slots will be filled. See your name? Notice how they're in no particular order? That's because I already randomized them. Once the order is chosen the remaining slots will be filled per the list. So Good Will Hrunting will get the first open spot, jabro will get the second open spot, and so forth until Sataere gets the last open spot.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
Spacejung's going last so I'll take 9, or 7 if Kazak_Hstan takes 9.

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spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
I'll take position #14 if it's available.

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