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Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

BigPaddy posted:

50 Shades, I mean have any of your looked at it? It is loving hilariously bad.

I read about half of the first book and didn't even get to the sex dungeon stuff, the writing is so bad I couldn't force myself through it. I was reading it so I could take the piss out of 'the worst bits' on the Internet when it first came out but I couldn't actually get that far in. It's on the level of a high school student having a try at creative writing. I seem to remember at one point the heroine describes the dude as a 'yummy scrummy choccy pudding with sprinkles and nuts on' like she's loving four or something, and every other page she is literally stumbling over her own feet and falling over because she such a lovable clutz. In my imagination she's the female version of Lenny from Of Mice and Men.

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