What changes would you like to see in football?

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Football would be improved if it was replaced by an anime themed moba esport imo

# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 01:35

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Half time venkys for fans and players (peep the motherfriggin av

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# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 01:39

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Make games 110 minutes and every player on the team has to go in goal for 10 minutes a match

# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 13:45

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Every time you score your entire team has to drink a jaegerbomb

# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 13:47

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All football stadiums have giant spinning wheels with handicaps on and every 10 minutes without a goal both captains spin the wheel to discover how they will be handicapped for the rest of the game. Maybe let fans spin the wheel to involve them more in the game.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 13:49

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By handicaps I don't mean spina bifida but things like your team plays with eyepatches so they lose binocular vision and end up swinging wildly at balls metres away from them

# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 13:51

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Make teams play weight classes so you have to have 3 really fat players, 3 really light players, 3 midgets, and 2 wildcards

# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 13:53

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If you support multiple teams you have to wear a yellow star at all times and in the very unlikely event that you actually go to a game you have to get on a special packed train full of people like you that drops you off in a concentration camp where you will be worked to death digging graves for your fellow twats.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2015 12:42

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Benny Harvey posted:

But I've been serious??

e: also I'd like to see a team play on a 49mx50m pitch. Does anyone know if there's a rule that stops the home team changing their pitch dimensions depending on who they were playing?

It used to happen, Souness famously made the pitch the minimum width the night before a game against Kiev as they had 2 very good wingers. Premier league now mandates pitch size unless it is impossible to accommodate because of the nature of the ground

# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 17:29

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