A bug is laying eggs on my desk at work

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > A bug is laying eggs on my desk at work

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Back in highschool I was at work at saw a fly land on a little ceasars hot-n-ready we had just bought. Before I shooed it, it managed to poo poo out some eggs on the pizza. The eggs were practically invisible on the cheese so it kinda ruined pizza for me for a while.

Bonus: I was a jerk and let a coworker eat the eggs slice.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 17:34

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 06:19

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Enjoy your slowly growing population of stinkbugs OP

# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 19:31

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Dear Bugs,

Please take care of OP's desk now that you have killed him.

Also, post updates. You'll need to pick up his posting slack.

Sincerely,

Mr Wilder T. Mild

# ¿ Jul 7, 2015 14:13

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

OP, I need the stinkbug status report on my desk by 10am EST.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 14:06

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