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I don't think any of this is going to work. Let's just end football and move on
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Benny Harvey posted:Personally I think it's time to start considering some kind of shot clock. We seem to be reaching a point basketball reached before it introduced a shot clock; so often teams just keep possession aimlessly rather than making a genuine attempt on goal while the other team is content to just park the bus. Obviously, a shot-clock based on possession wouldn't work in football because teams would just kick the ball out of play but it could work if it alternated between the two teams regardless of who had possession. I appreciate your love of the Southampton FC badge (which is extremely cool and good) but basically this: Polidoro posted:I don't think any of this is going to work. Let's just end football and move on
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Jul 5, 2015 04:47
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African AIDS cum posted:They should make the games more entertaining, with more action
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Jul 5, 2015 04:48
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Jul 5, 2015 04:50
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Benny Harvey posted:Well in basketball it changes when the other team gets possession but in football that would lead to teams just booting it out so I figure it'd be better if the clock only went onto the other team after a shot on target has been made. Also, the time would have to be a lot longer, maybe 5 minutes or more? If the clock runs out before they've had a shot on target then the "defending" team (ie. the one without the shot clock) would get a penalty. I'm all for improving the game if there's a reasonable suggestion, but giving a penalty for the other team not having a shot on target every few minutes is a really, really bad idea. Since penalties are a virtually guaranteed goal, this would likely lead to at least some teams parking eleven men behind the ball, defending like their lives depended on it, and giving the ball back to the other team if they somehow won it, just because if they can block every shot for five minutes they get a free goal. Mourinho would win every game 10-0 with 0% possession. Why bother attacking when if you defend long enough you get handed a golden scoring opportunity?
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Jul 5, 2015 04:56
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Use old-school NASL rules. 6 points for a win, 3 points for a tie, 0 points for a loss, and a point per goal scored (max 3).
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Jul 5, 2015 05:14
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Added time multi-ball.
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Jul 5, 2015 06:41
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put landmines on the pitch and snipers in the floodlight towers
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Jul 5, 2015 07:47
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Jul 5, 2015 08:20
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I've said before here that I want the referee to have the ability to give 2 yellows without having to give a red. 2 yellows in a game means you miss next match, referee can give a red for second yellow if he wants. 3 yellows is a red. Standing and drinking in stadiums. Make the penalty area smaller and change it to a circular shape around the goal, so no more penalty's because there was a foul around the 'corners' of the box where the player was no threat to goal. I want the premier league website to show full 20+ minute highlights of all matches. Alan shearer to be banned from TV too. Lots more retroactive banning, especially for diving, don't care if the referee saw it or not. Ban players for shouting in an aggressive manner to referees. More transfer windows.
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Jul 5, 2015 09:10
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Institute permanent transfer windows. Hell, let transfers take place while matches are going on. Imagine a heated derby match where a star player gets pulled to the side and switches his jersey to the other team's and goes back on and scores the winning goal. Phwoarrr. Imagine the tension you feel as a fan never knowing if your favourite player is going to still be playing for your team when the 90 minutes are up.
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Jul 5, 2015 10:15
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introduce teams from the caliphate into the prem
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Jul 5, 2015 10:19
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Twat le Piss posted:introduce teams from the caliphate into the prem Who do you think is bankrolling Man City
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Twat le Piss posted:introduce teams from the caliphate into the prem This, Brotherhood United FC ftw
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Jul 5, 2015 10:23
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A European-wide salary cap should have been brought into place at the same time as the Bosman ruling, but now you can't put the toothpaste back in the bottle
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Jul 5, 2015 10:26
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Monday Bandele posted:A European-wide salary cap should have been brought into place at the same time as the Bosman ruling, but now you can't put the toothpaste back in the bottle Who do you think should be earning the bulk of the ~£130m per season Premier League clubs will be earning from TV deals in 2016? Socialist nonsense.
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Jul 5, 2015 10:29
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They should never have started paying people to play football in the first place!
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Jul 5, 2015 10:39
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The best players on each team would still earn what they deserve, but it would have stopped the hoarding of talent by a handful of teams that we now see, which weakens the depth of leagues and derails careers. The Americans have it right in this regard.
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Jul 5, 2015 10:43
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mandatory minimum of one game a season against the local pub side in the carpark, kick off is after last orders
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Jul 5, 2015 10:51
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Football gay so what
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Jul 5, 2015 10:55
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Bape Culture posted:Football gay so what Agreed, the womens world cup was pretty good
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Jul 5, 2015 10:58
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Twat le Piss posted:mandatory minimum of one game a season against the local pub side in the carpark, kick off is after last orders lol this would own
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Jul 5, 2015 11:33
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OP's mam sucking my big dirrty D at half time.
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Jul 5, 2015 11:41
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Pissflaps posted:OP's mam sucking my big dirrty D at half time. That's not already happening? She's sucking off everyone else.
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Jul 5, 2015 12:25
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More revealing uniforms. Hell maybe just body paint.
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Jul 5, 2015 12:43
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THROW INS SHOULD BE TAKEN FROM WHERE THE BALL WENT OUT
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Jul 5, 2015 12:52
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Yellow cards for foul throws.
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Jul 5, 2015 12:55
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i think we should have moving goalposts
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Jul 5, 2015 12:55
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I'm sick of watching players doing a little shuffly walk 10 yards up the pitch and then taking a 10 yard run up before throwing the ball SICK OF IT
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Jul 5, 2015 12:58
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corn in the fridge posted:i think we should have moving goalposts definitely yes, random oscillating goalposts; whoop where is it
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Jul 5, 2015 13:03
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ban all american liverpool, arsenal, tottenham and united fans also ban top gear avs
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Jul 5, 2015 13:04
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Blue Star Error posted:THROW INS SHOULD BE TAKEN FROM WHERE THE BALL WENT OUT Agreed
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Jul 5, 2015 13:05
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poo poo Farm posted:ban all american liverpool, arsenal, tottenham and united fans This is canon
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Jul 5, 2015 13:27
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Make games 110 minutes and every player on the team has to go in goal for 10 minutes a match
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Jul 5, 2015 13:45
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fat gay nonce posted:Make games 110 minutes and every player on the team has to go in goal for 10 minutes a match two goals and out
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Jul 5, 2015 13:46
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Every time you score your entire team has to drink a jaegerbomb
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Jul 5, 2015 13:47
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play until everyone is bored and then next goal wins, would shorten poo poo games and make good fun games longer
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Jul 5, 2015 13:49
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All football stadiums have giant spinning wheels with handicaps on and every 10 minutes without a goal both captains spin the wheel to discover how they will be handicapped for the rest of the game. Maybe let fans spin the wheel to involve them more in the game.
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Jul 5, 2015 13:49
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By handicaps I don't mean spina bifida but things like your team plays with eyepatches so they lose binocular vision and end up swinging wildly at balls metres away from them
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Jul 5, 2015 13:51
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Make teams play weight classes so you have to have 3 really fat players, 3 really light players, 3 midgets, and 2 wildcards
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