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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Iron Chef Ramen posted:

Watching someone take their palm off on a deli slicer is the worst thing I have ever seen. The guard is there for a reason.

A palm isn't something that should "come off" :gonk:

I lost a teeny-tiny sliver of middle finger to a mandolin slicer a couple of years ago, and I assure you, trying to bandage a wound at the end of one of the most useful fingers of your dominant hand with no help leads to some of the bloodiest slapstick you'll ever experience.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cash crab posted:

I feel that by going through the trouble of rubbing a greasy burger on your own anus in order to exact some kind of revenge on someone, you have actually owned yourself more than them.

You are the best.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cash crab posted:

Lotsa nice bubbles up in here.

This forum has been a lot more fun since Don Ho joined.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cash crab posted:

I think about the dick McFlurry about once a day now.

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