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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
Institute permanent transfer windows. Hell, let transfers take place while matches are going on. Imagine a heated derby match where a star player gets pulled to the side and switches his jersey to the other team's and goes back on and scores the winning goal. Phwoarrr. Imagine the tension you feel as a fan never knowing if your favourite player is going to still be playing for your team when the 90 minutes are up.

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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Twat le Piss posted:

introduce teams from the caliphate into the prem

Who do you think is bankrolling Man City

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
Make all players play inside those giant inflatable balls that bounce into each other

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

chuggo is BACK posted:

make the best looking players kiss haha just kidding it would be funny

Hahah yes this would be hilarious but completely inappropriate for the sporting arena but just for the sake of this thought experiment, how long would they be made to kiss for and how do you enforce tongue action

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
Hell, if anything, we should be giving football players more concussions

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