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Phaeoacremonium
Aug 7, 2008
In high school I worked behind the counter of a busy bakery. One day, an old guy brought back a bread roll, saying he'd found a nail inside. I thought he meant fingernail, gave my sincerest apologies and prepared to fetch the manager. Nope! He opened up the roll to reveal a two inch long steel nail the breadth of my little finger.

Edit: I'm not sure which one would have been worse.

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Phaeoacremonium
Aug 7, 2008

Iron Chef Ramen posted:

Watching someone take their palm off on a deli slicer is the worst thing I have ever seen. The guard is there for a reason.

Ahhhh that brought back the time I saw one of the kitchen staff slice a neat finger-length slice off the side of her index finger while running a brick of soft Gouda through the slicer.

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