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Ryoshi posted:Just thought of another one: Seven Deadly Wonders by some guy I won't honor by looking up but I think there was a Matt in his name or something. Matt Reilly, he typed explosively!! CLICK-CLACK! The keys were flying but little did flosofl know... a short was developing! Soon, his fingers would tingle... WITH A MILD JOLT OF ELECTRICITY! His book The Contest is particularly poo poo and reads like the teenage wish-fulfillment fantasy that it is (he wrote it when he was 19)
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2015 22:49 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 03:58 |
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Nutsngum posted:Blowing up Krondor was kind of cool I must say That was the last one I enjoyed.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2015 05:41 |
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:Pro-click right here Reminds me of Scalzi's Aprils Fools joke from a few years ago on Tor's site. "The Shadow War of the Night Dragons, Book One: The Dead City" posted:Night had come to the city of Skalandarharia, the sort of night with such a quality of black to it that it was as if black coal had been wrapped in blackest velvet, bathed in the purple-black ink of the demon squid Drindel and flung down a black well that descended toward the deepest, blackest crevasses of Drindelthengen, the netherworld ruled by Drindel, in which the sinful were punished, the black of which was so legendarily black that when the dreaded Drindelthengenflagen, the ravenous blind black badger trolls of Drindelthengen, would feast upon the uselessly dilated eyes of damned, the abandoned would cry out in joy as the Drindelthengenflagenmorden, the feared Black Spoons of the Drindelthengenflagen, pressed against their optic nerves, giving them one last sensation of light before the most absolute blackness fell upon them, made yet even blacker by the injury sustained from a falling lump of ink-bathed, velvet-wrapped coal.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 18:02 |
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Antivehicular posted:Oh, man, was this one of J.D. Robb's In Death books? I kind of love those trashy pieces of poo poo, but the main characters are the worst loving things about them, especially Omnicompetent Billionaire Hacker Boyfriend/Husband. Some fictional characters just need to be taken out behind the back of the barn and put out of everyone's misery. That's what I was thinking of from atrsy fartsy's description but couldn't place the name. I *knew* this trash rang a bell. I remember my mom lending me one of them years ago and I couldn't even finish it. Just to make sure my memory wasn't playing tricks I looked it up and J.D. Robb is the pseudonym of Nora Roberts of the trashy romance novel fame. Not surprised.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 13:44 |
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Pinball posted:Better than Marion Zimmer Bradley, though, who ended up being a pedophile. I don't know *how* I missed that news last year, but welp. And holy poo poo.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 03:46 |
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loquacius posted:- All the Grand Moffs fly around on a ship together. That ship is called the Moffship. On the Moffship they have conferences. Those conferences are called Mofferences. I have just re-done my to-do list for Monday at work. First order of business is getting my group to call all meetings tele-Mofferences.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 21:24 |
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xiw posted:I really enjoyed this takedown of Anathem. I suppose if you're a mathematician, a book with math playing a major role written by a non-mathematician would be irritating. Similar to how most books and movies regarding computers and hackers are like nails on a chalkboard to me. But god drat that "review" was tedious, uninteresting and full of nit-picky details. It's like the Neil Stephenson of reviews.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 13:39 |
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Just Offscreen posted:
Actually, I don't have one and pretty much enjoy his books. But I couldn't pass up the joke after reading that tedious "review".
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 17:00 |
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The Vosgian Beast posted:The best part of it is that Richard takes to wearing an instrument of torture around his neck as a symbol of resilience or something. So a buttplug on a necklace? It almost sounds like it's the "shitmazing" kind of bad. But the more I hear about it, the more it just sounds like the "bad" kind of bad.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 19:37 |
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Well, they weren't great, but they weren't what you portray either. There are bad things about them as books, but you feel the need to make poo poo up whole cloth. I mean it's like you're mixing up the books with a combination of drug damaged memory mixed with bad 90's direct to VHS movies with a dash of wish-fulfillment thrown in. For example: The Saddest Rhino posted:i do remember one thing though: there was a hot supermodel. this super hot supermodel was on tv and he's like "imma go and teleport to where she is, kidnap her and then when she's stuck alone with me with nowhere out, i'll seduce her with my charms and make her LOVE ME" which is of loving course exactly what he did. Literally did not happen at all in the book. Not once.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 03:56 |
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Has anybody read the Iron Druid books? Amazon kept recommending them to me for ages and they looked like hot garbage. Eh, read the 1st one or two and see what you think, just don't expect to be challenged as a reader. I'd say they're kind of a low-rent Dresden Files. Which I see as the book equivalent of popcorn. Nothing nutritious but still a decent snack.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 03:08 |
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Stick Insect posted:Little Brother, also by Cory Doctorow. Yeah, his books are not my cup of tea. His online stuff comes across as personable, unless he's channeling Anti-Surveilance Jesus (which was happening more and more). And his snippy little comments to people who dare question his wisdom in the discussion threads on BiongBoin, pretty much drove me from the site years ago.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 13:44 |
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Tiggum posted:I just read an excellent terrible book. It's called Americosis volume 1: The Savior Cometh and it's by Haydn Wilks. I posted [url=https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/1393462788]a full review of it on You realize you're going to have to do a Let's Read of this when it's done, right?
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 18:44 |
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Klaus88 posted:
Welcome to the world of self publishing.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 02:48 |
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Domus posted:See, this is a dilemma I've run into recently. Do the "sexy" parts of a story matter? If it was good otherwise, would it be OK for him to have a kneecap dick? What about the opposite? My sister-in-law asked me to edit her werewolf romance/erotica. If someone is writing a book that is mainly about the sex, does it matter if the rest of the story is good? Because part of me wants to go "You never explained this, this, and this, these mythical creatures aren't from where you say they are, the creation story you told is horrible, and the whole Indian thing is frankly offensive". And then the other part of me says "It's freaking werewolf porn, make sure penis is spelled right and move on". If someone asked, before this moment, "Flosofl, do you ever think you'll read about someone having an existential crisis regarding the fundamentals of a narrative while editing werewolf porn?" the answer would have been no. Then I'd think, "Oh, yeah. The Internet." and change my answer.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 23:44 |
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Jerome Agricola posted:Not meaning to start poo poo. It's just weird to me. Everyone I know (or at least have talked about the issue with) has fallen asleep reading often. NOT arguing, but I have a force myself to *stop* reading or I will stay up all night.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 02:39 |
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Postal Parcel posted:Not as bad as others, but Larry Correia's Monster Hunter series hits a sort of sweet spot for me. It's been a while so I'll give a quick synopsis of what I remember. That's thing with his books I've found. I like the concepts and world-building he's going for in the Monster Hunters and Grimnoir books, but the MC are such terrible self inserts I just can't take them. I don't recall, was he one of the rabid/sad puppies with the Hugos or was he the one that said "Keep me the gently caress out that poo poo". I know one of the authors told Vox Day and his crew to gently caress off and not lump his poo poo in with theirs. I just can't remember if it was this guy or another Baen author.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 16:31 |
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Gabriel Pope posted:Wasn't he the guy that basically started the whole Puppies thing because obviously the only reason his masterpieces weren't winning Hugos was because the awards were rigged? Just googled it. Coreia and Brad Torgersen were the poo poo heads that kicked off the whole thing.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 17:02 |
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Hey, someone else knows it! And knows the title better than me. Here's the cover: I love how they couldn't get a cover-blurb from an actual published author. Just one who was peripherally involved with one.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 18:46 |
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DavidAlltheTime posted:And he's the co-author of a game, not even a book. Lol. That makes it even worse since it was basically a different arm of the same publishing house. They couldn't even get someone who wasn't contractually obligated to say something nice.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 19:28 |
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outlier posted:My predominant memory of Stranger in a Strange Land is that the school library had it and I read it when I was 15. Thought it was kinda stupid at the time but was unsure if I just didn't get it. You just couldn't grok it.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 19:27 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Seeing an EU display in the library, kid-me was intrigued by the idea of more Star Wars and checked out Truce at Bakura and the Dark Empire comic. Kid-me did not give the EU a second chance. The only EU books worth a poo poo are the Thrawn novels by Zahn.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2015 01:46 |
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Senior Woodchuck posted:Kurt Busiek and Carlos Pacheco did a comic called Arrowsmith, which is set in WWI but with magic instead of tech. There's trolls and pixies and other such things. It's pretty dope. There's also the Milkweed books by Ian Tregillis. WWII and the Cold War fought with magic and alchemy.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 14:48 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:What? Did you read the comics or the novels? The novels have illustrations. At least the hardcover and trade paperbacks did. I remember being especially disturbed by an illustration in the book with the train (the 3rd one, I think).
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 20:56 |
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pentyne posted:So I read a book series that started strong but wow did it lose the plot. The Left Hand of God by Paul Hoffman. At best I'll say it really messes with the conventional fantasy tropes and is fairly unique but gets really....fanfiction-y after book 1. Yeah, I liked the first one, but I couldn't make it though the second. I just sorta lost interest when he becomes super general.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 05:54 |
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I demand a Let's Read. You must report back with a link to it. I love how the book descriptions include the paper size. At 8.5 x 11 and that page count, I'm imagining a barely legible scrawl in one of those 5-subject spiral notebooks.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 04:12 |
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Gabriel Pope posted:I think you accidentally posted this before you got to the part of the book that's terrible, because everything you've said makes it sound awesome. I thought it was a fun, mindless book. My complaint is the buildup took too long before the vamps-kicking-rear end started. I wish he'd write a sequel where they have adventures on a ship named the SS Nosferatu.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 21:01 |
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:The best takedown of Dan Brown remains this gem. This is still my favorite paragraph ever written: quote:The 190lb adult male human being nodded his head to indicate satisfaction and returned to his bedroom by walking there. Still asleep in the luxurious four-poster bed of the expensive $10 million house was beautiful wife Mrs Brown. Renowned author Dan Brown gazed admiringly at the pulchritudinous brunette’s blonde tresses, flowing from her head like a stream but made from hair instead of water and without any fish in. She was as majestic as the finest sculpture by Caravaggio or the most coveted portrait by Rodin. I like the attractive woman, thought the successful man.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 21:13 |
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canis minor posted:edit: I also haven't seen mentioned The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice. While I've not read the book, the reviews make it seem delightful read. And apparently it's being adapted as tv series. Yay! Wha? That poo poo is straight up hard-core BSDM porn. I'm curious as to what kind of story is left after they sanitize it for TV. If you cut out all the whipping, bondage, and hard-core sex there's probably only 20 to 30 pages you can adapt out of few hundred. It's also not very good and was surprisingly boring. I have no idea about the sequels.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 02:41 |
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The Vosgian Beast posted:Hey they made a movie of 50 Shades of Grey Probably why it got greenlit.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 03:13 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:gently caress I think I gotta read this now It is shitmazing. I loved it for all the reasons I suspect the author wasn't aiming for.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 13:40 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:...the tome called the Lexicon. So... a dictionary?
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 02:24 |
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quote:... a carbon-based sac of human flesh As opposed to all those "sacs" of human flesh based on different elements.
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 14:44 |
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Lamprey Cannon posted:And that isn't even mentioning the thing that's the titular 'Foundation's Fear', in that there are aliens living inside the Trantor computer network. They gave up their physical forms and uploaded themselves to their second life accounts, or something, because humans were going to bulldoze their planet. I don't think they even show up until the last fifty pages, and then they don't really *do* anything. Jesus, anti-virus is just as lovely in the future as it is now.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 22:18 |
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wallaka posted:You're in luck, then. She's not going to write any or allow any to be written. That was my understanding as well. Discworld is well and truly done.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 02:50 |
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bringmyfishback posted:
So many trademark infringements.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 03:12 |
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I can remember when there use to be a TV campaign on all the poo poo-tier local stations when I was a kid in the 80s. Do they still run these? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIIazHbErhc
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 11:36 |
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there wolf posted:Ever read the Toxic Spelldump one? Only Turtledove I ever read because when I went looking for more a helpful librarian pointed me to the alternate history genre in general and I picked up some book about literal fascists who started their own country and it quickly became the most powerful, best, advanced country because of the inherent superiority of the master race. Ugly stuff and it left me totally uninterested in reading anything by that other guy with all those books about how the civil war/WWII could have gone differently. Are you talking about the Domination series by SM Stirling? He wrote those as a deliberate dystopia as opposed to "things are differently bad, but they just work out anyway" . They're not supposed to be feel-good books in support of racism and eugenics. Anyway, that's not Turtledove.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 01:38 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:I believe S.M. Stirling was banned from alternatehistory.com a number of years ago for making comments which were interpreted as advocating genocide against Muslims. (Keep in mind that whether he's doing that is the administrator's interpretation of them.) Lol. That definitely puts a different spin on the Domination series.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 01:47 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 03:58 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:Yeah. My post was badly phrased. My uncle went to NA (Narcotics Anonymous). Narcanon and Narcotics Anonymous are two different organizations.
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