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quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


I can't be bothered to bang on about it, but the last Dark Tower book was absolute loving bullshit. Stephen King finished an epic set of books written over 20 years, with over 4,200 pages with what amounts to no resolution. That's some blue balls right there.

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quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


This is a set of four books, of which I've read the first three; The first one's called "The Book With No Name", written by "Anonymous" (not the 4chan dudes, thankfully). They are absolutely batshit insane, and not particularly well written, but are somehow still fun to read. There's vampires, ghosts, zombies, cowboys, Elvis, it's like the writer just couldn't decide what pop culture reference to throw in, so he just used them all. The protagonist, The Bourbon Kid, lights his cigarettes using flames that come from his fingers.

The third book's essentially Zombie Pop Idol the book, complete with a Simon Cowell stand-in. Read the books, they're so bad they're almost amazing. Have a wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourbon_Kid

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