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Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

FullLeatherJacket posted:

make all football tickets free, allocate based on being able to name members of your 1994 first team squad

if you bring your girlfriend with you the team mascot is allowed to put you in a gunge tank

Make the gunge tank only if your missus won't flash the big screen. Call it clunge or gunge

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Ticket sales make up such a small percentage of club's revenue they might as well make them free tbh.

Or sell the stadiums and play games in a park with enough room for the BT cameras. £130m a year of pure profit.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

not not luvd posted:

maybe if you hadnt lost all that money on di maria youd have got some stickers

or if you supported a proper club

what did you get with your season ticket?

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Big Taff Man posted:

what did you get with your season ticket?

A receipt for at least £1000 lmao

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

I was going to revive the football A/V but I can't be arsed so instead I'll ask here if there is a new cool way to stream all the football like when you could use a proxy for that Middle eastern business?

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Is anyone going to do a fantasy football thread this season?

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Apparently Di Maria has gone AWOL? I thought he was set to move to PSG or something, why would he need to refuse to come back to Manchester?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
He found one of Louis Van Gaal's socks and now he's free.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
lol

Aloysius Malfoy

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Eau de MacGowan posted:

He found one of Louis Van Gaal's socks and now he's free.

Nice.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Raffles posted:

I was going to revive the football A/V but I can't be arsed so instead I'll ask here if there is a new cool way to stream all the football like when you could use a proxy for that Middle eastern business?

i lost all my stream related links in a reformat. i dont know if its worth a thread, but id really like a place where we can all hold hands and share our links.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Strawman posted:

Is anyone going to do a fantasy football thread this season?

Maybe you should check the fantasy forum.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
This season is going to be like every other season.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Eau de MacGowan posted:

He found one of Louis Van Gaal's socks and now he's free.

lmao

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Raffles posted:

I was going to revive the football A/V but I can't be arsed so instead I'll ask here if there is a new cool way to stream all the football like when you could use a proxy for that Middle eastern business?

The NZ one I sign up to is pretty great.

premierleaguepass.com

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Can't remember if we have a Europe thread yet, but West Ham's Fair Play run is continuing in calamitous fashion. After throwing away a two goal lead, they've had another red card, and Bilic was apparently sent to the stands.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

EvilHawk posted:

Can't remember if we have a Europe thread yet, but West Ham's Fair Play run is continuing in calamitous fashion. After throwing away a two goal lead, they've had another red card, and Bilic was apparently sent to the stands.

Valencia was injured as well. The stadium let out a collective groan as he was replaced with Maiga. Astra were kicking the poo poo out of West Ham for the entire game and they never got called on it. Ah well. Never expected is to get far in the competition but would have liked us to go a little further than this. Was funny to see Bilic get sent off

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism
On the plus side Southampton beat Vitesse 3-0, it went a bit to poo poo in the second half but Vitesse only had a few chances at best and Southampton deserved to win.

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

EvilHawk posted:

Can't remember if we have a Europe thread yet, but West Ham's Fair Play run is continuing in calamitous fashion. After throwing away a two goal lead, they've had another red card, and Bilic was apparently sent to the stands.

They'll be good value this season I think

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Are west ham playing kids or what? Didn't expect then to struggle against the champions of the Kazakh league or whatever

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013
they've had 3 players sent off so far bring back big sam

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Ewar Woowar posted:

The NZ one I sign up to is pretty great.

premierleaguepass.com

Yup, used this one last season, works like a charm.

Bea Nanner posted:

i lost all my stream related links in a reformat. i dont know if its worth a thread, but id really like a place where we can all hold hands and share our links.

Also this, seems like a lot of sites got shut down recently. Or I'm just becoming an old man who isn't up to date with stuff anymore.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

blue footed boobie posted:

Are west ham playing kids or what? Didn't expect then to struggle against the champions of the Kazakh league or whatever

kids and rejects mixed with first teamers. These guys apparently took out Lyon last year but I'm too lazy to check.

E; Valencia has seriously hosed both his knee and ankle, and is being sent to a specialist. QPR are probably going to get their asking price for Austin, then.

Spangly A fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Jul 31, 2015

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

we should go for balotelli instead.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

MoPZiG posted:

we should go for balotelli instead.

yeah, you should.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Spangly A posted:

kids and rejects mixed with first teamers. These guys apparently took out Lyon last year but I'm too lazy to check.

E; Valencia has seriously hosed both his knee and ankle, and is being sent to a specialist. QPR are probably going to get their asking price for Austin, then.

From all reports we completely bossed them until the red card, so I've got faith for the away leg. Sad to see Valencia out, but Austin would be a pretty handy signing given that Carroll is only ever going to play for about 2 months of any season

e. I'd have Balotelli, but not on the wages he's getting now

its no big deal
Apr 19, 2015

Bogan Krkic posted:

From all reports we completely bossed them until the red card, so I've got faith for the away leg. Sad to see Valencia out, but Austin would be a pretty handy signing given that Carroll is only ever going to play for about 2 months of any season

e. I'd have Balotelli, but not on the wages he's getting now

Leave it to Ginge to go and mess things up with that thing he calls "tackling."

Love that guy.

JerryRudd
Apr 17, 2002

Power of the Pornstache

Raffles posted:

I was going to revive the football A/V but I can't be arsed so instead I'll ask here if there is a new cool way to stream all the football like when you could use a proxy for that Middle eastern business?

Hang around http://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams on gameday. They are pretty good about keeping multiple non-shutdown links flowing.

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

Strawman posted:

Is anyone going to do a fantasy football thread this season?

here i created a league: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3734254

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

beedeebee posted:

Yup, used this one last season, works like a charm.


Also this, seems like a lot of sites got shut down recently. Or I'm just becoming an old man who isn't up to date with stuff anymore.

Update on this. Premierleaguepass doesn't seem to work with Hola anymore. What VPN or thing do you guys use? I don't know what will work and what won't, and I'd like to be sure before I spend any money on it.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I use zenmate for netflix after reading an article about hola being dodgy. Can't say it will work and its less reliable than hola but hola is pretty dodgy

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Jose posted:

I use zenmate for netflix after reading an article about hola being dodgy. Can't say it will work and its less reliable than hola but hola is pretty dodgy

Zenmate looks good, but you can only select a couple of different locations. Taiwan isn't one of them unfortunately, so you can't connect to premierleaguepass :(

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



beedeebee posted:

Update on this. Premierleaguepass doesn't seem to work with Hola anymore. What VPN or thing do you guys use? I don't know what will work and what won't, and I'd like to be sure before I spend any money on it.

I use Unotelly. Works just fine for Premier League Pass, and they're active about keeping their poo poo up to date. When something goes wrong, a geoblock protection is changed or added, they respond quickly and try to fix things.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

I haven't visited TRP at all during the summer break, in preparation for the new season could someone give me a rundown on the latest shitposters and memes please.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Lemon posted:

I haven't visited TRP at all during the summer break, in preparation for the new season could someone give me a rundown on the latest shitposters and memes please.

The hot new meme which is not a meme because it's true is that we all love chuggo, and he's going to win the posting premier league

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Lemon posted:

I haven't visited TRP at all during the summer break, in preparation for the new season could someone give me a rundown on the latest shitposters and memes please.
Nah mate it's the same old poo poo unfortunately.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Lemon posted:

I haven't visited TRP at all during the summer break, in preparation for the new season could someone give me a rundown on the latest shitposters and memes please.

The latest hot meme is that Giroud is precisely the 6th best striker in the world. Its no Munich Sandwich but its probably as good as or a Ronaldo

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Make a new thread you gays!

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

African AIDS cum posted:

Make a new thread you gays!

You do it

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Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Is footie starting very early this year or is it just me

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